User:Tark/Aperture Desk Job responses

This is a complete list of Grady's voice lines from Aperture Desk Job.

Grady

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• "Wait a minute, that's... that's not right..." | Download | Play
• "Oh oh, the turret broke. That was the only one, too." | Download | Play
• "But don't even worry about it, because here's what I've actually been working on." | Download | Play
• "Tadah! Introducing the Mark Two." | Download | Play
• "This is what I spent most of the six months on. It was one month for the first turret, and then like five for this bad boy." | Download | Play
• "Oh man. You got to take my picture with this. The desk should have a camera built into it." | Download | Play
• "Are you taking the picture?"" | Download | Play
• "I'm posing for it right now, this is my posing face, not my regular face." | Download | Play
• "I wasn't sure if you thought I stopped and this was what I just looked like regular." | Download | Play
• "Are you taking the picture? Are you taking the picture?" | Download | Play
• "OK, good. Moment recorded. For all the history books." | Download | Play
• "Now for the fun part: you're gonna take it for a spin." | Download | Play
• "Here, let me turn it around." | Download | Play
• "OK, normally I'd walk you through everything, but I think you get it. Let's just open everything at once and see what happens." | Download | Play
• "Ok, go crazy. All those controls do something." | Download | Play
• "Oh, also some of the crates you're shooting might explode. Don't worry about that." | Download | Play
• "Seriously, go on. You're not gonna break it. I mean, I hope you don't break it, that's the only one." | Download | Play
• "Everything you can see on it shoots something. If it doesn't there's something wrong with it. Even the radar dish shoots, I think." | Download | Play
• "Wow! Right?" | Download | Play
• "Oh, this is great. This thing shoots so good." | Download | Play
• "OK, a part fell off. Keep going, though." | Download | Play
• "Alright, something else fell off. You can still shoot everything else, don't even worry about it." | Download | Play
• "OK, quite a bit's falling off." | Download | Play
• "Keep shooting! You're not doing this, this is a structural engineering problem, it's on me. You're doing great." | Download | Play
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• "I bet it's the glue. I'm 99% convinced of that now, it even looked cheap when I bought it." | Download | Play
• "I remember looking at it like, 'Awwww, spend the extra dollar,' and -- yep. Here we are." | Download | Play
• "It's the buttons that just opened up on the desk. Seriously, this is the best part." | Download | Play
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• "Wow! That -- so some of the stuff I put on there just didn't work. Most of it, like 90% or even higher maybe... but! Some of it worked GREAT! So all we have to do is keep the great stuff and then we can--" | Download | Play
• "So... OK, that's the police." | Download | Play
• "o. One of us... needs to streamline this turret, right? And one of us... needs to take the fall for shooting up the warehouse." | Download | Play
• "Because they're -- this is a lot of damage, they're gonna look into this." | Download | Play
• "Which job -- which job do you want? How about I fix the turret, and you take -- yeah, I'll do that part." | Download | Play
• "Remember, if anyone asks, you don't know me! OK? Don't say anything!" | Download | Play
• "Hey. I mean... Wow!...You are the best. Thanks for keeping your mouth shut and doing your time." | Download | Play
• "I mean, it was way more time than either of us were expecting. I don't know what was in those boxes we blew up. But they were -- wow, were they mad." | Download | Play
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• "Uh oh." | Download | Play
• "I think I put the wrong tape in. Hold on..." | Download | Play
• "OK, Here we go." | Download | Play
• "They don't give out overalls anymore." | Download | Play
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• "My name's Grady, you can call me that. I mean, let's do introductions later, you should really already be... honestly I'm surprised you're not fired already." | Download | Play
• "Anyway, just remember: the important thing is to have fun. On your own time, before you come in. Otherwise it's just... it's real bad here... It's fine. You'll probably be fine." | Download | Play
• "Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.' That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job." | Download | Play
• "Dadgumit. I left the volume down. Hold on." | Download | Play
• "[exhales] OK. Good. You heard the important part." | Download | Play
• "Wait wait. Hold on." | Download | Play
• "Have they ALL been smoking?" | Download | Play
• "You know what? It's not our job to test if the toilet's on fire, right? Just do your regular thing like normal, move it down the line, and then it's somebody else's problem." | Download | Play
• "Is the fired light -- it's not on, is it? I don't even want to look." | Download | Play
• "OK, good. You're not fired." | Download | Play
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• "I don't wanna have to fire you, But it's my job, you know?" | Download | Play
• "I mean... alright, it's the light's job. But it's MY job to do what the light says, alright? I don't get a vote." | Download | Play
• "You think your job's bad? I mean... Your job is bad. It's the worst job at the company, way worse than mine. I shouldn't have made it sound like we were competing." | Download | Play
• "Do you have a wife? Or a husband? Are they nice?" | Download | Play
• "Can I come visit some time? That'd be cool." | Download | Play
• "I don't know if you have management rails at your place, I need those to get around." | Download | Play
• "Oh, wait. I guess we'd need to build a management rail to your house too. Wow, that's a lot. Probably easier to bring whoever it is you're married to here. I mean, assuming you're married." | Download | Play
• "Good, that works. Keep going, let's get it out of here." | Download | Play
