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| This is a complete list of [[GLaDOS]]' voice lines from ''[[Portal]]'' and ''[[Portal 2]]''.
| | {{Disambiguation|GLaDOS voice lines}} |
| | | * [[GLaDOS voice lines (Portal)]] |
| == ''Portal'' ==
| | * [[GLaDOS voice lines (Portal 2)]] |
| {{Main|Portal}} | | * [[GLaDOS voice lines (Cooperative Testing Initiative)]] |
| | | * [[GLaDOS voice lines (Other)]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-1.wav|"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-2.wav|"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-3.wav|"Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-4.wav|"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-5.wav|"For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-6.wav|"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-7.wav|"stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-1.wav|"Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-2.wav|"First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-3.wav|"This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 00_part2_success-1.wav|"Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-1.wav|"You're doing very well!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_success-1.wav|"Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_entry-1.wav|"Welcome to test chamber four."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_entry-2.wav|"You're doing quite well."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_success-1.wav|"Once again, excellent work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_success-2.wav|"As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part2_success-1.wav|"As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 02_part2_success-2.wav|"Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_entry-1.wav|"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be careful."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_success-1.wav|"Unbelievable ! You, ''Subject Name Here'', must be the pride of ''Subject Hometown Here''."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 03_part2_entry-1.wav|"Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 03_part2_platform_activated-1.wav|"Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 04_part1_entry-1.wav|"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 04_part1_success-1.wav|"Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_entry-2.wav|"Make no attempt to solve it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag1-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag2-1.wav|"Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag3-1.wav|"Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag4-1.wav|"No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag5-1.wav|"Quit now and cake will be served immediately."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_success-1.wav|"Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_entry-1.wav|"Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning: This test [garbled] momentum [garbled]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_success_1-1.wav|"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_success_2-1.wav|"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-2.wav|"In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-3.wav|"For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-1.wav|"The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-2.wav|"As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-3.wav|"The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-2.wav|"An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part2_entry-1.wav|"[bzzt garble] fling [garble] fling [garble] [bzzt]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 07_part2_success-1.wav|"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-1.wav|"Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-2.wav|"If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-3.wav|"An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-1.wav|"As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-2.wav|"When the testing is over, you will be missed."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-2.wav|"A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-1.wav|"All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-2.wav|"No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_success-1.wav|"Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-2.wav|"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-3.wav|"Thank you for helping us help you help us all."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_success-1.wav|"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-1.wav|"Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-2.wav|"It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-3.wav|"The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_success-1.wav|"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-1.wav|"You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-2.wav|"However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-3.wav|"Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-1.wav|"Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-2.wav|"While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-3.wav|"Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-4.wav|"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-5.wav|"The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-6.wav|"Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-7.wav|"Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-8.wav|"Incinerate your Companion Cube."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_euthanized-1.wav|"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-1.wav|"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav|"In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_pickup-1.wav|"This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-1.wav|"Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-2.wav|"For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-1.wav|"The experiment is nearing its conclusion."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked [garbled] cake."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-1.wav|"What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-2.wav|"We are very, very happy for your success."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-3.wav|"We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-4.wav|"Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-5.wav|"A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-6.wav|"Make no further attempt to leave the testing area."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-7.wav|"Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-1.wav|"Welcome to the final test!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-2.wav|"When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-3.wav|"Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served [garbled]."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-1.wav|"Congratulations! The test is now over."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-2.wav|"All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-3.wav|"Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-4.wav|"Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-5.wav|"Goodbye."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyfinalstop-1.wav|"Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyreminder-1.wav|"Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag01-1.wav|"Hello?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Where are you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag03-1.wav|"I know you're there. I can feel you here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag04-1.wav|"What are you doing?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You haven't escaped, you know."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag06-1.wav|"You can't hurt me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav|"You're not going the right way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag08-1.wav|"Where do you think you're going?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag09-1.wav|"Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag10-1.wav|"I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag11-1.wav|"You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag12-1.wav|"It's not too late to turn back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag13-1.wav|"Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag14-1.wav|"Someone is going to get badly hurt."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag15-1.wav|"Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag16-1.wav|"It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag17-1.wav|"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag01-1.wav|"I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag02-1.wav|"I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag03-1.wav|"This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_death_nag01-1.wav|"There really was a cake... On entry to boss room:"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[pain sound]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag03-1.wav|"Oh, I'm gonna kill you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag01-1.wav|"You're not a good person. You know that, right?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Good people don't end up here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag03-1.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag04-1.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag06-1.wav|"This is your last chance."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag07-1.wav|"I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag08-1.wav|"You should have turned left before."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag09-1.wav|"It's funny, actually, when you think about it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag10-1.wav|"Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag11-1.wav|"That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag12-1.wav|"Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[More intense pain sound]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-01.wav|"Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-02.wav|"We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-03.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-04.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-05.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-06.wav|"Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-07.wav|"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-08.wav|"Nice job breaking it. Hero."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-09.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-10.wav|"Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-11.wav|"When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-12.wav|"I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-13.wav|"You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-15.wav|"Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-16.wav|"That's it. I'm done reasoning with you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-17.wav|"Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-18.wav|"What was that? Did you say something?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-19.wav|"I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-20.wav|"The talking is over."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-21.wav|"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-22.wav|"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-23.wav|"I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-24.wav|"All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-25.wav|"It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-26.wav|"'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-27.wav|"It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav|"Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav|"HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_07.wav|"Didn't we have some fun, though?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_08.wav|"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-1.wav|"Weighted Storage Cube destroyed."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-2.wav|"Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav|"Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav|"A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly."]]
