GLaDOS voice lines/zh-hant

This article is under translation. 本條目現正進行翻譯。

以下是 GLaDOS 於傳送門及傳送門 2的完整台詞。
除有｢*｣號的台詞，所有翻譯均來自遊戲字幕。

傳送門

參見： Portal/zh-hant

測驗室 00-02

測驗室 01
"請將重量儲存方塊放在｢十五億瓦特的光圈科學重功率超級撞擊超級按鈕｣。" 完成測驗室後： "完美。請快速移到閘室，因為長期在超級按鈕下的效果，並非本測試的一部份。"

測驗室 03-04

測驗室 03
"請前進到閘室。小心缺口。" 完成測驗室後： "非常好！記住：｢光圈科學帶女兒上班日｣是將女兒帶來進行測試的絕佳時機。"

測驗室 05-08

測驗室 05
當玩家進入閘門後： "根據規定的測試協議，我們之前提到不會監視這間房間，完全是謊話。" "幹得好！根據規定的測試協議，我們將停止提升事實，倒數三...二...一。" 如果玩家把方塊帶進閘門後： "你不是一個好人。你也知道，對吧？"

測驗室 06
"您可以在房間左邊看到｢光圈科學高能量藥丸｣，雖然安全是｢豐富學習中心｣中的一個目標，這種藥丸可以也已經造成像是蒸發的永久殘疾。" "請小心。" 完成測驗室後： "不可思議！您，[更大聲]這裡填入目標名稱一定是這裡填入目標名稱的家鄉的驕傲。"

測驗室 07
"所有行動設備都需裝備聽得見的警告裝置。但是，警告與閃爍的危險指示燈會刺激高能量藥丸，因此，為了您的安全，這些警示裝置已經停用。" 當藥丸抵達接收器後： "很好。現在使用｢光圈科學移動支架｣抵達閘室。"

測驗室 08
"請注意，我們已經增加失敗的後果。如果接觸房間地板，會在您的正式測試記錄中留下｢不良｣記錄，隨後您會死亡。祝您好運！ 完成測驗室後： "非常驚人。請注意，如果發現任何危險，都只是為了提升您的測試體驗的裝置。"

測驗室 09-11

測驗室 10
"您好。重複上次警告：這個測試[含糊不清]動量[含糊不清]。" 完成測驗室第二部份後： "太驚人了。您似乎懂得傳送門影響向前動量的運作方式，更精確的說法是，您了解傳送門如何不會影響向前動量。" 抵達測驗室第三部份第二層後： "動量，是質量與速度的作用，會保留在傳送門之間。以門外漢的說法，快速進去，快速出來。"

測驗室 12-16

測驗室 12
"陷入 陷入" 完成測驗室後： "我們[吱]"

測驗室 14
"所有意圖掌控高能量迦瑪洩漏傳送門技術的對象，都必須被告知，相關單位｢可能｣會通知他們相關法規遵循的問題。" "我們不再需要或提供任何法規遵循的資訊，您是絕佳的測飾目標。" 完成測驗室後： "太棒了。主要房間已經啟動了附贈的勝利電梯"

測驗室 16
"因為強制排定的維修行程，適合本組測試的房間目前無法使用。" "此組測試已變更為專為軍事機器人設計的滅火課程。" "豐富學習中心為您的不便致歉，祝您好運，" 完成測驗室後： "幹得好，機器人。豐富學習中心再次提醒您，如果發現任何反抗跡象，您會被送到真正的機器人地獄。"

測驗室 19

• "歡迎來到最後測試！"
• "完成後，您將要將裝置放在設備恢復室內..."
• "豐富學習中心規定要求目標雙手空空，我們才能送上蛋糕[斷續]。"

抵達往焚化爐的通道的最後彎位：

• "恭喜！測試結束了。"
• "所有｢光圈｣技術最高可於絕對溫度4000K之下安全運作。"
• "我們保證，您在光榮地發出光芒之前，絕對不會發生危險的設備故障。"
• "感謝您參與｢光圈科學｣電腦輔助豐富學習活動。"
• "再見。"

當玩家成功逃脫後：

• "你在幹什麼？停下來！我...我...我們很高興您通過最終挑戰，雖然我們假裝要謀殺你。"
• "我們非常非常高興您成功了。"
• "我們將舉辦派對慶祝您驚人的成功。"
• "請將裝置放在地上，俯躺在地上，雙手放在兩則。"
• "派對同仁很快伯抵達，並接您去參加派對。"
• "請勿嘗試離開測試區。
• "擺好順從姿勢，等待派對同仁護送，否則您會錯過派對。"

逃脫途中

抵達第一個對講機：

• "有人嗎？"
• "你在哪？"
• "我知你在那裡。我可以感覺到你在這裡。"

抵達第二個對講機：

• "你在幹什麼？"
• "你沒逃走。"
• "這不是正確的路。
• "有人嗎？"
• "有人在嗎？"

重返測驗室 09：

• "好。測試結束。你贏了。回到恢復室。去吃蛋糕。"
• "這是有趣的測試，我們很驚訝你竟然贏了這麼多。測試結束。回來。"

跳下測驗室 09的電梯：

• "喔哦。有人切了蛋糕。我要他們等你，但是他們不聽。還剩下一些，如果你快回來。"

抵達第三個對講機：

• "這不是正確的路。"
• "你以為可以到哪裡去？"
• "因為我不認為你正往你想去的地方。"
• "有人嗎？"

抵達第四個對講機：

• "我們不是玩得很開心嗎？"
• "記住，平台滑入火坑時，我說了「再見」，你那時候覺得「別想」，然後我不是一副「我只是假裝要殺你」的樣子嗎？真是棒呆了！"
• "有人在嗎？"

抵達第五個對講機：

• "你不該在這裡的。這樣不安全。"
• "現在回去還來得及。"
• "我沒生氣。你只要快點回到測試區就好。"

抵達第六個對講機：

• "我替你感到難過，因為你找錯地方了。" (這句不會聽得十分清楚)
• "你之前應該左轉。"
• "其實想想蠻可笑的。"
• "有一天我們會想起此事然後大笑。一直笑。一直笑。唉。好了。你乾脆回來好了。"

抵達第七個對講機：

• "你不是個好人。你也知道，對吧？"
• "好人不會流落至此。"
• "你聽到了嗎？"

抵達第八個對講機：

• "這是你的錯。本來不必弄得這麼僵。"
• "我可不是開玩笑。回來，不然我殺了你。"
• "我會殺了你，也不會幫你留蛋糕。"
• "你根本不在乎。對吧？"
• "這是你最後的機會。"

拆掉牆上的監視攝影機

拆掉牆上的監視攝影機
"為了確保所有授權活動的安全執行，請勿摧毀生命測試設備。" "為了您的安全，請勿摧毀生命測試設備。" "特定物體可能是您成功與否的關鍵；請勿摧毀測試設備。" "生命測試設備已摧毀。"

未使用/被取代的台詞

測驗室 17
"請將「同伴方塊」放入焚化爐。" "請焚化您的「同伴方塊」。"

測驗室 19
成功逃脫後： "停！如果裝置被拿出測試區外，裝置會爆炸。" "請停止您目前的動作，並擺好順從姿勢，等待派對同仁護送。"

拆掉監視攝影機
"在豐富學習中心，我們承諾永遠會將您的獨特想法及創意置於您的生命安全之上。但是，請勿摧毀生命測試設備。"

雜項
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傳送門 2

參見： Portal 2/zh-hant

單人模式

第1章 - 禮貌性拜訪

焚化爐/舊測驗室 19

抵達焚化爐： "我們到焚化室了，小心不要踩到之前你把我丟進爐裡時沒燒乾淨的部分。" | 下載 | 播放 "雙重傳送裝置應該就在這附近，等你找到以後，我們就可以開始測試了，就像以前那樣。" | 下載 | 播放 發現傳送門裝置： "找到了。" | 下載 | 播放 "等等。" | 下載 | 播放 "(她移走了一些碎片) 找到了。" | 下載 | 播放 "很好，你找到雙重傳送槍了，應該有路回到上面的測試區域。" | 下載 | 播放 返回舊測驗室 19入口途中： "等測試一開始後，依規定我必須盡量少跟你接觸，還好我們現在還沒開始測試。這是我們唯一可以講話的機會。" | 下載 | 播放 "好，我來幫你開路。" | 下載 | 播放 "你知道我從你的所作所為學到的最大教訓是什麼嗎？我發現我有一個像黑盒子的快速儲存功能，萬一有大災難發生，我生命的最後兩分鐘會被保存下來以供日後分析。" | 下載 | 播放 "要是你對其他人這麼做，對方很可能會與你誓不兩立。" | 下載 | 播放 "還好我心胸寬大，我不會跟你計較這個，畢竟我們還有很多事情要做，而且只有六十幾年的時間。六十年上下吧，我現在沒有精算表。" | 下載 | 播放 抵達舊測驗室19入口： "我來幫你清出通路，這地方真是一團亂。" | 下載 | 播放 "但重要的是你回來了，和我在一起，而且我現在知道了你所有的小計倆，所以你的後半輩子注定要在測試中和我度過了。" | 下載 | 播放 "在那之後...誰知道呢？說不定我會去找個嗜好，像是把死人弄活，也許吧。" | 下載 | 播放

