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Here is a list of individual '''[[Cores#Personality Cores|personality core]]''' '''[[voice lines]]'''.
Here is a list of individual '''[[Cores#Personality Cores|personality core]]''' '''[[voice lines]]'''.
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== ''Portal'' ==
== ''Portal'' ==
=== Curiosity core ===
=== Curiosity Core ===
{{See also|Curiosity Core}}
{{See also|Curiosity Core}}
[[Image:CuriousityCore.png|right|150px|Curiosity Core]]
[[Image:CuriousityCore.png|right|150px|Curiosity Core]]


*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Who are you?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-01}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"What is that?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-02}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03.wav|"Oh, what's that?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-03}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04.wav|"What's that?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-04}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05.wav|"What is THAT?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-05}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06.wav|"Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-06}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07.wav|"Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-07}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08.wav|"Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-08}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09.wav|"Where are we going?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-09}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10.wav|"Are you coming back?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-10}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11.wav|"Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-11}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12.wav|"What's that noise?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-12}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13.wav|"Is that a gun?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-13}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15.wav|"Do you smell something burning?"]] - ''If the core is taken near the open incinerator''
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-16}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16.wav|"Where are we going?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-17}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17.wav|"Oh, what's in here?"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-15}} ''- plays when putting the Curiosity Core near the open incinerator.''
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|Curiosity core death scream]] (unused)
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-18}} ''- unused, likely meant for when it is thrown into the incinerator.''


=== Intelligence core ===
=== Intelligence Core ===
{{See also|Intelligence Core}}
{{See also|Intelligence Core}}
[[Image:LogicCore.png|right|150px|Cake Core]]
[[Image:LogicCore.png|right|150px|Cake Core]]


*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-01}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-02}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav|"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-03}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav|"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-04}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav|"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-05}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav|"One and two third cups granulated sugar."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-06}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav|"Two cups all purpose flower."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-07}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav|"Don't forget garnishes such as:"]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-08}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav|"Fish shaped crackers."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-09}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav|"Fish shaped candies."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-10}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav|"Fish shaped solid waste."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-11}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav|"Fish shaped dirt."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-12}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav|"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-13}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav|"Pull and peel licorice."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-14}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav|"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-15}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav|"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-16}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav|"One cup lemon juice."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-17}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav|"Alpha resins."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-18}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav|"Unsaturated polyester resin."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-19}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav|"Fiberglass surface resins."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-20}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav|"And volatile malted milk impoundments."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-21}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav|"Nine large egg yolks."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-22}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav|"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-23}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav|"One cup granulated sugar."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-24}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav|"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-25}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav|"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-26}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav|"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-27}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav|"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-28}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav|"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-29}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav|"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-30}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav|"One large rhubarb."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-31}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav|"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-32}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav|"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-33}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav|"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-34}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav|"Slaughter electric needle injector."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-35}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav|"Cordless electric needle injector."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-36}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav|"Injector needle driver."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-37}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav|"Injector needle gun."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-38}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav|"Cranial caps."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-39}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-40}}
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]]
*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-41}}


=== Anger core ===
=== Anger Core ===
{{See also|Anger Core}}
{{See also|Anger Core}}
[[Image:AngerCore.png|right|150px|Anger Core]]
[[Image:AngerCore.png|right|150px|Anger Core]]
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''If the core is taken near the open incinerator:''
''If the core is taken near the open incinerator:''
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.wav|"*yipe*"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.wav|"*yipe*"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.wav|"*groan*"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.wav|"*groan*"]] (unused)
 


=== Party Escort Bot ===
=== Party Escort Bot ===
{{See also|Party Escort Bot}}
{{See also|Party Escort Bot}}
[[File:Portal Tabletop Party Escort Bot cropped.png|right|150px|Party Escort Bot]]
[[File:Portal Tabletop Party Escort Bot cropped.png|right|150px|Party Escort Bot]]
*[[Media:Partyescort.wav|"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."]]
*[[Media:Partyescort.wav|"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."]]