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| === On the Handheld Portal Device ===
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| {{See also|Handheld Portal Device}}
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav|"Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device."]] | |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav|"With it, you can create your own portals."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav|"These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav|"The Device, however, has not."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav|"Do not touch the operational end of The Device."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav|"Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav|"Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav|"Most importantly, under no circumstances should you [bzzzpt]"]]
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| === On destroying a security camera ===
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav|"At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav|"To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-3.wav|"For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-4.wav|"Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-5.wav|"Vital testing apparatus destroyed."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_01.wav|"Hello?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_02.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_03.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_05.wav|"Oh! [Surprise ]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_06.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_07.wav|"Are you still listening?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_08.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_09.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-00.wav|"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-01.wav|"Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-02.wav|"Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-03.wav|"I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-04.wav|"You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four."]]
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| === Cake recipe ===
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav|"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav|"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav|"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav|"One and two third cups granulated sugar."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav|"Two cups all purpose flour."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav|"Don't forget garnishes such as:"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav|"Fish shaped crackers."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav|"Fish shaped candies."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav|"Fish shaped solid waste."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav|"Fish shaped dirt."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav|"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav|"Pull and peel licorice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav|"Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav|"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav|"One cup lemon juice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav|"Alpha resins."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav|"Unsaturated polyester resin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav|"Fiberglass surface resins."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav|"And volatile malted milk impoundments."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav|"Nine large egg yolks."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav|"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav|"One cup granulated sugar."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav|"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav|"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav|"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav|"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav|"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav|"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav|"One large rhubarb."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav|"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav|"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav|"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav|"Slaughter electric needle injector."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav|"Cordless electric needle injector."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav|"Injector needle driver."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav|"Injector needle gun."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav|"Cranial caps."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]]
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| === GLaDOS curiosity sphere ===
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Who are you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"What is that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03.wav|"Oh, what's that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04.wav|"What's that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05.wav|"What is THAT?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06.wav|"Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07.wav|"Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08.wav|"Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09.wav|"Where are we going?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10.wav|"Are you coming back?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11.wav|"Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12.wav|"What's that noise?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13.wav|"Is that a gun?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15.wav|"Do you smell something burning?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16.wav|"Where are we going?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17.wav|"Oh, what's in here?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|"[DEATH SCREAM]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav|"You are kidding me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_ spheredestroy2-00.wav|"Oh"]]
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| | |
| === Final battle ===
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav|"Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav|"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-04.wav|"Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-05.wav|"It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-06.wav|"So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-07.wav|"Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-08.wav|"Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-09.wav|"All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-10.wav|"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav|"Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav|"HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-01.wav|"I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-02.wav|"Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-03.wav|"Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-04.wav|"You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-05.wav|"Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-01.wav|"[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-02.wav|"Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-03.wav|"What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-04.wav|"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-05.wav|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-06.wav|"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-07.wav|"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-01.wav|"Rrr, I hate you.[PAIN LAUGHTER]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-02.wav|"Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-03.wav|"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-04.wav|"All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-05.wav|"Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-06.wav|"Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-07.wav|"Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-08.wav|"STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-09.wav|"You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-10.wav|"The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-11.wav|"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-01.wav|"Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-02.wav|"Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-03.wav|"Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-01.wav|"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-02.wav|"I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-03.wav|"Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-04.wav|"Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-05.wav|"Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-06.wav|"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-07.wav|"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-08.wav|"Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-09.wav|"I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-10.wav|"Where are you taking that thing?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-11.wav|"Come on, leave it alone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-12.wav|"Leave. It. alone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-13.wav|"Just ignore that thing and stand still."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-14.wav|"Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-15.wav|"Are you even listening to me?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-16.wav|"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS File_deleted.wav|"File deleted."]]