• "Yeah, keep going, keep going." | Download | Play
• "Let's just get it out of here." | Download | Play
• "You are doing great. Keep going." | Download | Play
• "Perfect, perfect perfect. Keep going, keep going." | Download | Play
• "It flushes, let's keep it rolling!" | Download | Play
• "Great. Keep going!" | Download | Play
• "You're doing real good. Keep going." | Download | Play
• "Are you doing that? Hold on, let me take a look." | Download | Play
• "Do you hear that? Hold on, let me take a look." | Download | Play
• "Yeah, keep testing it. I think there's a jam in here." | Download | Play
• "Keep testing it." | Download | Play
• "Hey, could you test it again? I'm gonna watch and see what happens." | Download | Play
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• "Whup!" | Download | Play
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• "Can you get me out of here, please? Thank you." | Download | Play
• "Can you get me out of here please?" | Download | Play
• "Are you pressing something? Try pressing something." | Download | Play
• "Just try... just try it. Just press something." | Download | Play
• "For the record, I'm not claustrophobic, I just don't want to be in here. I think that's completely reasonable." | Download | Play
• "Also, keep an eye on that fired light. If it goes on I need to know." | Download | Play
• "Nope. I'm just wet now." | Download | Play
• "So. I am made of metal. I mean, this is like you're just spraying me with acid." | Download | Play
• "I know you probably don't realize this? But... you just keep spraying me with this water." | Download | Play
• "I think that's... all that button does is open and close the lid." | Download | Play
• "Because the lid keeps hitting me in the back of the head. That's how I know what that button does. And also why I'm pointing it out." | Download | Play
• "Yeah. I mean, this is what that button does. It's not gonna start doing something else." | Download | Play
• "Are you... What is your plan? Is your plan to just push me out the other end? Because I don't... it's not working." | Download | Play
• "OK OK, I get it, it is funny, it's hilarious. But it's also crushing me to death." | Download | Play
• "No. No, that's just pushing me deeper in." | Download | Play
• "Please stop, please stop stop stop stop please stop..." | Download | Play
• "I'm gonna be... just stop it. No, I'm gonna be real sick." | Download | Play
• "I'm gonna be so sick, dude. Just stop it. Stop it." | Download | Play
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• "Nope." | Download | Play
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• "Not that button." | Download | Play
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• "Alright, yeah, that's not working." | Download | Play
• "Definitely not that one. Just another button." | Download | Play
• "I mean.. you know what you're doing, but I just... don't think that's the right button." | Download | Play
• "You keep pressing that one button. I don't think that's the right button." | Download | Play
• "That's it! That's it! Hold the button down!" | Download | Play
• "Hold that button down, that was it!" | Download | Play
• "It's working! Keep pressing the button!" | Download | Play
• "It's working!" | Download | Play
• "It's working! Keep doing that!" | Download | Play
• "Yes! That! Keep doing that!" | Download | Play
• "Aaah!" | Download | Play
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• "I got an idea: Test it and get it out of here!" | Download | Play
• "Whoa!" | Download | Play
• "So... first off: I think we are in a lot of trouble here. Now: I also think we're going to be rich, because I think you just invented something!" | Download | Play
• "OK. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna go work on this. In secret. Just... You go back and pretend to go back to work. Right? Like, it's gotta look good. I mean, just pretend the most you've ever... You know what, just go back to work actually. Yeah that works." | Download | Play
• "I'll be back!" | Download | Play
• "Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.'" | Download | Play
• "That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job." | Download | Play
• "Good luck!" | Download | Play
• "Hey... I'm back! Yeah! I'm back! Uh, first off: You did awesome pretending to calibrate all those toilets. The best." | Download | Play
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• "Alright, are you ready for this? Pressssssenting..." | Download | Play
• "Presennnnnnting... pressthebutton..." | Download | Play
• "Presennnnnnting... pressthebutton,pressthebutton..." | Download | Play
• "Pressthebutton... pressthebutton... you're not pressing the button..." | Download | Play
• "You're not pressing the button, press the button... I mean, this is good, it's so good, but..." | Download | Play
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• "...presenting the Aperture Science Turret!" | Download | Play
• "Go on! Take it for a spin!" | Download | Play
• "The controls are right there on your desk." | Download | Play
• "I mean, right... the controls are right there." | Download | Play
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• "Go ahead and just... yeah, there you go... Just ease into it. No pressure." | Download | Play
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• "It's the buttons that just opened up on the desk. Seriously, this is the best part." | Download | Play
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• "Aw, you gotta have the wings open, or it just shoots all its insides out. You know, I should have made that more clear. It's fine. It's fine." | Download | Play
• "Shooting! You know what though? I mean, you're definitely gonna kill yourself with it pointed at you like that, so let me turn it around." | Download | Play
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• "Shoot again, don't worry, it's safe. This time. This time it's safe, last time it wasn't, you almost died." | Download | Play
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See also

• Aperture Desk Job voice lines
• Cave Johnson voice lines (Aperture Desk Job)