== ''Portal 2'' ==
== ''Portal 2'' ==
=== Space core ===
=== Space Core ===
{{See also|Space Sphere}}
{{See also|Space Sphere}}
[[Image:SpaceCore.png|right|150px|Space Sphere]]
[[Image:SpaceCore.png|right|150px|Space Sphere]]
*[[Media:Space core babble05.wav|"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble11.wav|"Space going to space can't wait."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble14.wav|"Space..."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble16.wav|"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble19.wav|"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble20.wav|"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble21.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble22.wav|"Space space going to space oh boy"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble24.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble28.wav|"Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops.  Here come the space cops."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble29.wav|"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble31.wav|"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble33.wav|"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble35.wav|"Space. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble36.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble37.wav|"Oh boy."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble40.wav|"Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble42.wav|"Space. Space. Gonna go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble43.wav|"Space. Space. Go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble44.wav|"Yes. Please. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble45.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble46.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble47.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble48.wav|"Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble49.wav|"Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble50.wav|"Ohhhh, space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble51.wav|"Wanna go to space. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble52.wav|"[humming]"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble53.wav|"Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble54.wav|"I love space. Love space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble57.wav|"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble58.wav|"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble59.wav|"Space..."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble60.wav|"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble61.wav|"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble62.wav|"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble67.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble68.wav|"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble70.wav|"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble71.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble73.wav|"Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble83.wav|"Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble88.wav|"Hey hey hey hey hey!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble89.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble90.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble91.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble92.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble93.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble94.wav|"Hey lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble95.wav|"Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble98.wav|"Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babble99.wav|"Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble100.wav|"Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble102.wav|"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babble105.wav|"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb01.wav|"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb02.wav|"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb03.wav|"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb04.wav|"I love space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb05.wav|"Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb06.wav|"Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb07.wav|"Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb08.wav|"Gotta go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb09.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb10.wav|"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb11.wav|"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb12.wav|"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb13.wav|"Going to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb14.wav|"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb15.wav|"Love space. Need to go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb16.wav|"Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb17.wav|"Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb18.wav|"So much space. Need to see it all."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb19.wav|"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb20.wav|"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb21.wav|"Please go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb22.wav|"Space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb23.wav|"Wanna go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb24.wav|"(excited gasps)"]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb25.wav|"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb26.wav|"Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb30.wav|"Hey lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb31.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb32.wav|"Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb33.wav|"Hey lady. Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb34.wav|"Hey."]]
*[[Media:Space core babbleb35.wav|"Lady."]]
*[[Media:Space core space01.wav|"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space02.wav|"Space? SPACE!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space03.wav|"I'm in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space04.wav|"I'm in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space05.wav|"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space06.wav|"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."]]
*[[Media:Space core space07.wav|"Getting bored of space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space08.wav|"Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space09.wav|"Are we in space?"]]
*[[Media:Space core space10.wav|"We are?"]]
*[[Media:Space core space11.wav|"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space12.wav|"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space13.wav|"Earth."]]
*[[Media:Space core space14.wav|"Wanna go to earth."]]
*[[Media:Space core space15.wav|"Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."]]
*[[Media:Space core space16.wav|"Wanna go home."]]
*[[Media:Space core space17.wav|"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."]]
*[[Media:Space core space18.wav|"Earth earth earth."]]
*[[Media:Space core space19.wav|"Don't like space. Don't like space."]]
*[[Media:Space core space20.wav|"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."]]
*[[Media:Space core space21.wav|"SPAAACCCCCE!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space22.wav|"SPAAACE!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space23.wav|"YEEEHAAAAAW!"]]
*[[Media:Space core space24.wav|"Ah!"]]


