Aperture Desk Job voice lines

This is a complete list of voice lines from Aperture Desk Job.

Announcer / Prison Warden

Prison Warden

"Given that the offender has faithfully observed the rules of the institution, offender has been granted supervised, early release." | Download | Play "Please sign for your possessions. Inmate's possessions are as follows: Desk. One." | Download | Play "Inmate must state their name, print their name, then sign their name." | Download | Play "After the tone, state your name into the desk." | Download | Play "State your name after the tone." | Download | Play "Say your name after the tone." | Download | Play "After the tone, say your name. Out loud." | Download | Play "After the tone, say your name, with your voice, into the desk." | Download | Play If the player takes too long to reply "Parolee has waived their right to state their name. This has been noted in their record. Moving on. Now: Type your name." | Download | Play "[sighing] Moving on. Now type your name." | Download | Play "Type your name." | Download | Play "Type your name into the desk." | Download | Play If the player takes too long to type "Inmate must print their name, then sign their name." | Download | Play After typing a name "Inmate's name is now preserved for the permanent record as:" | Download | Play "Moving on. Now sign your name." | Download | Play "Sign your name." | Download | Play "Sign your name." | Download | Play If the player takes too long to sign "Inmate must sign their name." | Download | Play "Offender must sign name on the same desk used to state name and print name." | Download | Play "As a condition of supervised early release, parolee and desk agree to report within 15 [muffled] days to their parole officer." | Download | Play The following lines are muffled in game "Conditions of parole are as follows." | Download | Play "Parolee and desk must maintain employment at our residence." | Download | Play "Parolee and desk must avoid criminal activity." | Download | Play "Parolee and desk must refrain from destroying warehouses, labratories, or other Aparture-owned or operated facilities." | Download | Play "Parolee and desk must not leave the premises of Aperture without permission from their parole officer." | Download | Play "Desk must participate in community restitution work." | Download | Play "Failure to follow these conditions of parole will result in reincarceration." | Download | Play "'It is never too late to mend.' You are both free to go." | Download | Play

System / Desk Launch Control

System / Desk Launch Control

"Automatic desk launch sequencer engaged." | Download | Play "We are go for launch in:" | Download | Play "Ten..." | Download | Play "Nine..." | Download | Play "Eight..." | Download | Play "Seven..." | Download | Play "Modesty panel set to flight configuration." | Download | Play "Six..." | Download | Play "Five..." | Download | Play "Four..." | Download | Play "Three..." | Download | Play "Two..." | Download | Play "One..." | Download | Play "Ignition." | Download | Play "We have liftoff." | Download | Play "Desk Operator, this is Desk Launch Control wishing you good luck." | Download | Play After killing Cave "Backup power activated." | Download | Play Unused lines "Desk Operator, this is Desk Launch Control" | Download | Play "This is Desk Launch Control wishing you good luck up there." | Download | Play "Solid rocket booster is go." | Download | Play "Zero..." | Download | Play

Cave Johnson

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Grady

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