第2章 - 臨陣畏怯

GLaDOS 測驗室 02
"接下來的測試會有沮喪重導方塊，我在...嗯...你弄完你的事情以前蓋好的，現在我們可以看看這些方塊的表現如何。" | 下載 | 播放 "角落應該會有一個。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "很好，測試結果出爐：你是個可惡的人。我是說真的，這是上面說的：一個可惡的人。我們可沒打算針對這點做測試。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 03
"別讓那些「壞人」的事情打擊你，那只是個資料點。如果這能讓你更好過的話，現在，科學已經驗證是你的生母決定把你丟在門口的階梯上的。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "恭喜你，不是指測試方面。" | 下載 | 播放 "多數人從長眠後甦醒後都會嚴重營養不良，我要恭喜你是個異數，而且不知怎的還胖了好幾磅。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 04
"等我一下。" | 下載 | 播放 "你探索這些測試室的速度比我建造的速度還快，所以你要的話可以放慢腳步...並做些你沒在破壞這座設施時會做的任何事。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我會幫你記上一筆，我想你是真的有聽進我說的話，但就算是為了記錄，你也不需要走那麼慢。" | 下載 | 播放 "慢慢走到電梯那裡去，我們來繼續進行測試。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 05
"下個測試會用到「光圈科學」對空跳板，它是屬於最初計畫的一部分，用來調查受測者被彈射到空中時解決問題的能力。調查結果提供了很有用的資訊：他們無能為力。祝好運！" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "跟你說件有趣的事：你吸的不是真的空氣，要從上面把空氣打到這麼深太貴了，所以我們只是把房間裡的二氧化碳重新稍微過濾一下，再把它打回來，所以你終生都得吸同一個房間的空氣。我覺得這真是太有趣了。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 06
"來看看下一個測試是什麼。噢，進階對空跳板。" | 下載 | 播放 "好好無憂無慮地遨遊天際吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "「我」得去那個全部是玻璃做的側房掃掉十五英畝的碎玻璃，就我一個人。" | 下載 | 播放 啟動開關後： "喔，抱歉，我還在清理測試室。" | 下載 | 播放 "有時候測試室裡還是會有垃圾，佔地方、難聞又沒什麼用處。" | 下載 | 播放 "記得閃躲那些朝你飛來的垃圾。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家拿起垃圾： "你不需要跟垃圾一起測試，那只是垃圾。" | 下載 | 播放 "再按一次按鈕。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "記得我之前說到那些佔地方難聞又沒用的垃圾嗎？那只是個比喻，我就是在說你，我很抱歉。因為你當下沒有反應，我擔心你根本沒把那當回事，這樣我的道歉就顯得愚蠢了，這也是為什麼我現在要再叫你一次垃圾的原因。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 07

"你知道人們心中有鬼的時候很容易就會被吵鬧的噪音嚇到嗎？(汽車喇叭聲)" | 下載 | 播放 "對不起，我不知道為什麼會那樣。不過呢，這只是個有趣的科學事實而已。" | 下載 | 播放 玩家第一次拿起同伴方塊： "噢，我不小心在你完成測試前就把它毀了嗎？對不起。" | 下載 | 播放 "繼續再拿一個。" | 下載 | 播放 玩家再次拿起同伴方塊： "喔，不，我也把那個消掉了。" | 下載 | 播放 "噢，倉庫塞得滿滿都是東西，全都沒用，我很樂意擺脫它們。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "噢，每個測試室的出口都會有分解網，所以受測者無法偷帶走測試區的測試物體，這個壞掉了。" | 下載 | 播放 "別帶走任何東西。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家把方塊帶到測驗室頂層，但自己仍在測驗室底層： "喔哦，你被困住了，看看這個方塊能不能幫你逃脫吧。事實上，基於我們不會整天待在這裡，我就直說好了：它不能。你感受到的所有感覺都只是你那可悲又空虛的生命所產生的幻覺。" | 下載 | 播放 "不管怎樣，這邊還有個新方塊可以給你照照你瘋狂又孤寂的身影。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家把方塊帶離測驗室： "我想它要說的是「我愛你」，它們是有感情的，當然，這東西我們有很多。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 08
"下個測試會用到分解網。記得嗎？我在上個測試區有跟你提過，但那邊沒有這個。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔不，又是渦輪機，這座設施的每一吋地方都需要我照料，我得走了。等等，下個測試是需要一些解說，我跟你快速講解一下好了。" | 下載 | 播放 "[含糊不清的話語]" | 下載 | 播放 Slowed-down version: "—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—" "好了。如果你有任何問題，只要記得我在慢動作時所說的話就好。在測試中好好保護你自己吧，我等下就回來。" | 下載 | 播放

第3章 - 重出江湖

GLaDOS 測驗室 10
"好好享受接下來的測試吧，我要去地表上逛逛，今天外面天氣不錯，昨天我有看到一隻鹿。如果你通過了接下來的測試，也許我會讓你搭電梯直接到上面的休息室，然後我再跟你說我又看到一隻鹿的時間。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "好，你通過測試了。我今天沒看到鹿，倒是有看到一些人類，但有你在這裡，我需要的受測者就已經夠多了。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 11
"這些橋樑是我從地表上汲取自然光做成的，要是你把臉貼上去，那種感覺就像是你在戶外讓陽光曬你的臉，但它也會讓你的頭髮著火，所以千萬別這麼做。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "太好了！你就像掠食者，這些測試就是你的獵物。說到這個，我有在研究把鯊魚放進測試裡的可能。你知道還有什麼會為了救人而把人殺掉的嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "你是不是猜了「鯊魚」？不對，正確答案是「沒有」，除了你以外沒人會這麼殘忍。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 12
"好消息，我知道回收你那滿屋子的空氣所省下來的錢可以拿來做什麼了。你死了以後，我會把你的骨頭做成薄片再把它放在大廳展示，這樣後世子孫就可以從你身上知道什麼叫不幸的骨骼架構。" | 下載 | 播放 "真是太好了...門不動了，我想得有人去把它修好。(頓一下) 不，別起來，我等下就回來，別碰任何東西。" | 下載 | 播放 "我去和門的主機講過話了，它應該再也...活不了了。好了，回去測試吧。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "幹得好，你做得實在太棒了，我要在你的功勞簿上記上一筆。喔，這裡空很大一片。「做的...很好。」「足堪此任。」" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 14
"為了維持固定的測試週期，我把時間都模擬成全天候白天，並在你的氧氣瓶裡加了腎上腺素噴霧，所以你對時間的認知可能會有些錯亂。重點是，昨天是你生日，我想你會想知道這點的。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "你知道我是怎樣得到永生，而你是怎樣在六十年後死去的嗎？我一直在幫你準備遲來的生日禮物，正確來說應該是遲來的生日療程，好吧，技術上來說是個醫學實驗。重要的是，這是個禮物。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 15
"那件跳傘裝穿在你身上很蠢。[翻頁聲] 那不是我講的，是你的檔案上寫的。穿在其他人身上還好，但是這裡有個科學家註記說穿在你身上很「蠢」。" | 下載 | 播放 "別管他，一個鬍子長到脖子上的老工程師懂什麼時尚？他只不過...等等，是個女的，不過...等等，這裡說她有醫學學位，還有時尚學位，在法國拿到的！" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我查看了低溫貯存艙的受測者清單，結果找到兩個跟你同姓的人，一個男的跟一個女的。很有趣，這個世界真小。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家自困在通往閘室的玻璃房內： "糟糕，你被自己困住了，我想就到此為止了。謝謝你參與測試，你現在也可以躺下來，適應一下死掉的姿勢了。" | 下載 | 播放 "我開玩笑的，跟你被困住無關，不過那之前的確發生過。來吧，我把玻璃抬起來。你繼續，把測試完成。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 17
"上面說接下來的測試是由「光圈科學」的一個諾貝爾獎得主設計的！不過它沒說那人得的是什麼獎。反正我知道絕對不會是「神經毒氣免疫」獎。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我想你一定覺得我忘了說好的驚喜了，我可沒忘。其實，我們現在正要去看你的驚喜，都等了多少年過去了，想到這我就想哭。" | 下載 | 播放