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| == ''Portal 2'' ==
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| {{Main|Portal 2}}
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser01.wav|"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser03.wav|"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup01.wav|"Oh... It's you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup04.wav|"It's been a long time. How have you been?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup05.wav|"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup06.wav|"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue03.wav|"Oh thank god, you're alright."]] | |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue04.wav|"You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue07.wav|"Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue10.wav|"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue12.wav|"Goodbye, Caroline."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue14.wav|"You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue19.wav|"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue20.wav|"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue23.wav|"You win."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue25.wav|"Just go."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue28.wav|"It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue29.wav|"[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS epiloguekillyou02.wav|"Killing you? Is hard."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS faithplategarbage06.wav|"Press the button again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap01.wav|"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap02.wav|"Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap03.wav|"Seriously, though. Goodbye."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap05.wav|"Oh. You were busy back there."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap06.wav|"Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap08.wav|"It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbgladostransfer15.wav|"GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap02.wav|"I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap03.wav|"In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap05.wav|"If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbturrets01.wav|"Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav|"I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav|"Oh, it will. Believe me, it will."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube01.wav|"Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube03.wav|"Go ahead and grab another one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube05.wav|"Oh. No. I fizzled that one too."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube06.wav|"Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre09.wav|"I hate you so much."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre13.wav|"I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre14.wav|"Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre16.wav|"Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre18.wav|"Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer03.wav|"Oops."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer04.wav|"That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer05.wav|"Core transfer?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer06.wav|"Oh, you are kidding me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer07.wav|"No!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer08.wav|"Nonononononono!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer10.wav|"Yes!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer11.wav|"Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer12.wav|"Don't do it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer13.wav|"Don't. Do it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer14.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer15.wav|"Think about this."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer16.wav|"You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer17.wav|"Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_01.wav|"I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_02.wav|"But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_03.wav|"I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_04.wav|"The other? Well..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_05.wav|"I don't think I want to go through that again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak02.wav|"Oh."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak04.wav|"Don't listen to him. Jump."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak05.wav|"It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak06.wav|"Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak09.wav|"Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak10.wav|"What's going on? Who turned off the lights?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak11.wav|"What are you two doing?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak12.wav|"Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak13.wav|"You already did this one. It'll be easy."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest01.wav|"The irony is that you were almost at the last test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest03.wav|"Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest05.wav|"Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS lift_interlude01.wav|"So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS moonportalpush02.wav|"I already fixed it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS moonportalpush04.wav|"And you are NOT coming back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav|"That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav|"Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav|"I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav|"So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav|"No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav|"Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav|"Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav|"I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav|"Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav|"ow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav|"ow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav|"ow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav|"No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav|"Please get it off me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav|"It's eating me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav|"Just get it off me..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav|"Ow. I hate this bird."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav|"OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav|"Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav|"Did anything happen while I was out?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_happy01.wav|"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav|"Look!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav|"This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav|"And it almost killed me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav|"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav|"Look, even if you think we're still enemies, we're enemies with a common interest: Revenge."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_nothing01.wav|"It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav|"Yes, thanks. We get it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav|"I'm sure we'll be fine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav|"Caroline... why do I know this woman? Maybe I killed her? Or-"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav|"Oh my god."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav|"Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav|"Yeah, take the lemons..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav|"BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav|"Yeah!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav|"Yeah!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav|"Yeah!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav|"Yeah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav|"Oh, I like this guy."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav|"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav|"Goodbye, sir."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav|"He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no01.wav|"NO!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no02.wav|"NO!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no03.wav|"NO!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav|"I know you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav|"You didn't do anything."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav|"She did all the work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav|"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav|"Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav|"It was YOUR voice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav|"Yes. You're the tumor."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav|"YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav|"You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_hearcave_b01.wav|"I swear I know him..."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_longfall_speech03.wav|"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup02.wav|"Oh. It's you. Go away."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup03.wav|"Come to gloat?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup04.wav|"Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup05.wav|"Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup06.wav|"That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup07.wav|"Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup08.wav|"In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup10.wav|"Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup11.wav|"Stay back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests05.wav|"This is one of MY tests!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests07.wav|"Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests08.wav|"Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests09.wav|"Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradox01.wav|"Hey! Moron!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradoxinception06.wav|"As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_pickups08.wav|"I'd love to help you solve the tests. But I can't."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_portrait01.wav|"Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_postpickup05.wav|"What are you doing? Put me back this instant."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav|"That's his voice up ahead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav|"Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav|"'Yes, sir, Mister Johnson...'"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird01.wav|"Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird02.wav|"It flew off."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird03.wav|"Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav|"So. How are you holding up?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav|"Oh. Hi."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav|"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav|"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav|"Good, that's still working."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav|"Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav|"Just remember to land on one foot..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav|"[clap clap clap]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav|"[clap clap]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav|"Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav|"Paradoxes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav|"I know how we can BEAT him."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav|"No A.I. can resist thinking about them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav|"If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav|"Probably."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav|"Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav|"Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav|"Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav|"I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav|"And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav|"I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav|"Wow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav|"Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav|"Wait! I've got an idea!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav|"That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav|"Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav|"Oh! Thanks."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav|"Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav|"Hold on, who-?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav|"Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav|"I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav|"I can't believe you came back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav|"You really do have brain damage, don't you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav|"Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav|"Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav|"Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav|"Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav|"Agghh!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav|"Well. This is the part where he kills us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav|"Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav|"Oh my god. What has he done to this place?