Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Turret fire

• "[Turret fire]"
• "[Turret fire]"
• "[Turret fire]"

Turrets launched into the air

• "Wheee."
• "Wheeeeeee."
• "I'm afraid of heights."
• "Noooo."
• "See you soon."
• "I'm scared."
• "I'm scared."
• "Hooray."
• "Glorious freedom."
• "I'm flying."
• "Goodbye."

Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge

These lines are unused.

• "Come closer."
• "Something's wrong."
• "What are you doing?"
• "Failure."

Turrets being heated with the Thermal Discouragement Beam

• "Ow."
• "Oww."
• "Owwww."
• "It burns."
• "I'm on fire."
• "I'm on fire owww."
• "Please stop."
• "You've made your point."
• "OK you win."
• "This is not good."

Turrets being squashed

• "Ooohhh."
• "Owwww."
• "Can't...breathe."
• "Excuse me you're squishing me."
• "Um, hello."
• "Help! Being squished."

Turrets witnessing a Turret death

These lines remain unused in Portal 2.

• "Good shot."
• "Well done."
• "I need backup."
• "You have excellent aim."
• "I never liked her."
• "These things happen."
• "That was nobody's fault."
• "She was provoking you."
• "Oh dear."
• "Oh my."
• "I blame myself."
• "She probably deserved it."
• "I saw it. It was an accident."
• "She's probably OK."
• "Noted."

Turret factory

Template Turret

• "Hello?"

Approved Turret

• "Hello."

Turret aiming at dummy

• "Target acquired."

Sabotaged rejected Turrets

• "Whyyyy."
• "I did everything you askedddd."
• "I don't understandddd."
• "I'm fineeee."
• "Ahhhh."
• "Wheee oh noooo."
• "Whyyy."

Turret sound effects

• "[Activation sound]"
• "[Alarm sound]"
• "[Alert sound]"
• "[Deploy sound]"
• "[Death sound]"
• "[Ping sound]"
• "[Retract sound]"

Active Turrets

• "Hi."
• "Target acquired."
• "Dispensing product." (unused)
• "Firing."
• "Hello friend."
• "Gotcha."
• "There you are."
• "I see you."

Turrets searching

• "Hellooo."
• "Searching."
• "Canvassing." (unused)
• "Sentry mode activated."
• "Is anyone there?"
• "Could you come over here?"

Colliding Turrets

• "Coming through."
• "Excuse me."
• "Sorry."
• "My fault."
• "Ohh."

Turrets deploying

• "Hello."
• "Deploying."
• "Preparing to dispense product." (unused)
• "Activated."
• "There you are."
• "Who's there?"

Disabled Turrets

• "Ahahaa."
• "Critical error."
• "Sorry, we're closed." (unused)
• "Shutting down."
• "I don't blame you."
• "I don't hate you."
• "Whyyyy."
• "No hard feelings."

Turrets being picked up

• "Hey."
• "Hey hey hey."
• "Put me down."
• "Woahhh." (unused)
• "Illegal operation." (unused)
• "Who are you?"
• "Hey."
• "Please put me down."
• "Help."
• "Uh oh."

Turret deaths

• "Goodbye."
• "Sleep mode activated."
• "Your business is appreciated." (unused, except for the toilet in Portal)
• "Hibernating."
• "Goodnight."
• "Resting."
• "Nap time."

Turret lost its target

• "Are you still there?"
• "Target lost."
• "Can I help you?" (unused)
• "Searching."

Turret being evaporated

• "aiaiaiaiaiai."

Turrets being shot at

• "Hey, it's me!"
• "Don't shoot!"
• "Stop shooting!"

Tipped over Turrets

• "Aah."
• "Self test error."
• "Unknown error." (unused)
• "Malfunctioning."
• "Aaaah."
• "Ow ow ow ow owww."

Final chamber of the Co-op Course Mobility Gels

• "But I need to protect the humans."