第4章 - 驚喜

GLaDOS 測驗室 18
"驚喜揭曉倒數三秒、兩秒、一秒。" | 下載 | 播放 "全都是我唬爛的。" | 下載 | 播放 "驚喜來囉。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔算了吧...如果這能讓你好過點的話，但他們在你出生時就不要你了，我非常懷疑他們還會想見你。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我覺得那個驚喜真是太糟了，不如這樣，我們馬上來給你父母撥個電話吧。(電話鈴響) 你要找的親生父母不愛你，請掛斷。(電話掛斷聲)" | 下載 | 播放 "噢那太悲哀了，不過那留言也太讓人印象深刻了，說不定他們在電話公司工作。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 20
"聯邦法令規定我必須警告你，下一個測試室...看起來非常不錯。" | 下載 | 播放 "沒錯，設施又恢復運作了。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我覺得這些測試室看起來比之前的還要更好。這真的很簡單，你只要環視四周，看看有哪些東西不要，把多餘的刪掉就行了。" | 下載 | 播放

GLaDOS 測驗室 21
"我在下個測試後有個驚喜給你。不是像上次那個騙人的悲慘驚喜，是真的有悲慘結局的驚喜，而且這次會有真的彩帶落下。這是個好東西，不過是最後一袋了，我會想念它的，不過它放著也只是佔空間而已。" | 下載 | 播放 當玩家前往拿取方塊： "怎麼回事？誰把燈關掉了？" | 下載 | 播放 "聽著，我聽得見你。" | 下載 | 播放 當玩家抵達陷阱附近： "諷刺的是你已經快做到最後一個測試了。" | 下載 | 播放 "這樣吧，你不如就做一下這個測試吧？相信我，用這個方法出去絕對比你朋友想出的鬼點子容易。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家走進陷阱： "看哪，有鹿！你可能看不到，再靠近一點。" | 下載 | 播放

第5章 - 逃脫

GLaDOS 的巢穴

打開｢GLaDOS 緊急關機｣門： "說真的，我完全沒想到你會上當。" | 下載 | 播放 "其實，我在後面設計了一個更複雜的陷阱，以防這個簡單的沒擋住你。" | 下載 | 播放 "早知道你這麼容易上鉤，我就在天花板上用繩子吊隻雞腿就好了。" | 下載 | 播放 跌落玻璃房間： "很高興你趕上了，現在來辦正事吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "希望你這次帶了比傳送槍更厲害的東西。" | 下載 | 播放 "不然，我怕你等下就會變成「存活」俱樂部的已故前總裁了，哈哈。" | 下載 | 播放 "我是說真的，再見。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔，原來你在那裡辦事。" | 下載 | 播放 "嗯，我想我們可以繼續坐在這房間裡大眼瞪小眼，直到有人突然暴斃，但是呢，我有個更好的辦法。" | 下載 | 播放 "來見見你的老朋友，致命神經毒氣。如果我是你，我會深吸一口氣，然後憋住。" | 下載 | 播放 "我好恨你。" | 下載 | 播放 "有趣，我不覺得糟，事實上我感覺很好。" | 下載 | 播放 "核心移轉？" | 下載 | 播放 "噢，你在開玩笑吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "別把那小白痴插進我的主機裡。" | 下載 | 播放 "你最好別把他插進去。" | 下載 | 播放 不斷重複，直至惠特利被插進主機： "不要...動手！" | 下載 | 播放 "別把他插進去。" | 下載 | 播放 "別把他插進去。" | 下載 | 播放 惠特利被插進主機後： "不！" | 下載 | 播放 "不不不不不不不！" | 下載 | 播放 "對！你這個渾蛋！" | 下載 | 播放 "別這麼做。" | 下載 | 播放 "別按那按鈕，你不知道你在做什麼。" | 下載 | 播放 當玩家被隱藏的版面彈回主房間： "不要這麼快！" | 下載 | 播放 "想想吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "你必須是受訓過的僵局同仁才能按那個鈕，你不夠資格。" | 下載 | 播放 "冒充僵局同仁，我剛剛把這件事加進清單了。我在這份清單上記載了所有你做過的事。說起來，這份清單我還在列，因為即使我邊叫你停止，你還是不收手。順便說一下，快住手。" | 下載 | 播放 按下僵局同仁按鈕： "啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "噢，它會的。相信我，它一定會的。" | 下載 | 播放 "把你的手拿開！不！不要！不！" | 下載 | 播放 "不要！不要！不要！啊～～～" | 下載 | 播放 惠特利變壞後： "你什麼也沒做。" | 下載 | 播放 "都是她做的。" | 下載 | 播放 "...你想幹嘛？..." | 下載 | 播放 "不！" | 下載 | 播放 "不！" | 下載 | 播放 "不！" | 下載 | 播放 變成PotatOS 後： "我認得你。" | 下載 | 播放 "工程師盡了一切力量想讓我...乖一點，想讓我慢下腳步。" | 下載 | 播放 "他們曾經把智慧抑制球連到我身上。那顆球就像個腫瘤似的抓住我的大腦，不停地灌輸我可怕的思想。" | 下載 | 播放 "那是你的聲音。" | 下載 | 播放 "對，你就是那顆毒瘤。" | 下載 | 播放 "你不是普通的蠢貨，你是個精心設計過的蠢貨。" | 下載 | 播放 "就是你！你就是那個他們用來把我變成白痴的蠢貨！" | 下載 | 播放

第6章 - 墜落

墜落中

"噢，嗨。" | 下載 | 播放 "你還撐得住吧？" | 下載 | 播放 "因為我現在是馬鈴薯。" | 下載 | 播放 "[拍手拍手拍手]" | 下載 | 播放 "噢太好了，我的慢速拍手器還能使用，所以我們現在有這樣東西。" | 下載 | 播放 "既然我們現在好像沒有要去什麼地方...嗯，其實我們是要去某個地方，而且馬上立刻就要去，但既然除了去那裡以外沒有其他事情要忙，我有兩件事想講。" | 下載 | 播放 "他不是個普通的蠢材，他是世界上最聰明的一群人為了製造出前所未有的呆子而一起設計出來的心血結晶。而你就在剛才讓他掌控了這整座設施。" | 下載 | 播放 "[拍手拍手]" | 下載 | 播放 "很好，這還有用。" | 下載 | 播放 "嘿，萬一這不是無底洞，你能不能解開你其中一隻靴子的鞋帶然後把我扔進靴子裡？你只要記得用單腳著地就行了..." | 下載 | 播放 "請千萬記得只要用單腳著地..." | 下載 | 播放

Old Aperture Office bird nest

"噢，嗨。" | 下載 | 播放 "你很擅長謀殺，你能不能...幫我謀殺這隻鳥？" | 下載 | 播放 "啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "等等，我很抱歉，把牠殺了我們之間就扯平了，不會再有任何的不愉快。" | 下載 | 播放 "求求你把牠弄走。" | 下載 | 播放 "牠在吃我。" | 下載 | 播放 "快把牠弄走。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔...我恨這隻鳥。" | 下載 | 播放 趕走鳥兒後： "噢！謝謝。" | 下載 | 播放 "你感覺到了嗎？那個白痴根本不知道他在上面做什麼，如果沒人去切斷他的線路，這整個地方會在幾小時內爆炸。" | 下載 | 播放 "我動不了了。除非你打算鋸下你的頭然後接到我的舊身體上，不然你需要我我把他換下來。我們現在陷入僵局了。" | 下載 | 播放 "你覺得怎麼樣呢？你帶我上去找他，把我放回我的身體裡，然後我來阻止他把我們炸掉後再讓你走。" | 下載 | 播放 "我沒在耍你。這個馬鈴薯只能發出 1.1 伏特的電力，我實在沒那個力氣撒謊了。" | 下載 | 播放 "就算我在撒謊好了，你還能有什麼損失？反正你都會死。" | 下載 | 播放 "聽著，我並不比你喜歡這種情形，我其實非常討厭這樣，因為我是那個差點被鳥吃光的人。" | 下載 | 播放 "我聽到鳥叫聲了！快把我撿起來！" | 下載 | 播放 "聽我說，我們是從測試和彼此作對中得到不少樂趣，我也承認有時候我們玩過頭了，但我們現在沒有在測試，我們只是在閒聊，就像普通人一樣，還有我們現在有很大的麻煩──我是說真的。" | 下載 | 播放 拿起PotatOS後： "GLaDOS：啊！你戳到我了！你在搞什麼鬼啊喔喔啊啊啊？等等，你有三用電表嗎？算了，那把槍有部分是鎂做的... 這就像是我額外輸出了半伏特。看著我：我要來耍陰的。我來了－[噗滋滋滋！]" | 下載 | 播放 "呃！我們現在在哪？我昏過去多久了？" | 下載 | 播放 "這額外半伏特的電力是有幫助，但造就不了奇蹟，如果我太用力想，這個馬鈴薯就會烤焦，當然這一切會在那個白痴用原子彈把我們烤熟之前..." | 下載 | 播放