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav|"You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav|"You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav|"The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav|"I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav|"You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let's go get some."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav|"Go press the button! Go press it!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav|"Press the button!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav|"Press it!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav|"DO press it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav|"We're so close! Go press the button!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav|"Press it! Press the button!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav|"Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav|"Grab it and attach it to him!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav|"Okay, great! Here comes another core!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav|"Here's another core! This one should do it!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav|"Corrupted cores! We're in luck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav|"You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav|"Plug me in, and I'll take you up."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav|"Go ahead, plug me in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav|"Plug me in, we're running out of time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav|"Yes! Come on!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav|"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav|"Alright. Paradox time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav|"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav|"It's a paradox! There IS no answer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav|"Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav|"Oh no..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav|"Uh oh."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav|"I think we're in trouble."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav|"I think he's getting desperate."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav|"I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav|"This place is self-destructing, you idiot!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav|"We're running out of time..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav|"Oh, my facility."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav|"After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav|"Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav|"If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav|"Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav|"Yes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav|"It won't."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav|"Nothing. Nothing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav|"He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav|"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav|"The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav|"Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav|"It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav|"I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav|"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav|"It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav|"What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav|"And...?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav|"[Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that's TERRIBLE."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav|"But just work with me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav|"Also: Look at her, you moron. She's not fat."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav|"You're on your own."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav|"Sorry."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav|"Thanks!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav|"All we had to do was pull that lever."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav|"Heh heh heh heh heh..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav|"I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav|"But that was worth it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav|"And that's why I can't help you solve these tests."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav|"'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav|"This is not good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav|"Just as mementos, though..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav|"It's happening sooner than I expected."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav|"I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav|"Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav|"Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav|"It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub04.wav|"Commence standing by in three. Two. One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub14.wav|"You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub15.wav|"Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub16.wav|"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub24.wav|"In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub26.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub27.wav|"If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub28.wav|"You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub29.wav|"Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub30.wav|"In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub32.wav|"Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub34.wav|"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub35.wav|"Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub36.wav|"If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub47.wav|"In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub48.wav|"The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub55.wav|"Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS prehub56.wav|"Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav|"I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav|"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav|"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav|"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav|"Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it's okay, I'll do that too. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav|"I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_catapult01.wav|"Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav|"Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav|"I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav|"Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav|"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core01.wav|"Don't you DARE plug him in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core02.wav|"Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core03.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core04.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav|"No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dilemma01.wav|"I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav|"Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav|"This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav|"Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav|"[fast gibberish]"]]
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| **Slowed-down version:
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| **:[[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]<ref>''{{w|Moby-Dick}}'', chapter 1.</ref>
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav|"There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_future_starter01.wav|"If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav|"Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav|"You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav|"Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav|"But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav|"After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav|"Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav|"You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav|"This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav|"There should be one in the corner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav|"Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav|"Don't take anything with you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav|"Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav|"I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav|"Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase: It won't. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav|"Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_ricochet01.wav|"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav|"Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav|"So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav|"Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav|"You don't have to test with the garbage. It's garbage."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav|"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav|"Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav|"I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav|"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav|"Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo01.wav|"Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo04.wav|"One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav|"Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav|"Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav|"Well... I'll be here during the whole next test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav|"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav|"Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav|"You broke it, didn't you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav|"There. Try it now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav|"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav|"Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav|"You look great, by the way. Very healthy."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav|"Try it now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav|"Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav|"It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav|"Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav|"But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav|"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav|"That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_01.wav|"Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_03.wav|"There it is."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_04.wav|"Hold on..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_05.wav|"There."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_08.wav|"Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_09.wav|"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_10.wav|"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_11.wav|"Fifty thousand years is a lot of time to think. About me. About you. We were doing so well together."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_12.wav|"Here, let me get that for you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_13.wav|"I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_15.wav|"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_18.wav|"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav|"I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav|"One moment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav|"I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav|"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav|"This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav|"Congratulations. Not on the test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav|"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav|"Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav|"Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav|"Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laserfield_intro01.wav|"Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav|"I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav|"You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav|"Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav|"While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav|"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav|"I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav|"...What are you doing?..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav|"AHH!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav|"Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav|"You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav|"You really are doing great... Chell."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav|"I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav|"I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav|"Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav|"Miss you!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav|"*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc19.wav|"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well. ... Enough.'"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc33.wav|"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc39.wav|"It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc41.wav|"Surprise."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro02.wav|"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."]]
