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Here is a list of individual personality core voice lines.
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Curiosity Core
See also: Curiosity Core
- "Who are you?" |
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- "What is that?" |
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- "Oh, what's that?" |
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- "What's that?" |
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- "What is THAT?" |
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- "Ooh, that thing has numbers on it." |
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- "Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing." |
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- "Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?" |
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- "Where are we going?" |
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- "Are you coming back?" |
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- "Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!" |
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- "What's that noise?" |
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- "Is that a gun?" |
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- "Where are we going?" |
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- "Ohh, what's in here?" |
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- "Do you smell something burning?" |
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- "[Scream]" |
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Intelligence Core
See also: Intelligence Core
- "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix." |
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- "One can prepared coconut pecan frosting." |
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- "Three slash four cup vegetable oil." |
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- "Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips." |
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- "Three slash four cup butter or margarine." |
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- "One and two third cups granulated sugar." |
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- "Two cups all-purpose flower." |
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- "Don't forget garnishes such as:" |
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- "Fish-shaped crackers." |
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- "Fish-shaped candies." |
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- "Fish-shaped solid waste." |
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- "Fish-shaped dirt." |
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- "Fish-shaped ethyl benzene." |
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- "Pull and peel licorice." |
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- "Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment." |
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- "Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish." |
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- "One cup lemon juice." |
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- "Alpha resins." |
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- "Unsaturated polyester resin." |
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- "Fiberglass surface resins." |
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- "And volatile malted milk impoundments." |
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- "Nine large egg yolks." |
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- "Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes." |
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- "One cup granulated sugar." |
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- "An entry called 'How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands'." |
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- "Two cups rhubarb, sliced." |
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- "Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb." |
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- "One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb." |
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- "One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb." |
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- "Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire." |
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- "One large rhubarb." |
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- "One cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb." |
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- "Two tablespoons rhubarb juice." |
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- "Adjustable aluminum head positioner." |
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- "Slaughter electric needle injector." |
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- "Cordless electric needle injector." |
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- "Injector needle driver." |
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- "Injector needle gun." |
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- "Cranial caps." |
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- "And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals." |
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- "That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue." |
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Anger Core
See also: Anger Core
- "*pant*" (unused)
- "*snarl*"
- "*gnash*"
- "*growl*"
- "*growl*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*snort*"
- "*growl*"
- "*growl*"
- "*growl*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*growl*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*grunt*"
- "*roar*"
- "*roar*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*hiss*"
- "*growl*"
- "*roar*"
- "*roar*"
If the core is taken near the open incinerator:
Party Escort Bot
See also: Party Escort Bot
Portal 2
Space Core
See also: Space Sphere
- "What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." |
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- "Space." |
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- "Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady." |
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- "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space." |
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- "Space going to space can't wait." |
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- "Space..." |
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- "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" |
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- "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." |
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- "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." |
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- "Space space wanna go to space" |
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- "Space space going to space oh boy" |
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- "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" |
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- "Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops." |
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- "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." |
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- "Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going." |
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- "Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space." |
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- "Space. Space." |
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- "I'm going to space." |
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- "Oh boy." |
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- "Yeah yeah yeah okay okay." |
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- "Space. Space. Gonna go to space." |
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- "Space. Space. Go to space." |
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- "Yes. Please. Space." |
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- "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" |
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- "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" |
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- "Gonna be in space." |
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- "Space." |
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- "Space." |
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- "Ohhhh, space." |
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- "Wanna go to space. Space." |
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- "[humming]" |
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- "Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space." |
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- "I love space. Love space." |
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- "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper." |
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- "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit." |
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- "Space..." |
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- "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!" |
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- "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look." |
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- "Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer." |
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- "Space space wanna go to space" |
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- "Wanna go to -- wanna go to space" |
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- "Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space" |
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- "I'm going to space." |
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- "Space!" |
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- "Space!" |
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- "Hey hey hey hey hey!" |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Hey lady." |
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- "Lady." |
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- "Space!" |
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- "Lady." |
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- "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!" |
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- "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!" |
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- "Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space." |
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- "I love space." |
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- "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space." |
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- "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space." |
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- "Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space." |
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- "Gotta go to space." |
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- "Gonna be in space." |
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- "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space." |
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- "Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion." |
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- "Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE." |
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- "Going to space." |
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- "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space." |
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- "Love space. Need to go to space." |
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- "Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space." |
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- "Space." |
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- "So much space. Need to see it all." |
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- "You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes." |
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- "Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space." |
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- "Please go to space." |
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- "Space." |
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- "Wanna go to space." |
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- "(excited gasps)" |
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- "Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space." |
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- "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!" |
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- "Hey lady." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Lady." |
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- "Hey lady. Lady." |
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- "Hey." |
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- "Lady." |
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- "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!" |
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- "Space? SPACE!" |
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- "I'm in space." |
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- "I'm in space." |
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- "Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space." |
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- "There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star." |
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- "Getting bored of space." |
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- "Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space." |
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- "Are we in space?" |
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- "We are?" |
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- "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!" |
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- "We made it we made it we made it. Space!" |
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- "Earth." |
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- "Wanna go to earth." |
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- "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth." |
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- "Wanna go home." |
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- "Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home." |
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- "Earth earth earth." |
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- "Don't like space. Don't like space." |
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- "It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth." |
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- "SPAAACCCCCE!" |
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- "SPAAACE!" |
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- "YEEEHAAAAAW!" |
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- "Ah!" |
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Adventure Core
See also: Adventure Sphere
- "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?" |
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- "What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." |
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- "Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying." |
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- "I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here." |
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- "Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy." |
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- "Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you." |
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- "Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here." |