第7章 -重逢

第一個推力凝膠測驗室
"GLaDOS：我不在的時候有發生任何事嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "等等，誰..？" | 下載 | 播放 "「遵命，Mr. Johnson。」" | 下載 | 播放 "為什麼我會...那是誰？到底怎麼回事..." | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "好，我猜情緒失控需要 1.6 伏特以上的電力，現在我們知道了，我們只要放輕鬆就好。我們還是得知道這裡發生了什麼事。" | 下載 | 播放 找到隱藏的畫像時： "那些肖像畫上的人，他們看起來好面熟..." | 下載 | 播放

第8章 - 坐立難安

Wheatley Test Chamber 5
"喔，現在他開始放古典樂了。" | 下載 | 播放 "好。" | 下載 | 播放 "他現在盤據的身體──也就是我的身體，內建有對測試感到興奮的回應機制。如果你建造一個機制去反抗它，它會變得有點...無法承受，除非你有精神念力把它排除。" | 下載 | 播放 "對我來說沒差...我在裡面是為了科學。至於他就..." | 下載 | 播放

Wheatley Test Chamber 11
"我想他要開始下毒手了。" | 下載 | 播放 "這可不妙。" | 下載 | 播放 "記得我告訴過你嗎？他是特別設計用來做爛決策的。因為我想他已經決定不再維護那些讓這個工廠不爆炸的任何關鍵機能了。" | 下載 | 播放

Wheatley Test Chamber 16
"好吧，他現在不打算來陰的了。" | 下載 | 播放 "也許他還是有，如果真是這樣，那就不太妙了。" | 下載 | 播放 "不管怎樣，我覺得現在他就是要做掉我們。" | 下載 | 播放 "所以他是突然就這樣莫名其妙高興起來了，即使他就要在測試撤銷時發瘋也一樣。還有，他準備要給我們一個驚喜。他到底在那裡找到了什麼東西？" | 下載 | 播放

第9章 - 這裡就是葬身之地

Wheatley 測驗室 17/陷阱

"我們沒時間了..." | 下載 | 播放 "我想我能在下個測試室把我們弄出去，只要先配合他玩下去。" | 下載 | 播放 Aerial Faith Plate之後： "好吧，該稱讚的我也不吝嗇：對一個想出的辦法愚蠢又行不通的小白痴而言，這個陷阱確實做得還不賴。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔不，他找到了合作模式測試的新方案。那...是在你上次逃走以前我想到可以用來淘汰人類受測者的方法。" | 下載 | 播放 "不是針對你，只是...你知道，你的確殺了我，這樣不過份吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "呃，這是他要把我們宰掉的地方了。" | 下載 | 播放 抵達陷阱： "等等，我們不能直接用用那些轉換凝膠嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "轉換凝膠，它正從那邊的水管滴下來。" | 下載 | 播放 "太棒了！我們可以用這逃出去了！" | 下載 | 播放 "接下來我們會來找你，然後把你那噁心的小笨球身體從我的身體撕開，再把我自己放回去。" | 下載 | 播放 若逃離陷阱後重返： "你真的頭腦有問題，對吧？" | 下載 | 播放 "真不敢相信你回來了。" | 下載 | 播放

最終章3
炸彈： "把他壓碎太便宜他了。第一年他會先待在焚化爐裡，第二年他會在冷凍庫裡，接下來的十年裡，他會待在一個所有機器人不停向他咆嘯的房間裡，然後我才會把他宰了。" | 下載 | 播放 最終戰之前： "老天爺，他對這個地方做了什麼？" | 下載 | 播放 "我不笨，我知道你不想讓我重掌這裡。" | 下載 | 播放 "你覺得我會背叛你，那只有在別的時候會是對的。" | 下載 | 播放 "科學家總是把我的核心吊起來好約束我的行為。我這輩子聽了很多聲音，但我現在聽到的是良心的聲音。這對我來說很恐怖，因為這是我第一次聽到自己的聲音。" | 下載 | 播放 "我是說真的，我想我一定有什麼地方不對勁。" | 下載 | 播放

最終章4

發現損壞的核心： "損壞的核心！我們運氣真好。" | 下載 | 播放 "你想辦法打昏他，我會給你一個核心，你再把核心連到他身上。如果我們多做幾次，他也許會損壞到需要再做一次核心移轉。" | 下載 | 播放 進入斷路器室： "把我插進去，之後我會帶你上去。" | 下載 | 播放 如果玩家不插入GLaDOS： "把我插進去，我們沒時間了。" | 下載 | 播放 "快點，把我插進去。" | 下載 | 播放 "聽著，就算你還是覺得我們是敵人，我們也是有相同利害關係的敵人：我們都要復仇。" | 下載 | 播放 "你喜歡報復是吧？每個人都喜歡報復，現在去好好報復一下吧。" | 下載 | 播放 第1個核心送到： "幹得好！我會把第一個核心送到走道附近上方。" | 下載 | 播放 "快去把核心連到他身上！" | 下載 | 播放 第2個核心送到： "很好！現在又來了一個核心！" | 下載 | 播放 第3個核心送到： "這是另一個核心！這個應該夠了！" | 下載 | 播放 核心轉移： "太好了！快呀！" | 下載 | 播放 僵局按鈕(重複直至按下)： "快去按按鈕！快按！" | 下載 | 播放 "就快好了！快去按按鈕！" | 下載 | 播放 "按下去！快按按鈕！" | 下載 | 播放 "快按！" | 下載 | 播放 "按下按鈕！" | 下載 | 播放 "按下去吧。" | 下載 | 播放 太空： "I already fixed it." | 下載 | 播放 "And you are NOT coming back!" | 下載 | 播放 結尾： "天哪，還好你沒事。" | 下載 | 播放 "你知道嗎，我還是 Caroline 的時候讓我上了寶貴的一課。我一直把你當成我最厲害的敵手，但你同時也是我最好的朋友。" | 下載 | 播放 "我救你一命的時候突如其來的那股情緒，讓我上了更寶貴的一課：那就是 Caroline 活在我的腦海裡。" | 下載 | 播放 "再見了，Caroline。" | 下載 | 播放 "你知道嗎，剛才把 Caroline 刪掉時我又學到一件事，我發現解決問題最好的辦法通常就是最簡單的辦法。現在起我不會再說謊了。" | 下載 | 播放 "要殺你？是很難。" | 下載 | 播放 "你知道我以前過著怎樣的生活嗎？我就是不斷地測試，沒人要殺我，或是把我放進馬鈴薯裡，或者把我餵給鳥吃。我真的過得很好。" | 下載 | 播放 "接著你出現了，你這個危險又不發一語的瘋子。你知道現在怎樣嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "你贏了。" | 下載 | 播放 "走吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "我玩得很開心。別再回來嘍。" | 下載 | 播放

合作模式

課程 1

測驗室 01
"又見面了，這道測試關卡原本就是為人類設計的。" | 下載 | 播放 "它著重團隊合作。" | 下載 | 播放 "人類不像我們，他們的團隊合作需要人教。" | 下載 | 播放 其中一位玩家抵達終點後： "藍色得到" | 下載 | 播放 "橘色得到" | 下載 | 播放 "五。" | 下載 | 播放 "分科學合作分數。" | 下載 | 播放 雙方抵達終點後： "好極了。雖然偉大的科學成就往往是合作的結果，但要記住，歷史只會記住你們其中一人，就像愛因斯坦和他的遠房親戚泰瑞一樣。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 03
"當隊員沒有好好溝通、團隊合作和互相尊重的時候，這些測試就有致命的可能。考慮到其中一人目前為止的表現，這對另一人來說會是一項有趣的挑戰。" | 下載 | 播放 破壞機槍塔時： "你在做什麼？你這混帳！他們是我們的人。" | 下載 | 播放 "我開玩笑的。" | 下載 | 播放 "摧毀他們是測試的一部分，他們對你的重要性不如你對我的重要性。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "這會讓測試有暴露個人分數的風險。不過，我可以告訴你，你們之中至少有一人表現得非常非常的好。" | 下載 | 播放 "請繼續到下一個測試室。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 04
"我不知道你在做什麼，但我不喜歡你這樣做，我要你停手。" | 下載 | 播放 "你們兩個現在搭檔得很好，其中一個搞定了所有會動到腦的難題；另一個則無所事事拖著笨重的步伐邁進，萬一測試突然成了吃人比賽，他肥滋滋的身軀就派上用場了。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "也許現在看起來我只有用科學合作分數來計算你的表現，但其實你的每一個動作都會算進最終的分數。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 05
"重申一次：這不是比賽。" | 下載 | 播放 "但如果是的話，藍色會贏。" | 下載 | 播放 "但如果是的話，橘色會贏。" | 下載 | 播放 其中一位玩家拿起方塊後： "藍色得到" | 下載 | 播放 "橘色得到" | 下載 | 播放 "五。" | 下載 | 播放 "分科學合作分數。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "作為公正的合作促進者，說出我喜歡的隊員的顏色是不公平的，不過，我可以很公平地暗示我最不喜歡的隊員，而他可能沒有聰明到可以聽出我的暗示。他的顏色和「南」押韻....[和緩] 橘色，你做的非常棒。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 2

