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* {{Spoiler|"The moral of the story is, all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows."}}

===== Test Chamber 06 =====

* "Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work."

* {{Spoiler|"It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She's not ''afraid'' of me."}}

* {{Spoiler|"But don't worry. I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show her we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you."}}

===== Test Chamber 06 =====

* {{Spoiler|"Mission accomplished. Now ''she'' knows ''we're'' not afraid of her either."}}

* {{Spoiler|"That was just to get he scheming juices flowing."}}

* {{Spoiler|"Here's the real scheme: I'm going to turn ''you'' into killing machines."}}

* {{Spoiler|"So you can murder her."}}

===== Test Chamber 07 =====

* {{Spoiler|"Let's see... (pages turning) 'Turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... Ah!"}}

* {{Spoiler|"(clears 'throat') 'How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.'"}}

* {{Spoiler|"Wait. That doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median height of seven feet five inches, and I am aware of it."}}

* {{Spoiler|"'Test subject, I've been told that your mother--'"}}

* {{Spoiler|"Mmm. Well that's just disgusting. (pages turning) Do the training while I look at this."}}

''Specific death responses:''

* {{Spoiler|"'Don't you die on me.'"}}

* {{Spoiler|"'No guts, no glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate."}}

* {{Spoiler|"'Remember: If you can dream it, you can--' Oh, for God's sake."}}

~~===== Test Chamber 07 =====~~

* {{Spoiler|"Okay, killing machines: Look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: it's still marshmallow."}}

===== Test Chamber 08 =====

* {{Spoiler|"I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am ''positive'' that these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them."}}

* {{Spoiler|"Think about that: She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course, but I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference."}}

* {{Spoiler|"These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side, thanks for nothing."}}

===== Test Chamber 09 =====

* {{Spoiler|"She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you this time. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations."}}

* {{Spoiler|"This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber."}}

* {{Spoiler|"The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill-- She turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!"}}

===== ~~General death~~ responses =====

* {{Spoiler|"Your move, Mystery Wom-- She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!"}}

* {{Spoiler|"Ahhhhh."}}

* {{Spoiler|"To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force."}}

* {{Spoiler|"I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. But basically accurate. Though probably counter-productive."}} ''(unused)''

* {{Spoiler|"Well. That concludes the motivational speech."}}

* {{Spoiler|"Go get her."}}

===== Death responses =====

* "The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it."

* "Remember, these exhibits are interactive, like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with real acid, like in a well-funded children's museum."

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* "Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time."

* {{Spoiler|"Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy. We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid."}}

* {{Spoiler|"By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point."}}

* "I appreciate what you're doing: going for a laugh to keep spirits high. But I think the time for death-based slapstick is over."

* "Perhaps I haven't made myself clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one. For all of us. If you don't get better at this, fast."

* "Pull yourselves together. This training is for your own benefit."

* "How brave of you. You know the reassembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it."

* "Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. {{Spoiler|The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the mad woman planning to kill all of us.}}"

* {{Spoiler|"I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing ''her''."}}

* {{Spoiler|"I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy."}}

* {{Spoiler|"Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently."}}

* {{Spoiler|"I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. Killing-each-other machines, but still."}}

=== Unused/alternate lines ===

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 * {{Spoiler|"The moral of the story is, all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows."}}
+===== Test Chamber 06 =====
+* "Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work."
+* {{Spoiler|"It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She's not ''afraid'' of me."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"But don't worry. I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show her we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you."}}
-===== Test Chamber 06 =====
+* {{Spoiler|"Mission accomplished. Now ''she'' knows ''we're'' not afraid of her either."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"That was just to get he scheming juices flowing."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Here's the real scheme: I'm going to turn ''you'' into killing machines."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"So you can murder her."}}
+===== Test Chamber 07 =====
+* {{Spoiler|"Let's see... (pages turning) 'Turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... Ah!"}}
+* {{Spoiler|"(clears 'throat') 'How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.'"}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Wait. That doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median height of seven feet five inches, and I am aware of it."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"'Test subject, I've been told that your mother--'"}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Mmm. Well that's just disgusting. (pages turning) Do the training while I look at this."}}
+''Specific death responses:''
+* {{Spoiler|"'Don't you die on me.'"}}
+* {{Spoiler|"'No guts, no glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"'Remember: If you can dream it, you can--' Oh, for God's sake."}}
-===== Test Chamber 07 =====
+* {{Spoiler|"Okay, killing machines: Look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: it's still marshmallow."}}
 ===== Test Chamber 08 =====
+* {{Spoiler|"I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am ''positive'' that these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Think about that: She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course, but I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side, thanks for nothing."}}
 ===== Test Chamber 09 =====
+* {{Spoiler|"She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you this time. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill-- She turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!"}}
-===== General death responses =====
+* {{Spoiler|"Your move, Mystery Wom-- She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!"}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Ahhhhh."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. But basically accurate. Though probably counter-productive."}} ''(unused)''
+* {{Spoiler|"Well. That concludes the motivational speech."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Go get her."}}
+===== Death responses =====
 * "The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it."
 * "Remember, these exhibits are interactive, like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with real acid, like in a well-funded children's museum."
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 * "Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time."
+* {{Spoiler|"Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy. We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point."}}
+* "I appreciate what you're doing: going for a laugh to keep spirits high. But I think the time for death-based slapstick is over."
+* "Perhaps I haven't made myself clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one. For all of us. If you don't get better at this, fast."
+* "Pull yourselves together. This training is for your own benefit."
+* "How brave of you. You know the reassembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it."
+* "Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. {{Spoiler|The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the mad woman planning to kill all of us.}}"
+* {{Spoiler|"I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing ''her''."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently."}}
+* {{Spoiler|"I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. Killing-each-other machines, but still."}}
 === Unused/alternate lines ===