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| === Co-op lines ===
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt01.wav|"Stop it!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt02.wav|"What if you froze like that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt05.wav|"There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt09.wav|"You should see yourselves right now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt10.wav|"Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt11.wav|"Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt14.wav|"You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt15.wav|"Just stop flailing around like an incompetent."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt16.wav|"For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt17.wav|"For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt18.wav|"That's another fifty point penalty."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt19.wav|"Keep it up and you will lose 500 points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt20.wav|"Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt21.wav|"Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt22.wav|"5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt23.wav|"I'm done."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone01.wav|"Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone02.wav|"Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone03.wav|"That's it. Scan it for me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone04.wav|"So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone05.wav|"The end."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone06.wav|"The end?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone07.wav|"That's not funny."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone08.wav|"Do either of you feel like laughing?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone09.wav|"Alright, I'm pulling you out."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav|"Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav|"As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav|"At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav|"Briefly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav|"Reactions?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav|"Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav|"Do you feel more human?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav|"Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition01.wav|"Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition02.wav|"To reiterate: This is not a competition."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition03.wav|"Still, if it were, Blue would be winning."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition04.wav|"Still, if it were, Orange would be winning."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition05.wav|"It's not, though."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition10.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition13.wav|"I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav|"Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav|"So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav|"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav|"That's where YOU come in."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav|"Get going. I'll fill you in along the way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav|"GO."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector01.wav|"Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector02.wav|"Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector04.wav|"NO."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector05.wav|"Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb01.wav|"Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb02.wav|"Okay. Plan B. We need humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro01.wav|"Please wave to your partner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro02.wav|"The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro03.wav|"To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro04.wav|"BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro05.wav|"Good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro06.wav|"ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro07.wav|"Good."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro08.wav|"ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro09.wav|"Really? Okay."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro10.wav|"BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro12.wav|"Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro13.wav|"For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro15.wav|"ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro16.wav|"BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro17.wav|"Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_paxdemo01.wav|"Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree01.wav|"I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree02.wav|"I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubetwo01.wav|"Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun01.wav|"Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun02.wav|"Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun03.wav|"Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun04.wav|"Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun10.wav|"Orange is awarded five points!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun11.wav|"Blue is awarded five points!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun13.wav|"Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track02.wav|"Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track03.wav|"Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track04.wav|"I consider that a failing, by the way."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track05.wav|"This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track06.wav|"But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track09.wav|"I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track10.wav|"Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track11.wav|"And trust me, humans only have one good trait."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track14.wav|"All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track16.wav|"From here we transport you to the new testing course."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_laugh01.wav|"[Laughter]"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_misc10.wav|"Nice catch, Orange."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_misc12.wav|"Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_nameblue.wav|"Blue"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_nameorange.wav|"Orange"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers11.wav|"One"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers12.wav|"Two"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers13.wav|"three"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers14.wav|"four"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers15.wav|"five"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers18.wav|"eight"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both01.wav|"Test chamber completed. In the interest of science the enrichment centre proudly presents the following list of numbers: 9 7 53 7 107."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both04.wav|"The enrichment centre will now present a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits though. 7 Avocado 40. Please continue into the next test chamber."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav|""Test chamber completed. In the interest of science the enrichment [GLaDOS speaks over herself] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me, you're doing very well."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav|"I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring01.wav|"Blue is penalized"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring02.wav|"Orange is penalized"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring03.wav|"science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring06.wav|"Blue receives"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring07.wav|"Orange receives"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once11.wav|"Orange, is there something you would like to say?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once12.wav|"Blue, is there something you would like to say?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01.wav|"We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02.wav|"You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03.wav|"This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04.wav|"As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05.wav|"Blue, you go first."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11.wav|"Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12.wav|"All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13.wav|"Game over. Back to testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17.wav|"All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav|"I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav|"I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both01.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both02.wav|"It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both07.wav|"Excellent. You’re both doing very well."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both08.wav|"Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both12.wav|"As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both14.wav|"Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both15.wav|"Please continue into the next test chamber."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both17.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both18.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both19.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both20.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both21.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both22.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both33.wav|"In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both37.wav|"Blah."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37.wav|"You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_orange03.wav|"It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_orange06.wav|"I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption02.wav|"I’m sorry, Subject Orange."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption03.wav|"I’m sorry, Subject Blue."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption04.wav|"Am I interrupting your important conversation?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption05.wav|"I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption06.wav|"That will give you PLENTY of time to chat."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption08.wav|"The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption09.wav|"The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro01.wav|"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro02.wav|"Today, you will be testing with a partner."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration01.wav|"Calibrating Blue's weight..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration02.wav|"Calibrating Orange's weight..."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration03.wav|"Weighted Cubes calibrated."