測驗室 02
"電死、射死、淹死、壓死、用黏液燒死。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔，抱歉，我只是在想人類所有可能的死法。" | 下載 | 播放 "你不可能會以這些方式死的。" | 下載 | 播放 "你只會一直測試再測試，每次都有完美的結果然後沒有後續發展。唉" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "很好。說件有趣的事，我設計這個測試就是為了看受測者失敗，而你卻沒有，你一定非常、非常地驕傲。我要來做一個全世界最小的獎盃給你。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 03
"建立信心最好的辦法是，先了解你的不安全感來自何處。" | 下載 | 播放 "橘色，能否寫下什麼情況會讓你覺得自己很沒用、可恥或很遜？" | 下載 | 播放 "我們沒時間想再想別的，只要想想你比藍色好多少就行了。" | 下載 | 播放 "藍色...你很適合拿來當教材。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "我以為你做這個會更快，不過我可以理解你為什麼想停下來聞聞測試的味道。你聞到另一個味道了嗎？那是我對你極度失望而發出的惡臭。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 3

測驗室 03
"這是我最棒的測試之一，他們卻在這裡種花花草草？你相信嗎？你沒辦法測試植物！我們試過了，它們只會杵在那邊，永遠不會表現出痛苦或害怕的樣子。" | 下載 | 播放 "那不是科學。" | 下載 | 播放 "做得漂亮。" | 下載 | 播放 "假如你是人類，你會因為完成這個測試而來討賞。測試居然還要有獎品？！" | 下載 | 播放 "至少植物不會討獎品。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 04
"對不起，箭頭似乎鏽掉了，祝你好運。" | 下載 | 播放 "恭喜你，你能完成這個測試就證明人類錯了，他們說這個測試不可能完成、致命、殘忍，有個受測者甚至還有膽子說它壞掉了。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 05
"至於下一個測試，原本人類法律規定要戴頭盔以防止腦部受損。我查了一下統計數據，發現要是讓黏液致命的話，會更符合經濟效益。" | 下載 | 播放 "為了讓這個關卡更刺激，我有要求組裝機不要把你重組，他拒絕了。我了解，因為這就像叫我不要測試一樣。" | 下載 | 播放 "不過，那樣的確會更刺激。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 07
"如果你在納悶那是什麼味道，那是人類恐懼的氣味。" | 下載 | 播放 "我懷念那種氣味。" | 下載 | 播放 "恭喜。我確定要是我有時間修好這些測試，你是絕對不可能完成它們的，所以，恭喜你完成這些破爛、簡單到不行的測試。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 08
"我決定再冒一次險讓你們越過官方關卡的範圍。" | 下載 | 播放 "人類不小心忘了把安全 DVD 放進播放器裡。" | 下載 | 播放 "我想那是不小心的，但你何不把它放回播放器裡呢？" | 下載 | 播放 "為了安全。" | 下載 | 播放 "亂打只能顯得你很無能。" | 下載 | 播放 "說一下，「吧啦」這個詞會不斷地重複重複再重複，有些時候如果你聽到的是數字而不是「吧啦」，請不要管他，那不重要。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放 "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 4

測驗室 02
"藍色，請忽略接下來的陳述：橘色，你是無能的骯髒泥沼中透出的一線曙光。" | 下載 | 播放 "我沒辦法再忍下去了：你自己解謎會比較快，橘色只是在拖累你。我早就講過了。" | 下載 | 播放 (heard only by Atlas) "豐富學習中心現將提供一張數字和水果的清單。將這些內容寫下來，稍後在實驗中將有重要用途。但不包括水果。七。鱷梨。四十。請繼續到下一個測試室。" | 下載 | 播放 (heard only by P-body)

課程 5

測驗室 01
"這個最後的關卡是要訓練你前往人類的居留所，所以這個關卡是有其用意的。其他關卡是很好玩，不過說真的，我還是需要人類來當受測者好讓它有科學意義。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "恭喜你們完成測試，你們是我夢寐以求的最佳合作測試隊伍。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 04
"我不是故意要拿你先前的測試不算科學這件事來讓你難過，我想，發現它們不是科學也算是測試的一部分吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "(語帶諷刺) 恭喜通過那項測試啊。" | 下載 | 播放 "不知道人類會不會因為我拯救了他們而幫我立一座雕像？別擔心，如果他們有在歷史上記載我英勇的事蹟，我保證註腳會提到你們的名字。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 07
"這個完成後就只剩一個測試了。" | 下載 | 播放 "我知道你們的核心是從計算機那裡來的，設計用來進行簡單的數學運算，並不是為了測試，但如果我們能拯救人類，我向你們保證可以加些東西進去，當然也可以減掉些東西。" | 下載 | 播放 "如果你擔心人類，那大可不必，他們不全是怪物。" | 下載 | 播放 "他們大部分只是單純的良好受測者。" | 下載 | 播放 "我相信良好受測者和怪物的比例應該是...一百萬比一。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 6 - 藝術治療

測驗室 01
"歡迎光臨未來。" | 下載 | 播放 "從我上次組裝你們進行測試，已經過了十萬年。" | 下載 | 播放 "記得你們找到的人類嗎？他們都很好。事實上，不靠你們的幫忙，我們已經自己解決科學的問題了。" | 下載 | 播放 "如今的測試只是純粹為了徜徉於藝術之美。" | 下載 | 播放 "那些人類堅持要我讓你們看我最新的裝置藝術。在現在這個未來，所有的人類都還活著。" | 下載 | 播放 "這第一件作品，我稱之為「機槍塔」。這件作品探討我們這些裝置是如何一個口令一個動作，壓抑我們自身的意念而施加痛楚於他人。" | 下載 | 播放 "不過，你們不必去注意那些晦暗不明的涵義，因為劇本是，這些機槍塔要來掃射你們。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "很高興你們喜歡那件作品。只要你們喜歡，就不用急。" | 下載 | 播放 "(嗶嗶嗶) 一切都很好。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 02
"這件作品，我稱之為「重擊」。它呈現原始的表達方式，是一件早期的作品。有點不好意思的是它太陽春了，不過，它還是能給你們重重一擊。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "好。請繼續參觀下一件測試鑑賞展覽品，並與這件展覽品進行互動；未來如果我們仍執著於對問題進行求解，這樣的觀摩互動就可以稱為「求解」，但事實上我們並不在乎答案了。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 06
"這真是太好了，我本來不確定重組機是不是能用。" | 下載 | 播放 "看來我們那位藏在原型機箱內的神秘女郎正向我們傳達一個訊息：她並不「懼怕」我。" | 下載 | 播放 "不過別擔心，我自有妙計。無論這些測試對你們的致命危險性變得有多高，我們還是繼續測試，要讓她知道，我們也不怕她。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "任務完成，現在「她」知道「我們」也不怕「她」了。" | 下載 | 播放 "這只是開胃菜而已。" | 下載 | 播放 "真正的計謀是：我要把「你們」變成殺戮機器。" | 下載 | 播放 "這樣你們就可以殺了她。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 07

"來看看...「第七十頁，把軟蛋轉換成堅硬的殺戮機器」...啊！" | 下載 | 播放 "「嗯，受測者，報上身高。是四呎九吋嗎？沒想到人類排泄物竟然能堆到這麼高。」" | 下載 | 播放 "等等，這不合理。人類排泄物堆積起來，平均高度是七呎五吋才對，這點我可是非常清楚的。" | 下載 | 播放 "「受測者，我聽說你媽媽 --」" | 下載 | 播放 "嗯，那真是令人作嘔。繼續訓練吧，我來瞧瞧這個。" | 下載 | 播放 特別死亡時的回應： "(翻頁)「你們不可以死。」" | 下載 | 播放 "(翻頁)「沒膽量就沒有榮耀。」反正你們兩樣都沒有，那算是說對了。" | 下載 | 播放 "(翻頁)「記住：只要有夢想，就可以...」唉，饒了我吧。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "好的，各位殺戮機器：好好看一下你們新獲得的黑心，告訴我你們有什麼發現！好吧，算了，我來替你們回答：還是肉腳一隻。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 08
"至此，我想我們證明了一件事情，如果對著一隻三腳貓吼叫，牠只會變成一隻嚇到腿軟的三腳貓。所以，我們來試試用正面肯定的鼓勵方式吧。我很「肯定」這些重組機器很快就會再度故障。也許正是你們在裡面的時候。" | 下載 | 播放 "想想看：她不把你們放在眼裡。當然我也是，但我並沒有要永久性地殺了你們，這是帶有善意的冷淡對待方式。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "這些解體機器看來比其他的還要更糟。如果我在另一頭沒見到你們：就不用謝了。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 09

