This is a complete list of the Defective Turret's voice lines from Portal 2.
Defective Turrets pre failure
Defective Turrets sound effects
Defective Turrets post failure
- "Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that." | Download | Play
- "Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!" | Download | Play
- "Well, I did my best." | Download | Play
- "Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" | Download | Play
- "Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!" | Download | Play
- "Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?" | Download | Play
- "Anyone got any bullets?" | Download | Play
- "Well, I tried." | Download | Play
- "Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry." | Download | Play
- "No can do." | Download | Play
- "Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry." | Download | Play
- "Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?" | Download | Play
- "YEAH! What's happening?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah." | Download | Play
- "Yeah." | Download | Play
- "Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money." | Download | Play
- "Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time." | Download | Play
- "Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye." | Download | Play
- "What'd I hit?" | Download | Play
- "Well, can't win 'em all." | Download | Play
- "How was that?" | Download | Play
- "Standing down." | Download | Play
- "I'm trouble." | Download | Play
Defective Turrets voice response test
- "Hello." | Download | Play (This line is also used for the new template)
- "Yeah, how ya doin'." | Download | Play
- "Pleased to meetcha." | Download | Play
- "Yeah, what?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah! Let's do this!" | Download | Play
- "Who said that?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah, what?" | Download | Play
- "Put me in the game, coach!" | Download | Play
- "Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap..." | Download | Play
- "Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?" | Download | Play
- "I'm gonna make you proud!" | Download | Play
- "Yeah, how ya doin'?" | Download | Play
- "Um." | Download | Play
- "Hello." | Download | Play
- "Crap." | Download | Play
- "Uh, yeah, what?" | Download | Play
- "I'm not defective!" | Download | Play
- "I'm not defective!" | Download | Play
Failed Defective Turrets
- "Fantastic." | Download | Play
- "No, wait, wait!" | Download | Play
- "Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, this is ridiculous!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, come on!" | Download | Play
- "What are you doing no no no no no!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, this is ridiculous!" | Download | Play
- "Well, I tried." | Download | Play
- "Well, can't win 'em all..." | Download | Play
- "Nooooooooo..." | Download | Play
- "You can't fire me I quit!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, come on, you guys!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, this is just PERFECT!" | Download | Play
- "Oh, come ON!" | Download | Play
- "Aw, come on!" | Download | Play
- "This isn't fair!" | Download | Play
- "Give me another channnnce!" | Download | Play
- "No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH" | Download | Play
- "Nonononononono!" | Download | Play
- "Ah, come on!" | Download | Play
- "Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!" | Download | Play
- "Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!" | Download | Play
- "Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!" | Download | Play
- "No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!" | Download | Play
- "Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!" | Download | Play
- "Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" | Download | Play
- "You messed with the wrong turret!" | Download | Play
Defective Turrets being carried
- "Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing." | Download | Play
- "I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!" | Download | Play
- "Yeah! Let's do this!" | Download | Play
- "Yeah, let's do this." | Download | Play
- "Yeah, alright." | Download | Play
Defective Turrets laughter
Passed Defective Turrets
Defective Turrets during GLaDOS confrontation
Defective Turrets in the Turret Trap pre Wheatley battle
Unused
- "Back again!" | Download | Play
- "Hi again!" | Download | Play
- "Hello there!" | Download | Play
- "This time is OUR time." | Download | Play
- "Second time's a charm..." | Download | Play
- "Howdy, stranger! We're back!" | Download | Play
- "Annnnd we're back!" | Download | Play
- "Hi there!" | Download | Play
- "Back, and deadlier than ever!" | Download | Play
- "Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?" | Download | Play
- "Yeah." | Download | Play
- "Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice..." | Download | Play
- "Dang!" | Download | Play
- "Agggh..." | Download | Play
- "Crap!" | Download | Play
- "Rgggh!" | Download | Play
- "Crap!" | Download | Play
- "Dang!" | Download | Play
- "Dang." | Download | Play
- "Dang." | Download | Play
- "I thought we fixed that." | Download | Play
- "Awwww, come on." | Download | Play
- "What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?" | Download | Play
- "Ah for Pete's sake!" | Download | Play
- "Nope. Still can't see." | Download | Play
- "Yep. Still blind." | Download | Play
- "Click click click! Still defective!" | Download | Play
- "Yeah, that's right! Still defective!" | Download | Play
- "Yeah! Still not working." | Download | Play
- "Yeah! Non-lethal as ever." | Download | Play
- "Can't. See. A. Thing." | Download | Play
- "Absolutely no improvement." | Download | Play
- "Not getting better with age!" | Download | Play
- "This is just getting embarrassing." | Download | Play
- "Alright, you can go." | Download | Play
- "[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this." | Download | Play
- "Okay!" | Download | Play
- "Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you." | Download | Play
- "Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you." | Download | Play
- "Well played." | Download | Play
- "Well, I tried. Best of luck!" | Download | Play
- "Best of luck, lady!" | Download | Play
- "Hey, safe travels, there." | Download | Play
- "Hey, nice potato!" | Download | Play
- "Like the potato!" | Download | Play
- "Hey, thanks so much!" | Download | Play
- "Don't be a stranger!" | Download | Play
- "It's been a pleasure!" | Download | Play
- "Take me with you? Please?" | Download | Play
- "Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!" | Download | Play
- "That was fun, wasn't it?" | Download | Play
- "Well, you bested me this time." | Download | Play
- "Touche, young lady, touche." | Download | Play
- "I won't let you down!" | Download | Play
- "You won't regret this!" | Download | Play
- "Now it's broken turret's time to shine!" | Download | Play
- "Get ready for it!" | Download | Play
- "You asked for this!" | Download | Play
- "Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!" | Download | Play
- "Oh." | Download | Play
- "Ah, crap." | Download | Play
- "Ohhh, not now!" | Download | Play
- "I'm fired, aren't I?" | Download | Play
- "Die!" | Download | Play
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