Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Turret fire

• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play
• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play
• "[Turret fire]" | Download | Play

Turrets being launched into the air

• "Whee!" | Download | Play
• "Noooooo!" | Download | Play
• "Hooray!" | Download | Play
• "Goodbye!" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Wheeeeeeee!" | Download | Play
• "I'm afraid of heights!" | Download | Play
• "See you soon!" | Download | Play
• "I'm scared!" | Download | Play
• "I'm scared!" | Download | Play
• "Glorious freedom!" | Download | Play
• "I'm flyinnnng!" | Download | Play

Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge

These lines are from Portal 2 and are unused.

• "Come closer." | Download | Play
• "Something's wrong..." | Download | Play
• "What are you doing?" | Download | Play
• "Failure..." | Download | Play

Turrets being zapped by the Thermal Discouragement Beam

• "Ow!" | Download | Play
• "Owww!" | Download | Play
• "Owwwww!" | Download | Play
• "It burns." | Download | Play
• "I'm on fire." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "I'm on fire ow." | Download | Play
• "Please stop." | Download | Play
• "You've made your point." | Download | Play
• "Okay, you win." | Download | Play
• "This is not good." | Download | Play

Turret being 'Squashed'

These lines are from Portal 2 and appear to be unused, as the cause of what played them remains unknown.

• "Arrrrgh!" | Download | Play
• "Owwww!" | Download | Play
• "Can't breathe..." | Download | Play
• "Excuse me, you're squishing me." | Download | Play
• "Um, hello?" | Download | Play
• "Help! Being squished!" | Download | Play

Turrets witnessing deaths of other Turrets

These lines are from Portal 2 and remain unused.

• "Good shot!" | Download | Play
• "Well done!" | Download | Play
• "I need backup!" | Download | Play
• "You have excellent aim!" | Download | Play
• "I never liked her." | Download | Play
• "These things happen." | Download | Play
• "That was nobody's fault." | Download | Play
• "She was provoking you." | Download | Play
• "Oh dear." | Download | Play
• "Oh my." | Download | Play
• "I blame myself." | Download | Play
• "She probably deserved it." | Download | Play
• "I saw it. It was an accident." | Download | Play
• "She's probably okay." | Download | Play
• "Noted." | Download | Play

Turret factory

Turrets aiming at the mannequin

• "Target acquired." | Download | Play

Template Turret

• "Hello?" | Download | Play

Turret voice response test

• "Hello." | Download | Play

Failed Turrets

• "Why?" | Download | Play
• "I did everything you asked!" | Download | Play
• "I don't understand!" | Download | Play
• "I'm fine!" | Download | Play
• "AHHHHHHHHH!" | Download | Play
• "Wheeeeee-OH NO!" | Download | Play
• "Why?" | Download | Play

Turret Sound effects

• "[Activation sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Alarm sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Alert sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Deploy sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Death sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Ping sound]" | Download | Play
• "[Retract sound]" | Download | Play

Turret Found its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Activated!"

• "Hi?" | Download | Play
• "Target acquired." | Download | Play
• "Firing." | Download | Play
• "Hello? Friend." | Download | Play
• "Gotcha!" | Download | Play
• "There you are." | Download | Play
• "I see you." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Dispensing product." | Download | Play

Turrets Searching

These lines are subtitled as "Search mode activated!"

• "Hello!" | Download | Play
• "Searching." | Download | Play
• "Sentry mode activated." | Download | Play
• "Is anyone there?" | Download | Play
• "Could you come over here?" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Canvassing." | Download | Play

Colliding Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Coming through!"

• "Coming through!" | Download | Play
• "Excuse me." | Download | Play
• "Sorry." | Download | Play
• "My fault." | Download | Play
• "Oh!" | Download | Play

Turrets Deploying

These lines are subtitled as "Deploying!"

• "Hello?" | Download | Play
• "Deploying." | Download | Play
• "Preparing to dispense product." | Download | Play (unused, except for the "Turret Plush" and "Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender" from ThinkGeek)
• "Activated." | Download | Play
• "There you are." | Download | Play
• "Who's there?" | Download | Play

Turret Deaths

These lines are subtitled as "Critical Error!"

• "Critical Error!" | Download | Play
• "Shutting down." | Download | Play
• "I don't blame you." | Download | Play
• "I don't hate you." | Download | Play
• "Why..." | Download | Play
• "No hard feelings." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Ahahaha." | Download | Play
• "Sorry, we're closed." | Download | Play

Turrets being picked up

These lines are subtitled as "Put me down!"

• "Hey!" | Download | Play
• "Put me down!" | Download | Play
• "Woooaaah!" | Download | Play (unused, except for the "GLaDOS Wakes" teaser video - can also be heard within the song Reconstructing More Science)
• "Who ARE you?" | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Please put me down." | Download | Play
• "Help!" | Download | Play
• "Uh oh." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Hey hey hey!" | Download | Play
• "Illegal operation." | Download | Play

Turret Deactivation

These lines are subtitled as "Target lost!" except for the toilet in Portal, which is subtitled as "Your business is appreciated." as it has a different file name, even though it says the same thing.

• "Goodbye." | Download | Play
• "Sleep mode activated." | Download | Play
• "Your business is appreciated." | Download | Play (unused, except for the toilet in Portal and the Puzzle Creator in Portal 2 when deselecting a turret on the map)
• "Hibernating." | Download | Play
• "Goodnight." | Download | Play
• "Resting." | Download | Play
• "Nap time." | Download | Play

Turret Lost its Target

These lines are subtitled as "Searching!"

• "Are you still there?" | Download | Play
• "Target lost!" | Download | Play
• "Searching!" | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Can I help you?" | Download | Play (Note: This and five other "Deploying!" lines are used in the Puzzle Creator when a turret on the map is selected.)

Turret being disintegrated

• "Ow ow ow!" | Download | Play

Turrets being shot by other Turrets

These lines are subtitled as "Hey! It's me!"

• "Hey! It's me!" | Download | Play
• "Don't shoot!" | Download | Play
• "Stop shooting!" | Download | Play

Turrets being Tipped Over

These lines are subtitled as "Ouch!"

• "Self test error." | Download | Play
• "Malfunctioning." | Download | Play
• "Aaaah." | Download | Play
• "Ow ow ow ow owww." | Download | Play

Unused:

• "Aah." | Download | Play
• "Unknown error." | Download | Play

Turrets 'Suppressing' the player

These lines were found in the Portal beta, but were removed in the final release of Portal, making them unused. The cause of what played them remains unknown.

• "Hold still." | Download | Play
• "Target suppressed." | Download | Play
• "Free samples." | Download | Play
• "Suppressing." | Download | Play

Final chamber of the Co-op Course Mobility Gels

• "But I need to protect the humans!" | Download | Play