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*[[Media:Announcer prehub09.wav|" However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub09.wav|" However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub10.wav|" The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three, two, one."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub10.wav|" The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three, two, one."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub11.wav|" Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub11.wav|" Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub12.wav|" If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub12.wav|" If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber08.wav|" Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it."]]
''If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill:''
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber07.wav|" You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub27.wav|" If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub28.wav|" You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub17.wav|" If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub17.wav|" If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub18.wav|" Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub18.wav|" Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub19.wav|" Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub19.wav|" Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub20.wav|" Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub20.wav|" Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub27.wav|" If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub28.wav|" You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub42.wav|" This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]"]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub42.wav|" This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]"]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub43.wav|" At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer prehub43.wav|" At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer prehub44.wav|" We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer prehub44.wav|" We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer prehub46.wav|" If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]"]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub46.wav|" If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]"]]
*[[Media:Announcer sarcasmcore01.wav|" [beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]"]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber02.wav|" If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber02.wav|" If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber03.wav|" Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber03.wav|" Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber04.wav|" To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber04.wav|" To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber05.wav|" Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber05.wav|" Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber06.wav|" Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber06.wav|" Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber07.wav|" You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber09.wav|" Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber08.wav|" Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber09.wav|" Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber10.wav|" This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber10.wav|" This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber11.wav|" You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber11.wav|" You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open."]] (unused)
*[[Media:Announcer sarcasmcore01.wav|" [beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]"]]


*[[Media:Announcer openingsafeguards01.wav|" All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."]]
*[[Media:Announcer openingsafeguards01.wav|" All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."]]
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*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture03.wav|"Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature."]]
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture03.wav|"Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature."]]
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture04.wav|"Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent."]]
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture04.wav|"Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent."]]


==GLaDOS chamber==
==GLaDOS chamber==

Revision as of 00:28, 14 September 2011

This is a complete list of the Announcer's voice lines from Portal 2.

Test chamber announcements

Relaxation Chamber

Test chambers

If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill:


GLaDOS chamber

Final boss

Stalemate announcements

Co-op

Turret factory announcements

Miscellaneous