Linhas de voz da GLaDOS

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Esta é uma lista completa das linhas de voz da GLaDOS de Portal e Portal 2.

Contents

Portal

Veja também: Portal

Câmaras de Teste 00-02

  • "Olá e, novamente, seja bem-vinda ao centro de aprimoramento computadorizado da Aperture Science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Esperamos que a sua breve detenção no espaço de relaxamento tenha sido agradável." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Seu espécime foi processado e agora estamos prontos para iniciar o teste apropriado." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No entanto, antes de começarmos, tenha em mente que, apesar de diversão e o aprendizado serem os objetivos principais das atividades no centro de aprimoramento, ferimentos graves podem ocorrer." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Para a sua segurança e a segurança de outros, por favor, não encoste em [tzzzzzd]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

(Traduz para "Por favor, abstenha-se de muitas falhas por causa de falhas, obrigada.")

  • "Excelente. Por favor, prossiga para a saída após completar cada teste." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Mas antes, note o campo de partículas incandescentes através da saída." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Essa Grelha de Emancipação de Materiais da Aperture Science irá vaporizar qualquer equipamento não autorizado que atravessá-la - como, por exemplo, o Cubo Pesado de Armazenamento da Aperture Science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador consegue levar um cubo até a Grelha de Emancipação, enquanto a porta está aberta:


  • "Por favor, posicione o Cubo Pesado de Armazenamento no Super Botão de Mil e Quinhentos Megawatts de Super Colisão Hiper Funcional da Aperture Science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Perfeito. Por favor, mova-se rapidamente para a saída, já que os efeitos da exposição prolongada ao Botão não são parte deste teste." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Você está indo muito bem!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Por favor, saiba que um perceptível gosto de sangue não é parte de nenhum protocolo de teste, mas sim um efeito colateral indesejado da Grelha de Emancipação de Materiais da Aperture Science, a qual pode, em casos semirraros, emancipar restaurações dentais, coroas, esmalte dentário e dentes." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Recebendo o Dispositivo Portátil de Portais

Veja também: Dispositivo Portátil de Portais
  • "Muito bem! Você agora possui o Dispositivo Portátil de Portais da Aperture Science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Com isso, você pode criar seus próprios portais." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Esses portões intra dimensionais provaram ser completamente seguros." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Mas O Dispositivo, não." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Não toque a extremidade operacional do dispositivo." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Não olhe diretamente na extremidade operacional do dispositivo." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Não mergulhe o dispositivo em líquidos, mesmo parcialmente." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "E o mais importante, sob nenhuma circunstância você deve [bzzzpt]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmaras de Teste 03-04

  • "Por favor, dirija-se à saída. Cuidado com o vão." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Muito bem! Lembre-se: o Dia de Trazer Sua Filha ao Trabalho da Aperture Science é a hora perfeita para testá-la." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Once again, excellent work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador consegue preder-se

  • "Apesar dos grandes esforços do pessoal do Centro de Aprimoramento em garantir o desempenho seguro de todas as atividades autorizadas, você conseguiu se trancar permanentemente dentro desta sala."
  • "Um alçapão de escape complementar se abrirá em três... dois... Um."

Câmaras de Teste 05-08

  • "As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three, two, [static]." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please be careful." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Unbelievable! You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmaras de Teste 09-11

Durante o nível:

  • "The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Quit now and cake will be served immediately." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This test [garbled speech] -ward momentum." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Melhorando o Dispositivo Portátil de Portais

  • "The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in Subject Hometown Here." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmaras de Teste 12-16


  • "Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "When the testing is over, you will be missed." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Thank you for helping us help you help us all." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador fica preso na área da esfera de alta energia

  • "Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "An escape hatch will open in three, two, one." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 17

  • "The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 18

  • "The experiment is nearing its conclusion." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se um Cubo de Armazenamento é perdido na gosma

  • "Weighted Storage Cube destroyed." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador fica preso na área do receptor da esfera de alta energia

  • "Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 19



Durante a fuga









Ao destruir uma câmera de segurança

Batalha final

Quando o jogador pega o núcleo de moralidade


Primeiro núcleo destruído

"[A voz subitamente mudou. Mais suave, sedutora e menos computadorizada]"

As seguinte linhas são executadas ou repetidas automaticamente após a linha específica de cada núcleo destruído.


