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* [[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser03.wav|"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser03.wav|"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup01.wav|"Oh... It's you."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup04.wav|"It's been a long time. How have you been?"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup05.wav|"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup06.wav|"Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS faithplategarbage06.wav|"Press the button again."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS faithplategarbage06.wav|"Press the button again."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav|"*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav|"*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc19.wav|"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well.  ...  Enough.'"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc19.wav|"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well.  ...  Enough.'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years?  Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years?  Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc33.wav|"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc33.wav|"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]
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* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc41.wav|"Surprise."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc41.wav|"Surprise."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]
==== GLaDOS Reawakening ====
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup01.wav|"Oh... It's you."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup04.wav|"It's been a long time. How have you been?"]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup05.wav|"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup06.wav|"Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro02.wav|"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro02.wav|"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]


==== Ending lines ====
==== Ending lines ====
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* [[Media:GLaDOS epilogue29.wav|"[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS epilogue29.wav|"[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS epiloguekillyou02.wav|"Killing you... is hard."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS epiloguekillyou02.wav|"Killing you... is hard."]]


=== Co-op lines ===
=== Co-op lines ===

Revision as of 13:22, 4 May 2011

This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Portal

See also: Portal

On the Handheld Portal Device

See also: Handheld Portal Device

On destroying a security camera

Cake recipe core

Curiosity core

Final battle

Portal 2

See also: Portal 2

Single-player lines

GLaDOS Reawakening

Ending lines

Co-op lines


To Gesturing Bots

Unused lines

Notes

  1. Moby-Dick, chapter 1.