Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Turret fire

• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play
• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play
• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play

Turrets being launched into the air

• "Whee!" | Download | Play
• "Noooooo!" | Download | Play
• "Hooray!" | Download | Play
• "Goodbye!" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Wheeeeeeee!" | Download | Play
• "I'm afraid of heights!" | Download | Play
• "See you soon!" | Download | Play
• "I'm scared!" | Download | Play
• "I'm scared!" | Download | Play
• "Glorious freedom!" | Download | Play
• "I'm flyinnnng!" | Download | Play

Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge

These lines are unused.

• "Come closer." | Download | Play
• "Something's wrong..." | Download | Play
• "What are you doing?" | Download | Play
• "Failure..." | Download | Play

Turrets being zapped by the Thermal Discouragement Beam

• "Ow!" | Download | Play
• "Owww!" | Download | Play
• "Owwwww!" | Download | Play
• "It burns." | Download | Play
• "I'm on fire." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "I'm on fire ow." | Download | Play
• "Please stop." | Download | Play
• "You've made your point." | Download | Play
• "Okay, you win." | Download | Play
• "This is not good." | Download | Play

Turret being pressed under a panel

• "Arrrrgh!" | Download | Play
• "Owwww!" | Download | Play
• "Can't breathe..." | Download | Play
• "Excuse me, you're squishing me." | Download | Play
• "Um, hello?" | Download | Play
• "Help! Being squished!" | Download | Play

Turrets witnessing deaths of other Turrets

These lines remain unused in Portal 2.

• "Good shot!" | Download | Play
• "Well done!" | Download | Play
• "I need backup!" | Download | Play
• "You have excellent aim!" | Download | Play
• "I never liked her." | Download | Play
• "These things happen." | Download | Play
• "That was nobody's fault." | Download | Play
• "She was provoking you." | Download | Play
• "Oh dear." | Download | Play
• "Oh my." | Download | Play
• "I blame myself." | Download | Play
• "She probably deserved it." | Download | Play
• "I saw it. It was an accident." | Download | Play
• "She's probably okay." | Download | Play
• "Noted." | Download | Play

Turret factory

Turrets aiming at the mannequin

• "Target acquired." | Download | Play

Template Turret

• "Hello?" | Download | Play

Turret voice response test

• "Hello." | Download | Play

Failed Turrets

• "Why?" | Download | Play
• "I did everything you asked!" | Download | Play
• "I don't understand!" | Download | Play
• "I'm fine!" | Download | Play
• "AHHHHHHHHH!" | Download | Play
• "Wheeeeee-OH NO!" | Download | Play
• "Why?" | Download | Play

Turret Sound effects

• "[Activation sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Alarm sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Alert sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Deploy sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Death sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Ping sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Retract sound]" | Download | Play

Turret Found its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Activated!"

• "Hi?" | Download | Play
• "Target acquired." | Download | Play
• "Firing." | Download | Play
• "Hello? Friend." | Download | Play
• "Gotcha!" | Download | Play
• "There you are." | Download | Play
• "I see you." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Dispensing product." | Download | Play

Turrets Searching

These lines are subtitled as "Search mode activated!"

• "Hello!" | Download | Play
• "Searching." | Download | Play
• "Sentry mode activated." | Download | Play
• "Is anyone there?" | Download | Play
• "Could you come over here?" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Canvassing." | Download | Play

Colliding Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Coming through!"

• "Coming through!" | Download | Play
• "Excuse me." | Download | Play
• "Sorry." | Download | Play
• "My fault." | Download | Play
• "Oh!" | Download | Play

Turrets Deploying

These lines are subtitled as "Deploying!"

• "Hello?" | Download | Play
• "Deploying." | Download | Play
• "Preparing to dispense product." | Download | Play (unused, except for the "Turret Plush" and "Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender" from ThinkGeek)
• "Activated." | Download | Play
• "There you are." | Download | Play
• "Who's there?" | Download | Play

Turret Deaths

These lines are subtitled as "Critical Error!"

• "Critical Error!" | Download | Play
• "Shutting down." | Download | Play
• "I don't blame you." | Download | Play
• "I don't hate you." | Download | Play
• "Why..." | Download | Play
• "No hard feelings." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Ahahaha." | Download | Play
• "Sorry, we're closed." | Download | Play

Turrets being picked up

These lines are subtitled as "Put me down!"

• "Hey!" | Download | Play
• "Put me down!" | Download | Play
• "Woooaaah!" | Download | Play (unused, except for the "GLaDOS Wakes" teaser video - can also be heard within the song Reconstructing More Science)
• "Who ARE you?" | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Please put me down." | Download | Play
• "Help!" | Download | Play
• "Uh oh." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Hey hey hey!" | Download | Play
• "Illegal operation." | Download | Play

Turret Deactivation

These lines are subtitled as "Target lost!" except for the toilet in Portal, which is subtitled as "Your business is appreciated." as it has a different file name, even though it says the same thing.

• "Goodbye." | Download | Play
• "Sleep mode activated." | Download | Play
• "Your business is appreciated." | Download | Play (unused, except for the toilet in Portal and the Puzzle Creator in Portal 2 when deselecting a turret on the map)
• "Hibernating." | Download | Play
• "Goodnight." | Download | Play
• "Resting." | Download | Play
• "Nap time." | Download | Play

Turret Lost its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Searching!"

• "Are you still there?" | Download | Play
• "Target lost!" | Download | Play
• "Searching!" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Can I help you?" | Download | Play (Note: This and five other "Deploying!" lines are used in the Puzzle Creator when a turret on the map is selected.)

Turret being disintegrated

• "Ow ow ow!" | Download | Play

Turrets being shot by other Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Hey! It's me!"

• "Hey! It's me!" | Download | Play
• "Don't shoot!" | Download | Play
• "Stop shooting!" | Download | Play

Turrets being Tipped Over

These lines are subtitled as "Ouch!"

• "Self test error." | Download | Play
• "Malfunctioning." | Download | Play
• "Aaaah." | Download | Play
• "Ow ow ow ow owww." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Aah." | Download | Play
• "Unknown error." | Download | Play

Turrets 'Suppressing' the player

These go unused in both games, but were found in the Portal beta. The cause of what plays these quotes is still unknown.

• "Hold still." | Download | Play
• "Target suppressed." | Download | Play
• "Free samples." | Download | Play
• "Suppressing." | Download | Play

Final chamber of the Co-op Course Mobility Gels

• "But I need to protect the humans!" | Download | Play