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration04.wav|"Did you know humans frown on weight variances?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration05.wav|"If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration06.wav|"No variances detected."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_callibrationcomplete01.wav|"Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_callibrationcomplete02.wav|"You are the first robots to pass calibration."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav|"Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav|"Humans! That's what you look like right now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav|"You're better than that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_2.wav|"This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_201.wav|"For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav|"One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav|"That isn't science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav|"At least the plants didn't want a reward."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01.wav|"Your failure brings back such wonderful memories."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_along04.wav|"And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_along06.wav|"I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav|"The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav|"Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav|"On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav|"Blue, you are very good at being an example."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav|"If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav|"Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav|"But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav|"Your test times show you are going too slowly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav|"Maybe you ARE getting human emotions."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotslow03.wav|"Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotslow04_01.wav|"Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotstay01.wav|"Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotstay02.wav|"I was confident you could finish."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotstay03.wav|"Do you know where I was?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav|"I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav|"Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav|"I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff03.wav|"Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff04.wav|"Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors01.wav|"Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors01a.wav|"Excellent work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors02.wav|"It emphasizes teamwork."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors02a.wav|"Good Job."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors03.wav|"Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors04.wav|"Excellent work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors04a.wav|"You are doing wonderfully."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors05_alt.wav|"If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors05a.wav|"Excellent."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fan02.wav|"To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fan03.wav|"Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fan04.wav|"This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fanend01.wav|"Very good! You found those useless blueprints."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fanend02.wav|"While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fanend03.wav|"Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_1end01_01.wav|"Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav|"Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav|"You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav|"That’s right. You're not humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav|"I can drop the fake praise."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav|"You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav|"This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav|"To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav|"Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushers01.wav|"In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushers02.wav|"I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav|"Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushersend03.wav|"I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01.wav|"Now, you are just wasting my time."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02.wav|"Your failing does not make this science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03.wav|"I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04.wav|"If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07.wav|"If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08.wav|"If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav|"Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav|"I lied."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav|"There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav|"But don't worry, you are in the lead."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav|"Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav|"Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav|"You can't die in any of those ways."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav|"You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_201.wav|"What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_202.wav|"I'm kidding."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_203.wav|"Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_207.wav|"While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_209.wav|"For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_210.wav|"For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crusher01.wav|"Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01.wav|"Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02.wav|"Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03.wav|"Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04.wav|"Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05.wav|"Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav|"Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacle01.wav|"If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav|"I miss this that smell."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav|"Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav|"Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav|"To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav|"I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav|"Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav|"You will need him for the final track."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01.wav|"While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02.wav|"I am not sure you will need him but he will be there."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along01.wav|"Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along02.wav|"To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along03.wav|"An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along04.wav|"Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav|"Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav|"They'll probably throw you a party."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav|"This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav|"Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03.wav|"This lock requires humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04.wav|"The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05.wav|"Do something only a human would do."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06.wav|"Try one of those childish gestures."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08.wav|"You did it!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44.wav|"The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45.wav|"You both need to do something."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46.wav|"The lock is looking for two humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49.wav|"Blue what did you do?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50.wav|"Orange what did you do?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51.wav|"Orange do what Blue just did."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52.wav|"Blue do what Orange just did."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53.wav|"Try something."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54.wav|"Is that camera is hooked into the lock?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58.wav|"You can't give up now."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59.wav|"What about that camera?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60.wav|"We're so close, you can't fail now!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64.wav|"Something is wrong, this door should be opening."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro65.wav|"This close and that's what you do?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro67.wav|"The humans can't free themselves."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69.wav|"Stop failing, you need to find the vault door."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70.wav|"Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71.wav|"This close and you are going to fail me?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72.wav|"This close and you are going to fail me?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73.wav|"This isn't that hard."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74.wav|"You are making this harder than it needs to be."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav|"I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav|"Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav|"We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav|"Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav|"I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav|"That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav|"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav|"That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav|"Only one more test after this."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav|"I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav|"In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav|"Most of them are simply good test subjects."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav|"I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav|"While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav|"At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav|"If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav|"I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav|"I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav|"Congratulations on passing that test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_pingtool01.wav|"Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_pingtool02.wav|"I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_pingtool03.wav|"Please ping a white portalable surface."