Segundo núcleo destruído


Terceiro núcleo destruído



Linhas não utilizadas/alteradas


Com a voz de computador normal; versões com a voz mais profunda foram utilizadas no jogo final.


Portal 2

Veja também: Portal 2

Linhas do modo para um jogador

Capítulo 1: A Visita de Cortesia

GLaDOS desperta

  • "Oh... It's you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It's been a long time. How have you been?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Incinerador/Arma de Portais

  • "Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "There it is." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Hold on..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "There." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Here, let me get that for you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 2: A Partida a Frio

Câmara de Teste 1

  • "Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 2

  • "This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "There should be one in the corner." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 3

  • "Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations. Not on the test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 4

  • "One moment." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 5

  • "This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 6

  • "Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


Se o jogador pega lixo


  • "Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 7

  • "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise--[train horn]--" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Go ahead and grab another one." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Oh. No. I fizzled that one too." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Don't take anything with you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


Se o jogador salta e deixa o Cubo Companheiro na parte de cima

  • "Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase: It won't. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


Se o jogador pega o Cubo Companheiro após a saída

  • "I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 8

Capítulo 3: O Retorno

Câmara de Teste 9

  • "Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You broke it, didn't you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "There. Try it now." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You look great, by the way. Very healthy." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Try it now." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 10

  • "Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador consegue prender-se, deixando o cubo no piso superior sem ativar fornecedor de cubos:

  • "If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (Esta linha não é processada)

Câmara de Teste 11

  • "These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 12

  • "Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well. ... Enough.'" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 13

  • "This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 14

  • "To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 15

  • "That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Se o jogador prende-se atrás da barreira de vidro sem abrir a porta:

  • "Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 16

  • "I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 17

  • "It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 4: A Surpresa

Câmara de Teste 18

  • "Initiating surprise in three... two... one." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I made it all up." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Surprise." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 19

  • "Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 20

  • "Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That's right. The facility is completely operational again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 21/Fuga da GLaDOS

  • "I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "What's going on? Who turned off the lights?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The irony is that you were almost at the last test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
    • "Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 5: A Fuga

Câmara da GLaDOS

Se a GLaDOS usa os painéis ocultos para trazer o jogador de volta para a câmara

  • "Not so fast!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Think about this." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "I know you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It was YOUR voice." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Yes. You're the tumor." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 6: A Queda

A Queda

  • "Oh. Hi." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "So. How are you holding up?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "[clap clap clap]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "[clap clap]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Good, that's still working." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Just remember to land on one foot..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Ninho de pássaro da antiga Aperture

  • "Oh. Hi." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "ow." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "ow." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "ow." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please get it off me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It's eating me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Just get it off me..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Ow. I hate this bird." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh! Thanks." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 7: A Reunião

Primeira câmara de teste do Gel Propulsor

  • "Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Segunda câmara de teste do Gel Propulsor

Fim dos testes com o Gel Propulsor

  • "Caroline... why do I know this woman? Did I kill her? Or-" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh my god." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Após o primeiro encontro com o Gel Conversor

Cave Johnson falando sobre limões

Teste após a fala dos limões

  • "I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Wow." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Área de conexão dos géis

  • "Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 8: A Coceira

Frankentorretas

  • "Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "And it almost killed me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 1 do Wheatley

  • "It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This is one of MY tests!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 2 do Wheatley

Câmara de Teste 3 do Wheatley

  • "I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Just as mementos, though..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 4 do Wheatley

  • "It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 5 do Wheatley

  • "The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 6 do Wheatley

  • "If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 11 do Wheatley

  • "Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 12 do Wheatley

  • "After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 15 do Wheatley

Câmara de Teste 16 do Wheatley

  • "Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Capítulo 9: A Parte em Que...

Câmara de Teste 17 do Wheatley/A armadilha

  • "Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Agghh!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well. This is the part where he kills us." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Essa parte

  • "Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You really do have brain damage, don't you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can't believe you came back." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Armadilha de Torretas

  • "Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Bombas

  • "Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Pré-covil

  • "You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Núcleos deteriorados

  • "Corrupted cores! We're in luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Pré-batalha final

Batalha final

Botão de impasse

Espaço

Linhas do encerramento

  • "Oh thank god, you're alright." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Goodbye, Caroline." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Killing you? Is hard." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You win." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Just go." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Linhas do cooperativo

Percurso de Calibração

Central (CinTech)

Estas linhas de voz só são faladas se ambos os jogadores não tenham terminado o percurso cooperativo principal. Se um dos jogadores completou o cooperativo, o Locutor que fala.

