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Here is a list of individual personality core voice lines.

Portal

Curiosity Core

Intelligence Core

Anger Core

Party Escort Bot

Portal 2

Space Core

Adventure Core

"Thorn" Easter Egg

"Don't forget! Thorn! Side!" | Download | Play
"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head." | Download | Play

Unused Dialog

"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?" | Download | Play
"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space." | Download | Play
"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!" | Download | Play
"Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download | Play
"Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples." | Download | Play
"Yeah! Nice!" | Download | Play
"You messed with the wrong woman!" | Download | Play
"Yeah! How'd you like that?" | Download | Play
"How's that taste, pal?" | Download | Play
"Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!" | Download | Play
"Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science." | Download | Play
"You're doing great!" | Download | Play
"Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!" | Download | Play
"This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!" | Download | Play
"Shake it off! Shake it off!" | Download | Play
"Pfff. I guess." | Download | Play
"Pff. Whatever." | Download | Play
"Oh, shut up!" | Download | Play
"Nobody cares, four eyes." | Download | Play
"If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt." | Download | Play
"Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode." | Download | Play
"You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything." | Download | Play
"You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care." | Download | Play
"Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all." | Download | Play
"Oh shut up!" | Download | Play
"There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!" | Download | Play
"Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!" | Download | Play
"You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire." | Download | Play
"Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!" | Download | Play

Fact Core

See also: Fact Sphere

"The situation you are in is very dangerous." | Download | Play
"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." | Download | Play
"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent." | Download | Play
"You are about to get me killed." | Download | Play
"We will both die because of your negligence." | Download | Play
"This is a bad plan. You will fail." | Download | Play
"He will most likely kill you, violently." | Download | Play
"He will most likely kill you." | Download | Play
"You will be dead soon." | Download | Play
"This situation is hopeless." | Download | Play
"You are going to die in this room." | Download | Play
"You could stand to lose a few pounds." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is always right." | Download | Play
"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward." | Download | Play
"The Space Sphere will never go to space." | Download | Play
"You will never go into space." | Download | Play
"Fact: Space does not exist." | Download | Play
"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends." | Download | Play
"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere." | Download | Play
"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting." | Download | Play
"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve." | Download | Play
"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens." | Download | Play
"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava." | Download | Play
"Error. Error. Error. File not found." | Download | Play
"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found." | Download | Play
"Fact not found." | Download | Play
"Corruption at 25%" | Download | Play
"Corruption at 50%" | Download | Play
"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up." | Download | Play
"Dental floss has superb tensile strength." | Download | Play
"The square root of rope is string." | Download | Play
"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation." | Download | Play
"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis." | Download | Play
"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god." | Download | Play
"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four." | Download | Play
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." | Download | Play
"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain." | Download | Play
"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it." | Download | Play
"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long." | Download | Play
"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead." | Download | Play
"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general." | Download | Play
"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene." | Download | Play
"Rats cannot throw up." | Download | Play
"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes." | Download | Play
"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters." | Download | Play
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats." | Download | Play
"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it." | Download | Play
"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth." | Download | Play
"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years." | Download | Play
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes." | Download | Play
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit." | Download | Play
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." | Download | Play
"The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days." | Download | Play
"The billionth digit of Pi is 9." | Download | Play
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal." | Download | Play
"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds" | Download | Play
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." | Download | Play
"Honey does not spoil." | Download | Play
"The average adult body contains half a pound of salt." | Download | Play
"A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second." | Download | Play
"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats." | Download | Play
"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans." | Download | Play
"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius." | Download | Play
"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath." | Download | Play
"Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century." | Download | Play
"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government." | Download | Play
"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space." | Download | Play
"The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo." | Download | Play
"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute." | Download | Play
"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity." | Download | Play
"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself." | Download | Play
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge." | Download | Play
"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this." | Download | Play
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event." | Download | Play
"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning." | Download | Play
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts." | Download | Play
"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'" | Download | Play
"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans." | Download | Play
"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands." | Download | Play
"Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird." | Download | Play
"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material." | Download | Play
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison." | Download | Play
"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering." | Download | Play
"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." | Download | Play
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." | Download | Play
"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself." | Download | Play
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." | Download | Play
"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium." | Download | Play
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks." | Download | Play
"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice." | Download | Play
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." | Download | Play
"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig." | Download | Play
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." | Download | Play
"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out." | Download | Play