=== Adventure core ===
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble05}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble100}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble102}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble105}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble11}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble14}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble16}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble19}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble20}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble21}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble22}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble24}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble28}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble29}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble31}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble33}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble35}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble36}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble37}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble40}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble42}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble43}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble44}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble45}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble46}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble47}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble48}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble49}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble50}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble51}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble52}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble53}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble54}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble57}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble58}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble59}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble60}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble61}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble62}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble67}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble68}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble70}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble71}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble73}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble83}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble88}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble89}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble90}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble91}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble92}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble93}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble94}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble95}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble98}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babble99}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb01}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb02}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb03}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb04}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb05}}
* {{Voice line|Space core|babbleb06}}
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=== Adventure Core ===
{{See also|Adventure Sphere}}
{{See also|Adventure Sphere}}
[[Image:AdventureCore.png|right|200px|Rick, the Adventure Sphere]]
[[Image:AdventureCore.png|right|200px|Rick, the Adventure Sphere]]


*[[Media:Adventure core babble01.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble01}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble03.wav|"What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble03}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble04.wav|"Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble04}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble05.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble05}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble06.wav|"Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble06}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble07.wav|"Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble07}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble08.wav|"Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble08}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble09.wav|"Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble09}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble29.wav|"Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble10}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble30.wav|"Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble11}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble10.wav|"I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble12}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble11.wav|"I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble13}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble12.wav|"I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble14}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble13.wav|"Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble15}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble14.wav|"All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble16}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble15.wav|"All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble17}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble16.wav|"Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble18}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble17.wav|"How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble19}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble18.wav|"No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble20}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble19.wav|"So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble21}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble20.wav|"Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big.  He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble22}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble21.wav|"'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble23}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble22.wav|"All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble29}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble23.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble30}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement13.wav|"Here, let me put on some adventure music."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement11}}
*[[Media:Adventure core singing01.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement13}}
*[[Media:Adventure core singing02.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|singing01}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement11.wav|"Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|singing02}}


==== "Thorn" easter egg ====
==== "Thorn" Easter Egg ====
*[[Media:Adventure core babble25.wav|"Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core babble26.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."]]
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==== Unused dialog ====
==== Unused Dialog ====
*[[Media:Adventure core babble02.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble02}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble24.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble24}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble27.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble27}}
*[[Media:Adventure core babble28.wav|"Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there?  Cuz it  looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble28}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement01.wav|"Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement01}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement02.wav|"Yeah! Nice!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement02}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement03.wav|"You messed with the wrong woman!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement03}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement04.wav|"Yeah! How'd you like that?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement04}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement05.wav|"How's that taste, pal?"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement05}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement06.wav|"Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement06}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement07.wav|"Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement07}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement08.wav|"You're doing great!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement08}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement09.wav|"Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement09}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement10.wav|"This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement10}}
*[[Media:Adventure core encouragement12.wav|"Shake it off! Shake it off!"]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core factapplicable01.wav|"Pfff. I guess."]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core factapplicable02.wav|"Pff. Whatever."]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse01.wav|"Oh, shut up!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse01}}
*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse02.wav|"Nobody cares, four eyes."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse02}}
*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse03.wav|"If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse03}}
*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse04.wav|"Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse05.wav|"You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse05}}
*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse06.wav|"You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse06}}
*[[Media:Adventure core factresponse07.wav|"Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse01.wav|"Oh shut up!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse01}}
*[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse02.wav|"There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse02}}
*[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse03.wav|"Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"]]
* {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse03}}
*[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse04.wav|"You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."]]
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*[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse05.wav|"'''DAMMIT, WE KNOW!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!! YOU!! IN IT!! WE GET IT!!!'''"]]
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=== Fact core ===
=== Fact Core ===
{{See also|Fact Sphere}}
{{See also|Fact Sphere}}
[[Image:FactCore.png|right|150px|Fact Sphere]]
[[Image:FactCore.png|right|150px|Fact Sphere]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact01.wav|"The situation you are in is very dangerous."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact02.wav|"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact03.wav|"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact04.wav|"You are about to get me killed."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact05.wav|"We will both die because of your negligence."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact06.wav|"This is a bad plan. You will fail."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact07.wav|"He will most likely kill you, violently."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact08.wav|"He will most likely kill you."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact09.wav|"You will be dead soon."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact10.wav|"This situation is hopeless."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact11.wav|"You are going to die in this room."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact12.wav|"You could stand to lose a few pounds."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact13.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact14.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact15.wav|"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact16.wav|"The Fact Sphere is always right."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact17.wav|"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact18.wav|"The Space Sphere will never go to space."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact19.wav|"You will never go into space."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact20.wav|"Fact: Space does not exist."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact21.wav|"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact22.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact23.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact24.wav|"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact25.wav|"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact26.wav|"Twelve. Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve.  Twelve."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact27.wav|"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact28.wav|"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact29.wav|"Error. Error. Error. File not found."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact30.wav|"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact31.wav|"Fact not found."]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact32.wav|"Corruption at 25%"]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact33.wav|"Corruption at 50%"]]
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact34.wav|"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact01.wav|"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact02.wav|"The square root of rope is string."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact03.wav|"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact04.wav|"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact05.wav|"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact06.wav|"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact07.wav|"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact08.wav|"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact09.wav|"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact10.wav|"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact11.wav|"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact12.wav|"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact13.wav|"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact14.wav|"Rats cannot throw up."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact15.wav|"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact16.wav|"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact17.wav|"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact18.wav|"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact19.wav|"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact20.wav|"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact21.wav|"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact22.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact23.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact24.wav|"The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact25.wav|"The billionth digit of Pi is 9."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact26.wav|"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact27.wav|"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact28.wav|"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact29.wav|"Honey does not spoil."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact30.wav|"The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact31.wav|"A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact32.wav|"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact33.wav|"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact34.wav|"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact35.wav|"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact36.wav|"Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact37.wav|"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact38.wav|"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact39.wav|"The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact40.wav|"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact41.wav|"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact42.wav|"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact43.wav|"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact44.wav|"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact46.wav|"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact47.wav|"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact48.wav|"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact49.wav|"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact50.wav|"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact51.wav|"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact52.wav|"Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact53.wav|"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact54.wav|"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact55.wav|"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact56.wav|"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact57.wav|"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact58.wav|"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact59.wav|"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact60.wav|"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact61.wav|"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact62.wav|"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact63.wav|"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact64.wav|"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact65.wav|"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."]]
*[[Media:Fact core fact66.wav|"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."]]


