Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Turret fire

• "[Turret fire]"
• "[Turret fire]"
• "[Turret fire]"

Turrets being launched into the air

• "Whee!"
• "Noooooo!"
• "Hooray!"
• "Goodbye!"

Unused:

• "Wheeeeeeee!"
• "I'm afraid of heights!"
• "See you soon!"
• "I'm scared!"
• "I'm scared!"
• "Glorious freedom!"
• "I'm flyinnnng!"

Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge

These lines are unused.

• "Come closer."
• "Something's wrong..."
• "What are you doing?"
• "Failure..."

Turrets being zapped by the Thermal Discouragement Beam

• "Ow!"
• "Owww!"
• "Owwwww!"
• "It burns."
• "I'm on fire."

Unused:

• "I'm on fire ow."
• "Please stop."
• "You've made your point."
• "Okay, you win."
• "This is not good."

Turret being pressed under a panel

• "Arrrrgh!"
• "Owwww!"
• "Can't breathe..."
• "Excuse me, you're squishing me."
• "Um, hello?"
• "Help! Being squished!"

Turrets Witnessing a Turret Die

These lines remain unused in Portal 2.

• "Good shot!"
• "Well done!"
• "I need backup!"
• "You have excellent aim!"
• "I never liked her."
• "These things happen."
• "That was nobody's fault."
• "She was provoking you."
• "Oh dear."
• "Oh my."
• "I blame myself."
• "She probably deserved it."
• "I saw it. It was an accident."
• "She's probably OK."
• "Noted."

Turret factory

Turrets aiming at the mannequin

• "Target acquired."

Template Turret

• "Hello?"

Turret voice response test

• "Hello."

Failed Turrets

• "Why?"
• "I did everything you asked!"
• "I don't understand!"
• "I'm fine!"
• "AHHHHHHHHH!"
• "Wheeeeee-OH NO!"
• "Why?"

Turret Sound effects

• "[Activation sound]"
• "[Alarm sound]"
• "[Alert sound]"
• "[Deploy sound]"
• "[Death sound]"
• "[Ping sound]"
• "[Retract sound]"

Turret Found its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Activated!"

• "Hi?"
• "Target acquired."
• "Firing."
• "Hello? Friend."
• "Gotcha!"
• "There you are."
• "I see you."

Unused:

• "Dispensing product."

Turrets Searching

These lines are subtitled as "Search mode activated!"

• "Hello!"
• "Searching."
• "Sentry mode activated."
• "Is anyone there?"
• "Could you come over here?"

Unused:

• "Canvassing."

Colliding Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Coming through!"

• "Coming through!"
• "Excuse me."
• "Sorry."
• "My fault."
• "Oh!"

Turrets Deploying

These lines are subtitled as "Deploying!"

• "Hello?"
• "Deploying."
• "Preparing to dispense product." (unused, except for the "Turret Plush" and "Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender" from ThinkGeek)
• "Activated."
• "There you are."
• "Who's there?"

Turret Deaths

These lines are subtitled as "Critical Error!"

• "Critical error."
• "Shutting down."
• "I don't blame you."
• "I don't hate you."
• "Why..."
• "No hard feelings."

Unused:

• "Ahahaha."
• "Sorry, we're closed."

Turrets being picked up

These lines are subtitled as "Put me down!"

• "Hey!"
• "Put me down!"
• "Who ARE you?"
• "Hey."
• "Please put me down."
• "Help!"
• "Uh oh."

Unused:

• "Hey hey hey!"
• "Woooaaah!"
• "Illegal operation."

Turret Deactivation

These lines are subtitled as "Target lost!" except for the toilet in Portal, which is subtitled as "Your business is appreciated." as it has a different file name, even though it says the same thing.

• "Goodbye."
• "Sleep mode activated."
• "Your business is appreciated." (unused, except for the toilet in Portal)
• "Hibernating."
• "Goodnight."
• "Resting."
• "Nap time."

Turret Lost its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Searching!"

• "Are you still there?"
• "Target lost."
• "Searching."

Unused:

• "Can I help you?"

Turret being disintegrated in the Fizzler

• "Ow ow ow!"

Turrets being shot by other Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Hey! It's me!"

• "Hey! It's me!"
• "Don't shoot!"
• "Stop shooting!"

Turrets being Tipped Over

These lines are subtitled as "Ouch!"

• "Self test error."
• "Malfunctioning."
• "Aaaah."
• "Ow ow ow ow owww."

Unused:

• "Aah."
• "Unknown error."

Turrets 'Suppressing' the player

These go unused in both games, but were found in the Portal beta. The cause of what plays these quotes is still unknown.

• "Hold still."
• "Target suppressed."
• "Free samples."
• "Suppressing."

Final chamber of the Co-op Course Mobility Gels

• "But I need to protect the humans!"