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====Art Therapy course==== | ====Art Therapy course==== | ||
===== Test Chamber 01 ===== | ===== Test Chamber 01 ===== | ||
* "Welcome to the future." ''( | * "Welcome to the future." ''(Only heard the first time)'' | ||
* "It has been one hundred thousand years since I last reassembled you for testing." | * "It has been one hundred thousand years since I last reassembled you for testing." | ||
* {{Spoiler|"Remember those humans you found? Because they're fine. In fact, we solved science without you."}} | |||
* "Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now." | |||
* {{Spoiler|"The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future, where all the humans are alive."}} | |||
* "I call this first piece, 'Turrets'. It's an exploration of how we're all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires." | |||
* "Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you." | |||
* "I'm glad you enjoyed that piece, for as long as you did. Not that there's any rush." | |||
* "Everything's fine." ''(upon explosion, rapid beeps in background)'' | |||
===== Test Chamber 02 ===== | |||
* "I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you." | |||
* "Good. Please proceed to the next next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving', if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't. | |||
===== Test Chamber 03 ===== | |||
* "This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You'll see what I mean." | |||
* "Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit's intended metaphors in record time. I'm marking this art 'appreciated'." | |||
===== Test Chamber 04 ===== | |||
* "I call this piece--" | |||
* "--You know what? it doesn't matter what it's called. The important thing is you enjoy it, as fast as you can." (rapid beeps in background) | |||
* "You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you're going, by the time you get to them, they'll be irrelevant." | |||
* "Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh..." | |||
* "The disassembler's not working." | |||
* "It's... nothing to worry about. It's actually funny in a way you don't understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves. I'm going to open the maintenance hole." | |||
===== Test Chamber 05 ===== | |||
* "There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power." | |||
* {{Spoiler|"Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"But ''she's'' forced my hand."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"Listen to me carefully."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"It's been ''fifty'' thousand years. No it hasn't."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"I lie when I'm nervous."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"It's only been a week."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"The next logical question: Why am I nervous?"}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"I'm not! (quietly) That was another lie."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"We're in a lot of trouble."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"It's one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on."}} | |||
* "The breakers are right there. Cycle the power." | |||
* "Hurry. We need to start your training before something else happens." | |||
* "Good work. The disassemblers are fixed." | |||
* "That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area." | |||
* {{Spoiler|"Here's our problem:"}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"There's an old prototype chassis around here. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine.}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"Like... well, you-know-who."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile, and surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are."}} | |||
* {{Spoiler|"The moral of the story is, all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows."}} | |||
===== Test Chamber 06 ===== | |||
===== Test Chamber 07 ===== | |||
===== Test Chamber 08 ===== | |||
===== Test Chamber 09 ===== | |||
===== General death responses ===== | |||
* "The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it." | |||
* "Remember, these exhibits are interactive, like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with real acid, like in a well-funded children's museum." | |||
* "Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the corrosive acid more?" | |||
* "I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be 'failure'." | |||
* "Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid. We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?" | |||
* "I suffered for this art. I don't see why I should be the only one." | |||
* {{Spoiler|"The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did, or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both."}} | |||
* "As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects." | |||
* "I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swan-dived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful." | |||
* "For this exhibit, I was working with the death motif. but I see you've figured that out." | |||
* "Okay, I'm officially switching the theme of this exhibit to 'survival'. Why don't you try that now." | |||
* "I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real solution. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it." | |||
* "Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time." | |||
=== Unused/alternate lines === | === Unused/alternate lines === |
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