Ap-Sap voice lines

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The Ap-Sap contains several player-triggered and event-triggered Wheatley responses, all of which are listed below.

Getting Shot

  • "Is that gunfire? Is--is someone shooting?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh my God, they're shooting at us! They're shooting at us! Don't panic, but they are shooting at us!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What--what's that? Is that gunfire?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh God, someone's shooting at us now!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Is someone--oh, is someone shooting at us?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, fun's over! Fun's over! Put me back in the pocket!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Seriously, now--put me away. 'Cause I don't want any piece of this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, I definitely heard a gunshot then! This is...mental. Did no one else hear that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Bloody hell, what've you got me into here, mate?! This is mental!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are these--are these live?! Do I actually hear shooting?! Is this live rounds?! Is it live ammunition?!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Bloody--what have you got me into?!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Upon Death

Sapper Attached

Sapping a building

  • "*typing* *buzz* It's gonna be trickier than I thought. Do--uh, we should be making a note of this. Have you got a pen? Make a note of--of what I'm doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*buzz* Buzzer again! I'm--that's surprising. That's..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* Let's think more abstractly. What was your first pet's name? The ca--probably a cat or dog." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* No! I could've swore that was it! I was rea--I'm surprised. I am surprised at that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* Okay, other words. Just think of other words that could be the password." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* All right! That should do it! *buzz* Oh, it hasn't done it. That's...hmm." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! ...ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! *buzz* Ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Oh, wait! No, I've got it! I've-- *buzz* No, that won't work. Wait! Oh, I'm a genius! I'm an absolute g-- *buzz* No, I'm not." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* Hmm... *stammering* *typing* *buzzers*" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*stammering* *typing* *buzzers* No, I'm--honestly, I'm stumped. I've got no ideas." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, wait--here's a brain wave! Yes! Oh wait, no--I've got it! I've got-- *buzz* No, that won't work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Oh! Good news! *buzz* Never mind." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Oh-ho! I've got it--I've got it! *buzz* Never mind." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh! *typing* Here we go! Here it comes! I think this one's gonna be good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* All right. Here we go! Don't wanna set it up too much, but I think this one's gonna be good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Oh, what is it? What's it likely to be? What's your mother's maiden name? Probably not gonna be that, is it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* What's the name of your first dog? Probably that one. It's a long shot-- *buzz* No. Okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* No? Really? That's--all right." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *buzz* Oh! That's--I thought that was gonna be it. I'm surprised." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, if I had--if I was gonna do a password, do you know what I'd do? Zebra! Zebra! It's gotta be zebra! *typing* Z-E-B-R-A. *buzz* Not a zebra! That's--I'd have put money on zebra, if I'm honest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*singing* Hacking, hacking! Harmless hacking! Not in danger!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*singing* Hacking, hacking! Doing a bit of harmless hacking! Not in danger!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*singing* Just doing a bit of hacking. Totally safe, nothing to see here! Nothing to worry about!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh! I feel sorry for you, mate. About to be another victim of the master hacker." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* Ooh! About to be another victim of the master hacker! It's a bit sad, really. To be honest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, let's have a look at this..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, this is interesting--you'll like this. There's a--a green wire in here, big plump one. Tell you what, I'll cut it, we'll see what happens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ooh, this is complicated. Um--more so, actually, than it looked on the outside. I'll say that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Uh, okay--no need to panic. Um... *stammers* Oh! There's a button! Pressed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Interfacing with sentry control unit. *typing* Hello mate, how's everything going? Good! Good! Yep." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Guess how many wires are in one of these things? What's your guess? Five or six? No, I'll tell you what it is: it's actually six million!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! And...mmm. What color would you say that is?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! Oh...what color would you say that is? It's more of a sort of aqua marine, isn't it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! Oh, that's--that's a sort of--that's more like a dark forest green..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*typing* *singing* Doing some hacking, here I am! Doing a bit of hacking! Probably--I probably shouldn't sing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Destroyed a Building