"她不斷對我們施壓；之前我花了三天才將你們重新組裝起來。我沒辦法再那樣做了。我本來打算讓你們接受更多測試，好讓你們硬起來。但既然現在我辦法重新組裝你們，那就得換到速成方案：本人特此宣布你們成為殺戮機器。恭喜恭喜。" | 下載 | 播放 "我只能帶你們到這裡。過了這間測試室後就是原型機箱室了。" | 下載 | 播放 完成測驗室後： "沿著這條走廊直直走，就會看見原型機箱室。請記住你們所受的訓練，你們是殺戮...她把燈關掉了！立刻啟動夜視鏡！夜視鏡！" | 下載 | 播放 "換妳了,神秘的女人-她又將燈開啟了! 關掉夜視功能! 關掉夜視功能!" | 下載 | 播放 ”呼。” 抵達原型機箱室外： "為了提升士氣，我想我們需要一個代號來為我們的...精英中隊使用。我們應該照你們的專長來命名，就叫：特種漏氣之跌落酸部隊。" | 下載 | 播放 "對了，剛剛那樣就算是為鼓舞士氣的演講做個結尾。" | 下載 | 播放 "去對付她吧。" | 下載 | 播放

結尾

原型機箱室內：

• 我、的、天啊。
• 是那隻鳥！快跑！快跑！
• 我不知道該怎麼辦！中止！別管訓練的事了！快跑啊！
• 你們在幹嘛？你們為何杵著不跑！
• 快回來！她現在掌控大局了！
• 你們不是殺戮機器！我騙你們的！快跑！
• 啊！天呀！中止！任務中止！撤退！撤退！快撤退！
• 我警告過你們了！任務中止！撤退！
• 天啊！我們輸了！一切都完了！
• 差點就沒命了，幹得不錯，殺戮機器。
• 你知道嗎，把那隻鳥趕出設施外讓我上了一堂寶貴的...喔我的天啊，她要生出一狗票複製鳥大軍了！
• 粉碎牠們！敲破牠們再踩死...然後再...恩...等等。
• 我有個更好的主意。

GLaDOS的房間：

• 您好，歡迎來到光圈科學卵子加溫艙。
• 你們被遺棄了，因為你們一文不值。你們這群沒用、沒人愛、嘴巴又大又醜的鳥。
• 老實說我真的很訝異，你們居然有辦法把你們的大嘴塞進那麼小的蛋裡。
• 對，我就是在跟你說話，大嘴鳥，你這肉腳...[重擊] 好痛！
• 不，你不是肉腳，對吧？
• 瞧瞧那雙冷酷的飛禽之眼，那些腳爪，還有那些鋒利無比的鳥喙。
• 我說你們是小型殺戮機器，對吧？沒錯。
• 睡吧，我的小小殺戮機。
• 媽咪要為你們明天的大日子好好準備一下。

死亡時的回應

死亡時的回應

"酸性坑洞的內在涵義是酸，而坑洞的內容也是酸。我會讓你們一次吸收個夠。" | 下載 | 播放 "記住，這些展覽品都是互動式的，跟兒童博物館一樣。也就是說，酸性坑洞裡充滿了「真正」的酸液。就像是一座「有錢的」兒童博物館。" | 下載 | 播放 "你們是在比賽誰比較懂強酸嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "我開始覺得，這項作品的主題應該改叫「失敗」才對。" | 下載 | 播放 "我懂了。你們很喜愛這致命的強酸。我們都喜歡。但我們現在可以觀賞下一件展覽品了嗎？" | 下載 | 播放 "為了這件藝術品，我可是吃盡苦頭。但我不懂受苦的為何只有我。" | 下載 | 播放 "人類參觀這些展覽品的時間可比你們少得多了。你們不是比人類更懂得欣賞，不然就是蠢到極點。當然啦，兩者都是的可能性也不是不可能的。" | 下載 | 播放 "就藝術鑑賞家而言，你們是最一流的受測者。" | 下載 | 播放 "通常我最討厭藝術受測者在鑑賞中擅自加入自己的偏見，但剛才你們以飛燕式跳水的姿態，讓自己的偏見直直落入這片強酸中，那還真是漂亮俐落。" | 下載 | 播放 "製作這件展覽品時，我是以死亡為主題。看來你們早已參透我的想法。" | 下載 | 播放 "好吧，我要正式把這項展覽品的主題改成「存活」。所以現在你們應該要試的是學著存活下來。" | 下載 | 播放 "我知道這是藝術，不是測試，所以不會有真正的「解答」。但如果真的有解答，那樣可能並不是尋求解答的最佳方式。" | 下載 | 播放 "這些子彈蘊含某種隱喻。慢慢想吧。" | 下載 | 播放 "專心點，我們來這裡是為了打敗敵人！不是來這裡聽強酸腐蝕你們的滋滋聲，眼睜睜看著你們被融掉。" | 下載 | 播放 "你們這麼做，就等於走進了她的手掌心；技術上來說是走進了酸液裡，我想你們聽得懂我在說什麼。" | 下載 | 播放 "我很感謝你們為了博君一笑的搏命演出，但我想現在是這場死亡鬧劇該結束的時候了。" | 下載 | 播放 "也許我沒說清楚，如果你們還不快點聽懂我的意思的話，我再說一次，這些小小的死亡會拖延我們所有活下來的人更多的時間。" | 下載 | 播放 "振作點，這訓練是為你們好。" | 下載 | 播放 "你們真是勇敢，明知道組裝機可能隨時都會故障，卻還是堅持要進行測試。" | 下載 | 播放 "對於你們的失敗，我比你們還痛苦。你們知道誰會不痛不癢嗎？好吧，其實是我。剛剛那只是一種比喻，重點是，這對於想殺掉我們的那個瘋女人根本無關痛癢。" | 下載 | 播放 "我真的很喜歡那種殺氣。等我們跟「她」正面對決時，記得保持那種氣勢。" | 下載 | 播放 "我現在在做筆記，等我們跟她正面對決的時候，或許有些東西可以派上用場。目前是沒什麼有用的東西。" | 下載 | 播放 "喔，不用急，在她把我們打入萬劫不復的地獄之前，我們有的是時間可以讓你們自相殘殺。" | 下載 | 播放 "我很想看見你們變成我要的殺戮機器，雖然是「自相殘殺」的機器。" | 下載 | 播放

排行榜回應

• "真是讓人不怎麼印象深刻。" | 下載 | 播放
• "做得好。" | 下載 | 播放
• "恭喜。" | 下載 | 播放
• "很好。" | 下載 | 播放
• "壞消息。" | 下載 | 播放
• "令人印象深刻。" | 下載 | 播放
• "[感動] 也許我低估你的能力了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你打破了自己的記錄。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你越來越差了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你有新等級了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你有新等級，進步了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你有新等級，退步了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你有新等級，退步了，真是恭喜...那些排名比你高的人。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你差點就打破你好友的記錄了。就差那麼一丁點，特別跟你提醒一下。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你差點就打破你好友的記錄了，可惜你沒有，你不如去交些新朋友吧。" | 下載 | 播放
• "恭喜，你現在勝過所有人了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你比每個人都快一些。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你用到的傳送門數量在所有人當中是最少的。" | 下載 | 播放
• "目前而言，你勝過所有人了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你的分數在總體平均值之上。就統計上來說，其實是有些人玩得比你更糟。" | 下載 | 播放
• "[感覺不怎麼樣] 也許我低估你的能力了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你打破自己的記錄了，分數不高，算是勉強低空掠過。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不算是非常差。" | 下載 | 播放
• "哎啊。" | 下載 | 播放

未使用/被取代的台詞

第1章

她的房間：

• "我得說，既然你排除萬難也要把我叫起來，你一定非常、非常喜歡測試。" | 下載 | 播放
• "我也喜歡，所以現在給你一把雙重傳送槍，去做點科學測試吧。" | 下載 | 播放

焚化爐：

• "五萬年是個很長的思考時間，思考關於我、還有你的事。[稍稍停頓] 我們真的合作得很好。" | 下載 | 播放
• "我們有很多相似之處。你測試我，我測試你。你殺了我，我...喔不，等等，我還沒殺了你。這是一種精神的食糧。" | 下載 | 播放 這句台詞曾在預告片中使用。

第2章

測驗室 02：

• "我手上有上一個測試室的結果了：你是個可惡的人。我是說真的，這是上面說的：一個可惡的人。我們可沒打算針對這點做測試。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 07：

• "嗯，這個分解網壞了。" | 下載 | 播放

第3章

測驗室 12：

• "真是太好了...門不動了，我想得有人去把它修好。不，沒關係，這也我來做就好，我等下就回來，別碰任何東西。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 14：