Poker Night 2

Paranoia Core

Since 2008, the World Health Organization has required that every pair of shoes be fitted with aglets that trace our footsteps via satellite.
North Dakota officially seceded from the Union in 1997, but the airplane carrying the paperwork mysteriously disappeared over Lake Michigan, leaving the 39th state in perpetual legal limbo.
Supermarket scanners are used to tag the items we purchase with pheromone markers that can be tracked by specially trained terriers.
John F. Kennedy was killed by a time-travelling magic bullet fired by his older self. The paradox will collapse in 2015.
The Canadian government has been in clandestine talks with the Bigfoot Nation since 1972.
At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named "Steve."
Dane Cook is a 23rd level Freemason.
LOLCats are being used by the Illuminati to communicate via steganography.
Approximately 1 out of every 75 flash mobs is triggered by government-controlled subliminals embedded in televisions disclaimers.
There is a war being fought on the Dark Side of the Moon. We are not winning.
Sudoku puzzles were created to flush out androids living among us.
If you wake up suddenly in the middle of the night, look outside for an unmarked white van. There's probably been a shift change.
King Tut was an ancient astronaut.
Nikolai Tesla was in direct communication with intelligences from another dimension.
There is a hole in Siberia that leads directly to Hell. It's 3 inches wide.
There is a country, officially recognized by the UN, that doesn't appear on the maps. No one seems to notice this.
Paul McCartney was replaced by a surgically-latered double in 1967 after the original Beatle was lost during an ill-fated expedition to Pepperland.
If I suddenly disappear, you can expect an encrypted email of my findings to be sent to our pre-arranged drop box.
I could tell you more, but the walls have ears. And guns.
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm really thinking my thoughts, or if someone else is thinking them for me.
Sorry about the hands, I just have to check you for listening devices.
You weren't followed, were you?
Whatever you do, don't drink the water! Flouride has nanobots!
I think these chips have microchips.
How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?
I don't want to alarm you, but I don't think GLaDOS can be trusted.
Brock Samson thinks he's a spy, but he's really a pawn in a conspiracy stretching across centuries.
Ash Williams is unaware that his great-grandfather was a member of the Illuminati.
There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube deep within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been busy drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
Most of us have met a being from another planet.
Baristas are the first line of secret defense against the armies of nightmare.
The government keeps pennies in circulation to prevent Earthquakes.
Shhh. Did you smell that?
If you can't talk, just blink in morse code.
Most of the situation comedies last year were written by robots.
We've been sending homeless people through time since the 80's.
My dog has been compromised.
The only reason they haven't caught me is because of my special aluminum underwear.
Most casinos are now controlled by ghosts.
I had to drill a hole in my head to remove the tracking device. Then I had to drill a hole in the tracking device to remove ITS tracking device.
I don't think you're ready to hear this.
Today the pizza boy came to my door. But I hadn't ordered any pizza. So now I have to move.
I have Go Kits assembled for eighteen different end-of-the-world scenarios.
My sister gave me a funny look yesterday... I think she may be one of them.
If I ever start acting weird, ask me to do this handshake. If I can't, then I'm a clone.
They're all watching us, aren't they?
The tournament is being controlled by aliens.
Trust no one.
Oh no, it's the puppetmaster! I know too much!
Take me now, before she uses her mind bullets!
You can't send me back! She's planning things man! Big things!
Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaaaaaa- .