Idle responses

  • "*pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* Oh! Oh, sorry. Sorry! Hope that didn't disturb you too much, then. That was--did you hear that noise? Yeah, that was just the sound of...some books. Pages being turned. By me. 'Cause I was reading...the books. *chuckles* You know what it's like, you know? When you get the urge. And--and ability. To read. Suddenly takes you, you're like I've gotta read some books! So that was what I was doing, just reading the old, uh--some of the old bloody classics. Of literature. By uh...Dickens. And uh...um...others. So uh, so I'm not a moron." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*cleaning noises* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I was just polishing...my book museum. When it occurred to me that I've read all of the books. Tragic! Speaking as, uh, someone who can literally read. Not bragging, not trying to show off; but uh, but I can read. And uh, yeah! I've just been working my way through all of the classics, really: Pride and Punishment, Brothers Masagiganovnov, Franken's...Dickinson. Um, read all of 'em. So I'm not a moron." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*classical music* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I'm listening to some uh, classical music. This one is by, um--what's his name? Wolfgang...uh, Wolfgang Beethoven. Who--my personal favorite, if I'm honest. Um, I just love all the--I just love all the bloody melodies! That he comes up with. Hummable, they are. That's--to me, that is the mark of great music, if you can hum along. And I can, to this one, on all of them. So I'm not a moron." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* Ah! So yeah, finished reading all the books now! All the books ever made. So...good riddance. To that fun, I mean. You know, I love--too much fun, actually. It was--I was getting tired of all the fun. Of reading. Just...ah! What fun! So I'm not a moron." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Looks like you're having fun! At least. Yeah, why not? Have a bit of fun. Enjoy yourself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's get a picture! *click* *click click* Oh! *click* There you are! Quick picture. That's lovely, very inspirational. Brave!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a--this is amazing! We can--we can walk wherever we want! Look, just go left. No, go right! Go right! Don't even care, don't even care. Just go wherever you want. Couldn't care less." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just go left. Go left, for a laugh. All right, go right. Having a bit of fun, let's go right. Don't even care, don't even care! Just go somewhere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We can go wherever we want! Just go o--go over there, if you want! Go left, go right! Up to you! Do whatever you fancy. Doesn't matter to me, just go. Just go somewhere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me just interject a thought here: I would love to run in the other direction. I don't know what you're feeling. I've been thinking about it, giving it some thought: almost certain death, running in the other direction. That's the one I'm leaning towards. Option B." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. Don't know what you're thinking, but that's my view. At this juncture." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know what I'm leaning towards? I am leaning towards running away in the other direction. What's your view? I'm very pro that one. At the moment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm...pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll be honest, I'm not a hundred percent sure that we're going the right way, but I'm pretty sure. I'll give it--I'll give it sixty-five percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Careful..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Careful, now!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh! Careful, now!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Careful! Careful!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's keep moving!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Watch yourself!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Aw, bless your little heart! Believe in yourself! Shoot for the stars! Why not? You can be anything you want to be!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, just--make sure you keep a tight grip on me. If you would. Poor, fragile little Wheatley. Easily breakable." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just, you know--uh, please do keep a--a tight grip on me. If you would. Just using grip. Classic grip. You know, just grip tightly. That's what I'm saying. 'Cause I'm quite, uh--I'm surprisingly fragile." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, close call, that--wasn't it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Um, couldn't help but notice, when I was in your pocket, that you've, uh--you've got a knife. Looked pretty sharp. Could've had--could've had me eye out!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just throwing this out there, um--perhaps skip the hacking entirely. Just go straight to the stabbing! All right? Love a bit of stabbing. Less work for me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Simple solution, stabbing. You know, Occam's razor, if you will. Stabbing with the razor." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So this--this thing we'll be hacking. Um, is it--is it harmless? Yeah?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not that I--you know, not that I couldn't hack something dangerous. Willing to, certainly. Up to a point, obviously. Don't get carried away." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Computers? Hacked those. Mainframes? Hacked as well. Um...regular frames. All your different kind of frames." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your knife. Hacked that, just now--for a laugh. Probably didn't even see that coming." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You gotta keep your eye on me. 'Cause I am, as I said before, a master hacker. Uh, all in good fun, though. You know, it's all harmless fun." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We've been walking for...quite some time. Where--where're we going now, by the way?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Pulled out

Put back

Intro

Sneaking

  • "Oh, are we--are we sneaking now? Are we? Sorry, I should--should keep my trap shut. Sorry." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's probably worth flagging up, if we're gonna do any sneaking. Just--just quietly, just go sneaking! And then I'll keep qu--I'll keep schtum." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Shouldn't we both have...ski masks? 'Cause if this job goes south, I don't wanna--you know, take all the rap." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look at the pair of us, sneaking around. Like a couple of ne'er-do-wells." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dashing rogues! The both of us. Like Robin Hood or something! Role playing. Love it. Absolutely love it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play