Collaborative Disposition Test

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Welcome, test subject, to the Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test. With just a few short questions, this test will determine your personality-driven test resolution type, allowing you to further the cause of science with a compatible test subject. — Portal 2 Official Blog

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The Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test was an interactive personality test featured on the Portal 2 Official Blog. Released on April 15, 2011, it served as a promotional activity leading up to the release of Portal 2.

Consisting of seven questions, the test evaluated participants' responses to assign them an "Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Type", accompanied by a humorous description.

Questions

Question 1

What color do you wish your eyes were?
Amber
Blue
Brown
Gray
Green
Hazel
Red
Black

Question 2

Do you appear well educated to others?
Yes
No

Question 3

Are they wrong?
Yes
No

Question 4

Check all those who you feel superior to:
Olympians
Policemen
Parents
War Heroes
Philosophers
Astronauts
Scientists
CEOs
No One

Question 5

Are you currently being observed?
Yes
No
Not Sure

Question 6

Have you ever sued a scientific corporation for an injury you received:
Yes
No
An Injury prevents me from remembering

Question 7

If you could remove one constraint on business today, which one would it be?
Occupational Safety Rules
Environmental Protection Restrictions
Consumer Safety
All of the above

Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Types

Testing Type	Description
	Turret No nonsense and all business, you don’t have time for anything not immediately in your field of vision. Look for cooperative test partners who don’t mind telling you they’re still there every five seconds, and test partners willing to solve tests while always standing in front of you.
	Weighted Companion Cube Stalwart and dependable, you’re always willing to give a friend the shirt off your back, a shoulder to cry on, or a step up. Compatible cooperative test partners include shirtless people who can’t stop crying while they use you as stairs.
	Atlas Brave and up for anything-you like adventure and nothing scares you. You value friendship highly. Your ideal cooperative partner would be inquisitive and sensitive.
	Cave Johnson You don’t see crises-only challengitunities you choose to scale like mountains. You’re a can-do, shoot-from-the-hip, silver-tongued self-starter. You’re a good match for any cooperative test partner, providing they shut up and listen.
	Chell Resolute and tenacious, you won’t quit until a puzzle’s solved. Your inability to give up against impossible odds makes you a bad match for cooperative test partners who give up against any odds at all, racing to the internet for answers.
	Ratman You’re the quiet, artistic type, happy to ponder the solution to a puzzle in quiet solitude. Compatible cooperative test partners include introspective loners, deaf-mute invisible people, and mannequins."
	GLaDOS Imperious, highly intelligent, impossibly cruel-you wield your intelligence and wit like a cudgel, bludgeoning those around you into passive submission. Keep an eye out for cooperative test partners with low self esteem and body image issues.
	P-Body Inquisitive, sensitive-you analyze situations and approach problems with care. You value friendship highly. Your ideal cooperative partner would be brave and up for anything.
	Wheatley Funny, high-strung, a bit of a motor-mouth-these are the words people would use to describe you when they’re not telling you to shut up. Your ideal cooperative test partners include people who won’t mind you bumbling around breaking things while they do all the work.

Gallery

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  Test page.

External links

• Collaborative Disposition Test – Announcement post
• Collaborative Disposition Test – Archived test page (non-interactive)