Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret

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Randolph, the titular character

Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret is a comic that was released during the 2011 Valve Store Holiday Sale. It is a parody of the 1939 booklet, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, written by Robert L. May.

Plot summary

Randolph, a Turret who has a red nose and antler headband, is made fun of by the other Turrets, who refuse to let him "join in any turret games". The following non-denominational holiday, GLaDOS speaks with Randolph and tasks him with guarding a room. The comic ends with several Turrets praising Randolph on his accomplished mission.



  • On page 3, the stockings have the names of Gordon, Alyx, and Dog from the Half-Life series.
  • Also on page 3, there is a picture above the stockings which appears to show the cornfield from the end of Portal 2.