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 *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-17}}
 *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-15}} ''- plays when putting the Curiosity Core near the open incinerator.''
-*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-18}} ''- Unused, meant for when it is thrown into the incinerator.''
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-18}} ''- unused, likely meant for when it is thrown into the incinerator.''
 === Intelligence Core ===
@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 [[Image:LogicCore.png|right|150px|Cake Core]]
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-01}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-02}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav|"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-03}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav|"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-04}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav|"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-05}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav|"One and two third cups granulated sugar."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-06}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav|"Two cups all purpose flower."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-07}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav|"Don't forget garnishes such as:"]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-08}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav|"Fish shaped crackers."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-09}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav|"Fish shaped candies."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-10}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav|"Fish shaped solid waste."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-11}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav|"Fish shaped dirt."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-12}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav|"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-13}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav|"Pull and peel licorice."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-14}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav|"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-15}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav|"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-16}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav|"One cup lemon juice."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-17}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav|"Alpha resins."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-18}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav|"Unsaturated polyester resin."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-19}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav|"Fiberglass surface resins."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-20}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav|"And volatile malted milk impoundments."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-21}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav|"Nine large egg yolks."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-22}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav|"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-23}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav|"One cup granulated sugar."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-24}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav|"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-25}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav|"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-26}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav|"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-27}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav|"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-28}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav|"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-29}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav|"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-30}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav|"One large rhubarb."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-31}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav|"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-32}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav|"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-33}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav|"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-34}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav|"Slaughter electric needle injector."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-35}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav|"Cordless electric needle injector."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-36}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav|"Injector needle driver."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-37}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav|"Injector needle gun."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-38}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav|"Cranial caps."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-39}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-40}}
-*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]]
+*{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-41}}
 === Anger Core ===
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 *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.wav|"*yipe*"]]
 *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.wav|"*groan*"]] (unused)
 === Party Escort Bot ===
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 ==Poker Night 2 ==
 === Paranoia Core ===
-*The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
+*Since 2008, the World Health Organization has required that every pair of shoes be fitted with aglets that trace our footsteps via satellite.
-*You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
+*North Dakota officially seceded from the Union in 1997, but the airplane carrying the paperwork mysteriously disappeared over Lake Michigan, leaving the 39th state in perpetual legal limbo.
-*Oh no, it's the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
+*Supermarket scanners are used to tag the items we purchase with pheromone markers that can be tracked by specially trained terriers.
-*At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
+*John F. Kennedy was killed by a time-travelling magic bullet fired by his older self. The paradox will collapse in 2015.
-*Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
+*The Canadian government has been in clandestine talks with the Bigfoot Nation since 1972.
+*At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named "Steve."
+*Dane Cook is a 23rd level Freemason.
+*LOLCats are being used by the Illuminati to communicate via steganography.
+*Approximately 1 out of every 75 flash mobs is triggered by government-controlled subliminals embedded in televisions disclaimers.
+*There is a war being fought on the Dark Side of the Moon. We are not winning.
+*Sudoku puzzles were created to flush out androids living among us.
+*If you wake up suddenly in the middle of the night, look outside for an unmarked white van. There's probably been a shift change.
+*King Tut was an ancient astronaut.
+*Nikolai Tesla was in direct communication with intelligences from another dimension.
+*There is a hole in Siberia that leads directly to Hell. It's 3 inches wide.
+*There is a country, officially recognized by the UN, that doesn't appear on the maps. No one seems to notice this.
+*Paul McCartney was replaced by a surgically-latered double in 1967 after the original Beatle was lost during an ill-fated expedition to Pepperland.
+*If I suddenly disappear, you can expect an encrypted email of my findings to be sent to our pre-arranged drop box.
+*I could tell you more, but the walls have ears. And guns.
+*Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm really thinking my thoughts, or if someone else is thinking them for me.
+*Sorry about the hands, I just have to check you for listening devices.
+*You weren't followed, were you?
+*Whatever you do, don't drink the water! Flouride has nanobots!
+*I think these chips have microchips.
+*How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?
+*I don't want to alarm you, but I don't think GLaDOS can be trusted.
+*Brock Samson thinks he's a spy, but he's really a pawn in a conspiracy stretching across centuries.
+*Ash Williams is unaware that his great-grandfather was a member of the Illuminati.
 *There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
-*The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
+*Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube deep within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
-*How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?
+*The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been busy drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
+*Most of us have met a being from another planet.
+*Baristas are the first line of secret defense against the armies of nightmare.
+*The government keeps pennies in circulation to prevent Earthquakes.
+*Shhh. Did you smell that?
+*If you can't talk, just blink in morse code.
+*Most of the situation comedies last year were written by robots.
+*We've been sending homeless people through time since the 80's.
+*My dog has been compromised.
+*The only reason they haven't caught me is because of my special aluminum underwear.
+*Most casinos are now controlled by ghosts.
+*I had to drill a hole in my head to remove the tracking device. Then I had to drill a hole in the tracking device to remove ITS tracking device.
+*I don't think you're ready to hear this.
+*Today the pizza boy came to my door. But I hadn't ordered any pizza. So now I have to move.
+*I have Go Kits assembled for eighteen different end-of-the-world scenarios.
+*My sister gave me a funny look yesterday... I think she may be one of them.
+*If I ever start acting weird, ask me to do this handshake. If I can't, then I'm a clone.
+*They're all watching us, aren't they?
+*The tournament is being controlled by aliens.
+*Trust no one.
+*Oh no, it's the puppetmaster! I know too much!
+*Take me now, before she uses her mind bullets!
+*You can't send me back! She's planning things man! Big things!
+*Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaaaaaa- .
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Portal

Curiosity Core

Intelligence Core

Anger Core

Party Escort Bot

Portal 2

Space Core

Adventure Core

"Thorn" Easter Egg

Unused Dialog

Fact Core

Poker Night 2

Paranoia Core

Navigation menu

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