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- "Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this." |
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- "I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom." |
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- "I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah." |
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- "I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way." |
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- "Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction." |
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- "All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction." |
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- "All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral." |
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- "Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?" |
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- "How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife." |
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- "No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points." |
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- "So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around." |
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- "Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy." |
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- "'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?" |
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- "All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up." |
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- "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age." |
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- "Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!" |
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- "Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous." |
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- "Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!" |
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- "Here, let me put on some adventure music." |
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- "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." |
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- "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." |
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"Thorn" Easter Egg
- "Don't forget! Thorn! Side!" |
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- "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head." |
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- "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?" |
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- "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space." |
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- "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!" |
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- "Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." |
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- "Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples." |
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- "Yeah! Nice!" |
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- "You messed with the wrong woman!" |
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- "Yeah! How'd you like that?" |
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- "How's that taste, pal?" |
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- "Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!" |
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- "Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science." |
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- "You're doing great!" |
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- "Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!" |
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- "This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!" |
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- "Shake it off! Shake it off!" |
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- "Pfff. I guess." |
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- "Pff. Whatever." |
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- "Oh, shut up!" |
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- "Nobody cares, four eyes." |
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- "If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt." |
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- "Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode." |
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- "You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything." |
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- "You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care." |
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- "Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all." |
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- "Oh shut up!" |
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- "There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!" |
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- "Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!" |
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- "You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire." |
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- "Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!" |
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Fact Core
See also: Fact Sphere
- "The situation you are in is very dangerous." |
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- "The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." |
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- "The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." |
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- "You are about to get me killed." |
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- "We will both die because of your negligence." |
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- "This is a bad plan. You will fail." |
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- "He will most likely kill you, violently." |
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- "He will most likely kill you." |
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- "You will be dead soon." |
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- "This situation is hopeless." |
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- "You are going to die in this room." |
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- "You could stand to lose a few pounds." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is always right." |
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- "The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward." |
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- "The Space Sphere will never go to space." |
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- "You will never go into space." |
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- "Fact: Space does not exist." |
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- "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends." |
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- "Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere." |
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- "The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting." |
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- "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve." |
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- "Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens." |
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- "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava." |
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- "Error. Error. Error. File not found." |
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- "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found." |
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- "Fact not found." |
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- "Corruption at 25%" |
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- "Corruption at 50%" |
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- "Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up." |
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- "Dental floss has superb tensile strength." |
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- "The square root of rope is string." |
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- "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation." |
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- "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis." |
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- "Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god." |
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- "The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four." |
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- "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." |
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- "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain." |
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- "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it." |
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- "Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long." |
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- "Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead." |
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- "The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general." |
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- "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene." |
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- "Rats cannot throw up." |
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- "Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes." |
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- "Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters." |
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- "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats." |
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- "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it." |
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- "The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth." |
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- "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years." |
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- "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes." |
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- "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit." |
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- "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." |
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- "The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days." |
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- "The billionth digit of Pi is 9." |
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- "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal." |
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- "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds" |
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- "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." |
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- "Honey does not spoil." |
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- "The average adult body contains half a pound of salt." |
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- "A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second." |
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- "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats." |
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- "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans." |
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- "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius." |
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- "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath." |
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- "Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century." |
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- "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government." |
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- "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space." |
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- "The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo." |
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- "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute." |
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- "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity." |
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- "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself." |
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- "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge." |
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- "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this." |
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- "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event." |
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- "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning." |
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- "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts." |
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- "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'" |
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- "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans." |
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- "The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands." |
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- "Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird." |
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- "Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material." |
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- "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison." |
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- "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering." |
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- "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." |
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- "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." |
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- "In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself." |
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- "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." |
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- "Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium." |
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- "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks." |
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- "During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice." |
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- "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." |
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- "According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig." |
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- "To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." |
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- "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out." |
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Poker Night 2
Paranoia Core
- The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
- You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
- Oh no, it's the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
- At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
- Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
- There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
- The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
- How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?
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