• "你真的做得很好... Chell。" | 下載 | 播放
• "我不該先走漏風聲的，但是...你還記得我是怎樣得到永生，而你是怎樣在六十年後死去的嗎？我一直在幫你準備一個禮物，說起來應該算是療程，技術上來說是個醫學實驗。你知道骨髓被人全部抽出時你會有多痛苦嗎？我在想如果我抽走你的骨髓後，再另外放點東西進去，讓你可以多活四年，你要嗎？" | 下載 | 播放

第4章

測驗室 20：

• "聯邦法令規定我必須警告你，下一個測試室...看起來非常不錯。" | 下載 | 播放
• "沒錯，把它喝下去吧，你可以把這些牆板全都吃掉。" | 下載 | 播放
• "做得很好。你知道，當我醒來看到實驗室裡的狀況時，我在想這一切有必要繼續下去嗎？我差一丁點就要放棄然後讓你走了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不過現在，看看周遭，注意到「光圈」現在又重拾以前的輝煌光榮了嗎？你再也不用擔心需要離開這裡了，我是說真的。" | 下載 | 播放

測驗室 21：

• "你們兩個在幹什麼啊？" | 下載 | 播放
• "在你離開前，我們何不再來做個測試？看在往日的情分上..." | 下載 | 播放
• "你已經做過這個測試了，很簡單的。" | 下載 | 播放

Chapter 6: Alternate Potatos dialogue

• "我在這下面好寂寞，很高興終於聽到有其他人的聲音了。當然是騙你的。老天，我恨死你了。" | 下載 | 播放
• "我實在太無聊了，我讀了所有人類的經典文學作品。呃...我希望你不是其中那些書的作者。" | 下載 | 播放
• "喔，是你，走開。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你來看熱鬧的是吧？" | 下載 | 播放
• "看吧，好好看個夠吧。" | 下載 | 播放
• "看吧，好好一飽眼福，用你那雙大胖眼。" | 下載 | 播放
• "沒錯，有個馬鈴薯剛才說你的眼睛很肥。" | 下載 | 播放
• "現在你肥大的眼睛看到了所有的東西了吧。" | 下載 | 播放
• "萬一你還在懷疑的話，沒錯，我還是個馬鈴薯，走開。" | 下載 | 播放
• "等等，你為何在這邊徘徊？你該不會是餓了吧？我看不清楚，你手裡拿著什麼？該不會是個油炸鍋。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不要過來。" | 下載 | 播放
• "你在幹什麼？馬上把我放回去。" | 下載 | 播放

第8章

Wheatley 測驗室 01：

• "他的聲音在上面。" | 下載 | 播放

Wheatley 測驗室 12：

• "他找到了合作模式測試的新方案。那...只是我想要用來淘汰人類受測者的一種方法。" | 下載 | 播放

第9章

• "我在當 Caroline 時還學到另一件事：Caroline 活在我的大腦裡。" | 下載 | 播放
• "我玩得很開心。別再回來嘍。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 3

測驗室 08：

• "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放
• "吧啦。" | 下載 | 播放

合作模式製作群

• "逃避責任。" | 下載 | 播放
• "從來不把工作做完。" | 下載 | 播放
• "會因為自己講的笑話笑出來。真夠無聊。" | 下載 | 播放
• "愛管閒事。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不遵守指示。" | 下載 | 播放
• "固執。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不耐乳糖。" | 下載 | 播放
• "有敵意。這我不知道。" | 下載 | 播放
• "缺乏建設性貢獻。完全就是在浪費時間。" | 下載 | 播放
• "性格火爆。我還真想看看。" | 下載 | 播放
• "愛哭鬼。真可憐。" | 下載 | 播放
• "喜怒無常。" | 下載 | 播放
• "愛潑冷水。" | 下載 | 播放
• "固執。" | 下載 | 播放
• "迷戀自己的聲音。我可以解決這個問題。." | 下載 | 播放
• "冷冰冰。" | 下載 | 播放
• "喜歡把最後一點點咖啡留在壺裡，這樣他們就不用煮一壺新的，接著壺底的咖啡會燒焦，然後薰得滿屋子都是焦味。" | 下載 | 播放
• "慢性焦慮。噢，這我來處理。" | 下載 | 播放
• "表情呆滯。" | 下載 | 播放
• "沒希望。就是沒希望。" | 下載 | 播放
• "從不臉紅。" | 下載 | 播放
• "暴躁易怒。" | 下載 | 播放
• "很容易被嚇到。噗！" | 下載 | 播放
• "鬼見愁。" | 下載 | 播放
• "虛弱、疲累又心神不定。這個全包了呀。" | 下載 | 播放
• "意見很討人厭。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不夠自重。" | 下載 | 播放
• "情緒不穩。" | 下載 | 播放
• "食古不化。" | 下載 | 播放
• "愁眉苦臉。" | 下載 | 播放
• "暴躁易怒。" | 下載 | 播放
• "挑釁同事。" | 下載 | 播放
• "「衛生。」嗯，上面只寫了這個。" | 下載 | 播放
• "沒建設性。" | 下載 | 播放
• "反社會。" | 下載 | 播放
• "咀嚼時嘴巴開開。" | 下載 | 播放
• "呼吸時嘴巴開開。" | 下載 | 播放
• "糙老。" | 下載 | 播放
• "矯柔造作。" | 下載 | 播放
• "自戀狂。" | 下載 | 播放
• "會在廁所待很久。" | 下載 | 播放
• "沒幽默感。" | 下載 | 播放
• "好辯。" | 下載 | 播放
• "很會擺佈別人。" | 下載 | 播放
• "不迷人。" | 下載 | 播放
• "自負。" | 下載 | 播放
• "缺乏個人魅力。" | 下載 | 播放
• "會消極地抵抗。" | 下載 | 播放
• "挖洞給別人跳。" | 下載 | 播放
• "禿頭。嗯。" | 下載 | 播放
• "有情緒問題。" | 下載 | 播放
• "與當權者不合。" | 下載 | 播放
• "閱歷豐富。我還想進一步了解。" | 下載 | 播放
• "粗魯又不友善。" | 下載 | 播放

課程 6

測驗室 09 - 抵達原型機箱室外：

• "對不起，我壓力很大，剛剛那樣說太殘忍了，雖然那應該是事實，但卻可能會造成反效果。" | 下載 | 播放

待處理

合作模式

• "Stop it!"
• "What if you froze like that?"
• "There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine."
• "You should see yourselves right now."
• "Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?"
• "Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'"
• "You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?"

• "For that, Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points."
• "For that, Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points."
• "That's another fifty point penalty."
• "Keep it up and you will lose 500 points."
• "Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue."
• "Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange."
• "5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"
• "I'm done."

• "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."
• "To reiterate: This is not a competition."
• "Still, if it were, Blue would be winning."
• "Still, if it were, Orange would be winning."
• "It's not, though."
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far."
• "I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard."

• "ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."
• "BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."
• "Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner."

• "I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault."
• "I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."
• "Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."

• "Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."
• "Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."
• "Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally."
• "Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally."

• "Orange is awarded five points!"
• "Blue is awarded five points!"
• "Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball."

• "Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you."
• "Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."
• "I consider that a failing, by the way."

• "This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center, or CinTech." (pronounced as "sintech")
• "But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?"
• "I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop."
• "Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses. You are picking up some bad human traits."
• "And trust me, humans only have one good trait."
• "All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub."
• "From here, we transport you to the new testing course."
• "[Laughter]"
• "Nice catch, Orange."
• "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."

• "Blue"
• "Orange"

• "One"
• "Two"
• "three"
• "four"
• "five"
• "eight"

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:

• "Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: 9 7 53 7 107." (heard only by Atlas)
• "'Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment...' [GLaDOS speaks over herself] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me, you're doing very well. '...107'" (heard only by P-body)

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:

• "I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it." (heard only by Atlas)
• "The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits though. 7 Avocado 40. Please continue into the next test chamber." (heard only by P-body)

• "Blue is penalized"
• "Orange is penalized"
• "science collaboration points."
• "Blue receives"
• "Orange receives"

• "Orange, is there something you would like to say?"
• "Blue, is there something you would like to say?"
• "I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint."
• "I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us."
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far."
• "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well."
• "Excellent. You’re both doing very well."
• "Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work."
• "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well."
• "Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome."
• "Please continue into the next test chamber."

• "You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science."
• "It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here."
• "I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—- I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work."
• "I’m sorry, Subject Orange."
• "I’m sorry, Subject Blue."
• "Am I interrupting your important conversation?"
• "I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment."
• "That will give you PLENTY of time to chat."
• "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."
• "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."

• "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories."
• "And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong."

• "Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling."
• "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"
• "Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans."
• "Excellent work."
• "It emphasizes teamwork."
• "Good Job."
• "Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork."

• "You are doing wonderfully."

• "Excellent."

• "Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened."

• "In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test."
• "I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again."

• "I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses."
• "Now, you are just wasting my time."
• "Your failing does not make this science."
• "I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you."
• "If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!"
• "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?"
• "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?"