==Poker Night==
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==Poker Night 2 ==
=== Paranoia Core ===
*The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
*The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
*You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
*You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...

Latest revision as of 14:06, 23 April 2024

Here is a list of individual personality core voice lines.

Portal

Curiosity Core

See also: Curiosity Core
Curiosity Core

Intelligence Core

See also: Intelligence Core
Cake Core

Anger Core

See also: Anger Core
Anger Core

If the core is taken near the open incinerator:


Party Escort Bot

See also: Party Escort Bot
Party Escort Bot


Portal 2

Space Core

See also: Space Sphere
Space Sphere

Adventure Core

See also: Adventure Sphere
Rick, the Adventure Sphere
  • "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here, let me put on some adventure music." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

"Thorn" Easter Egg

  • "Don't forget! Thorn! Side!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Dialog

  • "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yeah! Nice!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You messed with the wrong woman!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yeah! How'd you like that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How's that taste, pal?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're doing great!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Shake it off! Shake it off!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pfff. I guess." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pff. Whatever." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, shut up!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nobody cares, four eyes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh shut up!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Fact Core

See also: Fact Sphere
Fact Sphere
  • "The situation you are in is very dangerous." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are about to get me killed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We will both die because of your negligence." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a bad plan. You will fail." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "He will most likely kill you, violently." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "He will most likely kill you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will be dead soon." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This situation is hopeless." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are going to die in this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You could stand to lose a few pounds." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is always right." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Space Sphere will never go to space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will never go into space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fact: Space does not exist." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Error. Error. Error. File not found." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fact not found." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Corruption at 25%" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Corruption at 50%" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dental floss has superb tensile strength." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The square root of rope is string." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Rats cannot throw up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The billionth digit of Pi is 9." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Honey does not spoil." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The average adult body contains half a pound of salt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Poker Night 2

Paranoia Core

  • The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
  • You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
  • Oh no, it's the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
  • At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
  • Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
  • There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
  • The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
  • How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?