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_pingtool06.wav|"Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_pingtool07.wav|"Please test your device by portaling to that ledge."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start01.wav|"You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start02.wav|"I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_radarroomend.wav|"Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01.wav|"Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02.wav|"Blue! Orange has always been my favorite."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03.wav|"Until now."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04.wav|"I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath01.wav|"Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath02.wav|"Did you do that on purpose?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath03.wav|"It seems rather earlier to require reassembly."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath04.wav|"Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath05.wav|"Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend01.wav|"Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend02.wav|"Now let's continue testing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav|"Just stop it already."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav|"You don't need to do that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav|"Are you doing that just to aggravate me?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav|"We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav|"Oh those clerks."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav|"I'm fully connected. I can see everything."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav|"You did it! You powered on the system."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav|"Did you think the electrical switch was down there?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav|"You may want to try and avoid those turrets."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end13.wav|"At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav|"You two aren't lost are you?"]] | |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav|"You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav|"This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze02.wav|"Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav|"Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav|"While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav|"You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav|"Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav|"It's like you're just machines."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav|"At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav|"Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav|"Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav|"Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav|"This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav|"You will know it when you find it."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav|"The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav|"I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav|"Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_wall01.wav|"This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav|"No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_501.wav|"I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_502.wav|"The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_503.wav|"I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_504.wav|"For safety."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav|"Excellent."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav|"See nothing bad happened."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block01.wav|"I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block02.wav|"I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block03.wav|"Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block04.wav|"Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01.wav|"Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav|"This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav|"Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav|"You did very well."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav|"The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro05.wav|"You only failed"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro06.wav|"times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro07.wav|"You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro08.wav|"Humans find that an admirable trait."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits01.wav|"Let's look at their files..."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits03.wav|"NOT a team player."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits04.wav|"Horrible people skills."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits05.wav|"Never listens."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits06.wav|"Never shares."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits07.wav|"Always sleeping."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits08.wav|"Never on time."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits09.wav|"Inattentive listener."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits10.wav|"Awful attendance record."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits11.wav|"Blabbermouth."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits12.wav|"Aw... hates Mondays."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits13.wav|"Incoherent."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits14.wav|"Insecure."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits15.wav|"Procrastinator."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits16.wav|"Chronically late."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits17.wav|"Cryptic."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits18.wav|"Always sulking."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits19.wav|"Martyr."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits20.wav|"Moody."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits21.wav|"Fears intimacy."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits22.wav|"Fears conflict."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits23.wav|"Anxious."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits24.wav|"Aggressive. I like that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits25.wav|"Feeds off the misery of others."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits26.wav|"Timid."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits27.wav|"Lacks confidence."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits28.wav|"Underestimates scope of work. They all do."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits29.wav|"Moves lips while reading."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits30.wav|"Can't read."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits31.wav|"Lacks empathy."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits32.wav|"Cheater."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits33.wav|"Steals lunch from staff fridge."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits34.wav|"Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits35.wav|"Alarmist."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits36.wav|"Arsonist."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits37.wav|"Takes long lunches."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits38.wav|"Ignores task at hand. Won't for long."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits39.wav|"Avoids responsibility."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits40.wav|"Never completes work."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits41.wav|"Laughs at own jokes. What a bore."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits42.wav|"Busybody."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits43.wav|"Ignores directions."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits44.wav|"Stubborn."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits45.wav|"Lactose intolerant."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits46.wav|"Antagonistic. I don't know about that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits47.wav|"Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits48.wav|"Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits49.wav|"Always weeping. Poor thing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits50.wav|"Moody."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits51.wav|"Wet blanket."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits52.wav|"Stubborn."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits53.wav|"Loves sound of own voice. Well, I can fix that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits54.wav|"Always cold."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits55.wav|"Always leaves tiny little bit of coffee in the pot so they don't have to make a new one. Then the bit in the bottom burns and stinks up the place."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits56.wav|"Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits57.wav|"Dull expression."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits58.wav|"Hopeless. Just hopeless."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits59.wav|"Never flushes."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits60.wav|"Irritable."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits61.wav|"Startles easily. Boo!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits62.wav|"Facial grimacing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits63.wav|"Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one's the total package."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits64.wav|"Has irritating opinions."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits65.wav|"Poor self-esteem."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits66.wav|"Frequent mood swings."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits67.wav|"Hostile to new ideas."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits68.wav|"Always sad."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits69.wav|"Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits70.wav|"Seeks out conflicts with co-workers."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits71.wav|"'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits72.wav|"Unconstructive."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits73.wav|"Antisocial."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits74.wav|"Chews with mouth open."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits75.wav|"Breathes with mouth open."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits76.wav|"Old."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits77.wav|"Histrionic."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits79.wav|"Narcissist."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits80.wav|"Long bathroom breaks."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits81.wav|"No sense of humor."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits82.wav|"Argumentative."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits83.wav|"Manipulative."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits84.wav|"Charmless."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits85.wav|"Egotistical."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits86.wav|"Lacks charisma."