  • "This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or CInTECH." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (pronunciado como "sintech")
  • "But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "From here we transport you to the new testing course." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Welcome back, testing is available." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Was that course too difficult?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Are you scared to save those humans?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Are you scared to save those humans?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Após a primeira vez desbloqueando o percurso 4

  • "I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The other? Well..." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I don't think I want to go through that again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Ao morrer por queda, com o cooperativo não concluído

Após a primeira vez desbloqueando o percurso 5

  • "Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "They'll probably throw you a party." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Percurso 1: Construção de Equipes

Câmara de Teste 01:

  • "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 02:

  • "You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 03:

  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Enquanto destruindo as Torretas:

  • "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 04:

  • "I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 05:

  • "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 06:

  • "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You will know it when you find it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I consider that a failing, by the way." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Percurso 2: Massa e Velocidade

Câmara de Teste 01:

  • "This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That’s right. You're not humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can drop the fake praise." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 02:

  • "Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You can't die in any of those ways." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 03:

  • "The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, you are very good at being an example." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 04:

Câmara de Teste 05:

Câmara de Teste 06:

  • "If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 07:

  • "Your test times show you are going too slowly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 08:

  • "To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Very good! You found those useless blueprints." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (A última parte é cortada pela transição nível.)

Percurso 3: Superfícies de Luz Sólida

Câmara de Teste 01:

  • "This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 02:

  • "I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You did very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 03:

  • "One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That isn't science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 04:

  • "I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 05:

  • "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 06:

  • "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 07:

  • "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Câmara de Teste 08:

  • "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For safety." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Percurso 4: Funis de Excursão

Após a conclusão quarto percurso, câmara 01:

  • "Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: Nine. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven hundred and seven." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (escutado apenas por Atlas)
  • "Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (escutado apenas por P-body)

Após a conclusão quarto percurso, câmara 02:

  • "I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (escutado apenas por Atlas)
  • "The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir (escutado apenas por P-body)

Introdução da câmara 3 do quarto percurso; pode ser selecionado aleatoriamente

  • "Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Without the consequence of death, is this even science?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Percurso 5: Géis de Mobilidade

  • "This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


Respostas personalizadas (cores e números dos robôs)

Análise das cobaias dos créditos do cooperativo

  • "Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir

Respostas de morte

Ao morrer na Central:

Respostas genéricas (precisa de classificação)

  • "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To reiterate: This is not a competition." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still, if it were, Blue would be winning." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still, if it were, Orange would be winning." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It's not, though." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I consider that a failing, by the way." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, is there something you would like to say?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, is there something you would like to say?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent. You’re both doing very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


Após a conclusão de um nível final em um percurso

  • "In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I’m sorry, Subject Orange." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I’m sorry, Subject Blue." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Am I interrupting your important conversation?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That will give you PLENTY of time to chat." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Humans! That's what you look like right now." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You're better than that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That isn't science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, you are very good at being an example." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your test times show you are going too slowly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I was confident you could finish." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you know where I was?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Good Job." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You are doing wonderfully." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Excellent." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That’s right. You're not humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can drop the fake praise." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Now, you are just wasting my time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your failing does not make this science." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I lied." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "But don't worry, you are in the lead." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You can't die in any of those ways." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I miss this that smell." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You will need him for the final track." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I am not sure you will need him but he will be there." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Only one more test after this." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Most of them are simply good test subjects." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations on passing that test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir



  • "We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Oh those clerks." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir



  • "You did it! You powered on the system." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Did you think the electrical switch was down there?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You may want to try and avoid those turrets." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You two aren't lost are you?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "It's like you're just machines." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You will know it when you find it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir


  • "I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You did very well." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You only failed" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Humans find that an admirable trait." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "That's horrible." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I can only imagine." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "What a horrible little machine." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange did what? Are you sure?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?" | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "We all agree you should stop." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before." | Download Baixar | Play icon.png Reproduzir
  • "Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before." | Download