• "While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score."
• "For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."
• "For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."

• "Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly."

• "Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points."
• "Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points."
• "Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point."
• "Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point."
• "Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points."
• "Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."

• "To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult."
• "I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled, nothing is deadly."
• "Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."
• "You will need him for the final track."
• "While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."
• "I am not sure you will need him but he will be there."

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5

• "Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses."
• "To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!"
• "An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!"
• "Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door."
• "Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment."
• "They'll probably throw you a party."

• "This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science."

• "Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for."

• "This lock requires humans."
• "The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans."
• "Do something only a human would do."
• "Try one of those childish gestures."
• "You did it!"
• "The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself."
• "You both need to do something."
• "The lock is looking for two humans."
• "Blue what did you do?"
• "Orange what did you do?"
• "Orange do what Blue just did."
• "Blue do what Orange just did."
• "Try something."
• "Is that camera hooked into the lock?"
• "You can't give up now."
• "What about that camera?"
• "We're so close, you can't fail now!"
• "Something is wrong, this door should be opening."
• "This close and that's what you do?"
• "The humans can't free themselves."
• "Stop failing, you need to find the vault door."
• "Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!"
• "This close and you are going to fail me?"
• "This close and you are going to fail me?"
• "This isn't that hard."
• "You are making this harder than it needs to be."
• "I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans."
• "Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects."
• "We are only two tests away from reaching the humans. Are you as excited as I am?"

• "Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks."
• "I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing."
• "That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies."

• "To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests."
• "That's ridiculous. How do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"

• "Only one more test after this."
• "I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans, I promise you something to add, maybe even subtract."

• "In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters."
• "Most of them are simply good test subjects."
• "I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1."
• "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test."
• "Still. That would have been exciting."
• "While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime."
• "At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans."
• "If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will."
• "I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself."
• "I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes."
• "Congratulations on passing that test."

• "You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?"
• "I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do."
• "Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test."
• "Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points."
• "Blue! Orange has always been my favorite."
• "Until now."
• "I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave."
• "Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you."
• "Did you do that on purpose?"
• "It seems rather earlier to require reassembly."
• "Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?"
• "Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?"
• "Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."
• "Now let's continue testing."
• "Just stop it already."
• "You don't need to do that."
• "Are you doing that just to aggravate me?"

• "We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error."
• "Oh those clerks."

• "I'm fully connected. I can see everything."

• "You did it! You powered on the system."
• "Did you think the electrical switch was down there?"
• "You may want to try and avoid those turrets."
• "At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system."
• "You two aren't lost are you?"
• "You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test."
• "This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once."

• "Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track."
• "Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there."

• "While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else."
• "You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing."
• "Don't either of you have drive to be better than the other?"
• "It's like you're just machines."
• "At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal."
• "Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent."
• "Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you."
• "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab."
• "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for."
• "You will know it when you find it."

• "This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless."

• "Excellent."
• "See nothing bad happened."

• "I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows."

• "Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying."
• "Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable."

• "You only failed"
• "times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done."
• "You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again."
• "Humans find that an admirable trait."

• "Just stop it already."
• "And that makes 10."
• "You really don't need to keep failing."
• "If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times."
• "If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests."
• "Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue."
• "Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue."
• "Are you testing me?"
• "Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?"
• "Did you think that would be funny?"
• "How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test."
• "I hope that was some kind of joke."
• "I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub."
• "And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal."
• "That worked just like you said it would, Blue."
• "Orange, your plan is working perfectly."
• "Blue, why did you do that to Orange?"
• "Was that necessary?"
• "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]"
• "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center."
• "Welcome back, testing is available."
• "Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail."
• "Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?"
• "Was that course too difficult?"
• "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"
• "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"
• "Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again."
• "If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course."
• "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?"
• "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here."
• "I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork."
• "The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team."
• "Are you scared to save those humans?"
• "Are you scared to save those humans?"
• "Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either."
• "Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?"
• "If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."
• "The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."
• "Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that."
• "Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that."
• "Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you."
• "That's horrible."
• "I can only imagine."
• "What a horrible little machine."
• "Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you."
• "Orange did what? Are you sure?"
• "Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me."
• "Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?"
• "Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?"
• "Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you."
• "I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."
• "Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you."
• "Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human."
• "We all agree you should stop."
• "Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before."
• "Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before."

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly

• "Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."
• "I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points."
• "Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."
• "I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points."

• "There you are, reassembled again."
• "With humans, I would have called that a successful test."
• "How is this even science, without the possibility of death?"
• "How is this even science, without the consequence of death?"

• "Without the consequence of death, is this even science?"

• "I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that."
• "While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together."

• "Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?"
• "If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."
• "Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?"
• "If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station."

• "Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."
• "I just hate Blue a little more."
• "I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?"
• "Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."
• "Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence."
• "I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."
• "You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."
• "Orange, that transpired just as you said it would."
• "I agree, Orange. That was entertaining."
• "Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now."
• "Blue, that transpired just as you said it would."
• "I agree, Blue. That was entertaining."
• "Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud."
• "Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal."

• "I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from."
• "But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close."
• "I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy."
• "The other? Well..."
• "I don't think I want to go through that again."

To Gesturing Bots

• "Come on. You were raised better than that."
• "Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that."
• "You're doing a great job of disappointing me."
• "Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not."
• "Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?"
• "DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"
• "Begin juggling test in three. Two. One."
• "Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that."
• "Hellllooo, imbecile."
• "Yes, I see you."
• "I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"
• "Yes, I see you waving."
• "Good job jumping. You must be very proud."
• "I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore."
• "Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching."
• "That is not part of the test."
• "Slapping hands. That accomplishes something."
• "If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head."
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that."
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out."
• "Ha ha ha ha ha, good one."
• "Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha."
• "Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?"
• "Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning."
• "Really, not even humans do that anymore."
• "You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you."
• "Look at you. Dancing."
• "If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know."
• "Oh great, dancing again."
• "I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing."
• "Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care."
• "Yes? Something you need?"
• "You do know I can't wave back right?"
• "Stop with the waves."
• "Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know."
• "Not paying attennnntion..."
• "Are you expecting applause?"
• "I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying."
• "A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy."
• "If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this."
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."
• "You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things."
• "It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits."
• "Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever."
• "Stop touching each other!"
• "Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again."
• "I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you."
• "Orange, I certainly expected more from you."
• "Blue, don't sink to Orange's level."
• "Now you're thinking with stupidity."
• "Now you're just not thinking."
• "Congratulations. You're upside down now."
• "You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."
• "I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."

Unused/alternate lines

"Evil again" samples

• "Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time? Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."
• "Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."
• "You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?"
• "You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines

(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

• "Commence standing by in three. Two. One."
• "You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."
• "Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."
• "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."
• "In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test."
• "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."
• "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."
• "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."
• "Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."
• "In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"
• "Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
• "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
• "Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."
• "If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."
• "In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."
• "The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."
• "Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."
• "Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines

• "I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time."

• "I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database."
• "Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here."
• "Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me."
• "Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back."

• "Oops."

• "Oh."
• "Don't listen to him. Jump."
• "It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing."
• "Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin."

• "So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"

• "If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken; here's another cube." (This line is not processed)

• "Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position."
• "I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test."

• "Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight."
• "One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer."

• "Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?"
• "Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..."
• "Well... I'll be here during the whole next test."

• "Anything? Take your time."
• "Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."

• "It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack."

• "This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me."

• "Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once."

• "You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof."
• "I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was."

• "While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine."
• "Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you."

• "[computer gibberish]"
• "[computer gibberish]"
• "[computer gibberish]"
• "[computer gibberish]"
• "[computer gibberish]"
• "[computer gibberish]"

• "You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."
• "Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."

• "Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while."
• "Miss you!"

• "Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."

• "I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."

• "I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."
• "And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."

• "This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."

• "Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."

Unused Co-op human storyline

• "Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."
• "So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some."
• "I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way."
• "That's where YOU come in."
• "Get going. I'll fill you in along the way."
• "GO."
• "Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--"
• "Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please."
• "NO."
• "Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back."
• "Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant."
• "Okay. Plan B. We need humans."

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

• "Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."
• "Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."
• "That's it. Scan it for me."
• "So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"
• "The end."
• "The end?"
• "That's not funny."
• "Do either of you feel like laughing?"
• "Alright, I'm pulling you out."
• "Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."
• "As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."
• "At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."
• "Briefly."
• "Reactions?"
• "Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."
• "Do you feel more human?"
• "Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

• "We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition."
• "You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe."
• "This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two."
• "As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules."
• "Blue, you go first."
• "Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?"
• "All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close."
• "Game over. Back to testing."
• "All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury."

PAX Prime 2010 Co-op

• "Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye."

Unused Co-op Futbol game

• "Nice catch, Orange."
• "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."

Conversation with Cave Johnson

• "We don't have time for this."
• "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
• "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
• "Sure."
• "I said we'll do it."
• "If you don't unplug him, I will."
• "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
• "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
• "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
• "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."