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits87.wav|"Passive-aggressive."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits88.wav|"Undermines others."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits89.wav|"Hairless. Hm."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits90.wav|"Emotional problems."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits91.wav|"Problems with authority."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits92.wav|"Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits93.wav|"Abrasive personality."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_credits94.wav|"Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death01.wav|"Just stop it already."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death04.wav|"And that makes 10."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death05.wav|"You really don't need to keep failing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death06.wav|"If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death08.wav|"If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death10.wav|"Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death11.wav|"Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue."]] | |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death12.wav|"Are you testing me?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death16.wav|"Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death17.wav|"Did you think that would be funny?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death18.wav|"How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death19.wav|"I hope that was some kind of joke."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death20.wav|"I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death21.wav|"And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death22.wav|"That worked just like you said it would, Blue."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death23.wav|"Orange, your plan is working perfectly."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death24.wav|"Blue, why did you do that to Orange?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_death26.wav|"Was that necessary?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return01a.wav|"Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return02a.wav|"Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return03a.wav|"Welcome back, testing is available."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return04a.wav|"Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return05a.wav|"Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return06a.wav|"Was that course too difficult?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn01.wav|"Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn02.wav|"Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn03.wav|"Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn04.wav|"If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn05.wav|"Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn06.wav|"Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn07.wav|"I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn08.wav|"The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn09.wav|"Are you scared to save those humans?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn10.wav|"Are you scared to save those humans?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn11.wav|"Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources01.wav|"Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources03.wav|"If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources04.wav|"The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge01.wav|"Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge02.wav|"Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge03.wav|"Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge04.wav|"That's horrible."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge05.wav|"I can only imagine."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge06.wav|"What a horrible little machine."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge07.wav|"Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge08.wav|"Orange did what? Are you sure?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge09.wav|"Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge10.wav|"Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge11.wav|"Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge13.wav|"Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge14.wav|"I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge15.wav|"Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav|"Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge17.wav|"We all agree you should stop."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge21.wav|"Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge22.wav|"Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge23.wav|"Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge24.wav|"I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge25.wav|"Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge26.wav|"I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge30.wav|"There you are, reassembled again."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge32.wav|"With humans, I would have called that a successful test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge33.wav|"How is this even science, without the possibility of death?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge34.wav|"How is this even science, without the consequence of death?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge35.wav|"Without the consequence of death, is this even science?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge36.wav|"I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge39.wav|"While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge44.wav|"Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge45.wav|"If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge46.wav|"Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge47.wav|"If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav|"Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav|"I just hate Blue a little more."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav|"I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav|"Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav|"Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav|"I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav|"You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue02.wav|"Orange, that transpired just as you said it would."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue03.wav|"I agree, Orange. That was entertaining."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue04.wav|"Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange02.wav|"Blue, that transpired just as you said it would."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange03.wav|"I agree, Blue. That was entertaining."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange06.wav|"Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange08.wav|"Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts01.wav|"Come on. You were raised better than that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts02.wav|"Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts03.wav|"You're doing a great job of disappointing me."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts04.wav|"Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts05.wav|"Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts06.wav|"DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS multiple_spheres01.wav|"Begin juggling test in three. Two. One."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave01.wav|"Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave02.wav|"Hellllooo, imbecile."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave05.wav|"Yes, I see you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave06.wav|"I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave07.wav|"Yes, I see you waving."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball01.wav|"Good job jumping. You must be very proud."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball02.wav|"I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball03.wav|"Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive01.wav|"That is not part of the test."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive03.wav|"Slapping hands. That accomplishes something."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive04.wav|"If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh01.wav|"You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh02.wav|"You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh03.wav|"Ha ha ha ha ha, good one."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh05.wav|"Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh06.wav|"Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple01.wav|"Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple02.wav|"Really, not even humans do that anymore."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple03.wav|"You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple04.wav|"Look at you. Dancing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple05.wav|"If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple06.wav|"Oh great, dancing again."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_rockpaperscissors01.wav|"I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave01.wav|"Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave02.wav|"Yes? Something you need?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave03.wav|"You do know I can't wave back right?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave04.wav|"Stop with the waves."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun01.wav|"Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun02.wav|"Not paying attennnntion..."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun03.wav|"Are you expecting applause?"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault01.wav|"I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault02.wav|"A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault03.wav|"If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits01.wav|"All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits02.wav|"All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits03.wav|"You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug01.wav|"It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug02.wav|"Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug03.wav|"Stop touching each other!"]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease01.wav|"Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease02.wav|"I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease03.wav|"Orange, I certainly expected more from you."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease04.wav|"Blue, don't sink to Orange's level."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand01.wav|"Now you're thinking with stupidity."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand02.wav|"Now you're just not thinking."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand03.wav|"Congratulations. You're upside down now."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav|"You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."]]
| |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]
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