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{{Cleanup|Co-op voice lines could be re-ordered to be more chronological. I know this text isn't visible in the template, but I think that's what needs to happen.}}
This is a complete list of [[GLaDOS]]' voice lines from ''[[Portal]]'', ''[[Portal 2]]'', and other works.


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== Portal ==
{{See also|Portal}}


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=== Introduction ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-4}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-5}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-6}} ''(translated to "Please refrain from many fail because of failure thanks")''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 entry-7}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 success-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 success-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part1 success-3}}


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''If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic crate vaporized in emancipation grid-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic crate vaporized in emancipation grid-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part2 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|00 part2 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 entry-2}}


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=== Receiving the Handheld Portal Device ===
{{See also|Handheld Portal Device}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-4}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-5}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-6}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-7}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part1 get portal gun-8}}


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=== Test Chambers 03-05 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part2 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|01 part2 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part1 entry-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part1 success-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part1 success-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part2 success-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|02 part2 success-2}}


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''If the player manages to trap themselves:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag01-1}}


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=== Test Chambers 06-08 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|03 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|03 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|03 part1 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|03 part2 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|03 part2 platform activated-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|04 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|04 part1 success-1}}


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=== Test Chambers 09-11 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 entry-2}}


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''During the level:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 nag1-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 nag2-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 nag3-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 nag4-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 nag5-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|05 part1 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|06 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|06 part1 success 1-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|06 part1 success 2-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 entry-3}}


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''If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet emitter area''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 trapped-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 trapped-2}}


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=== Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device ===


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 get device component-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 get device component-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 get device component-3}}


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=== Test Chambers 12-16 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part2 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part2 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 entry-3}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 success-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 success-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|09 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|09 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|09 part1 success-1}}


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''If the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber 13 and/or 14:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 trapped-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 trapped-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|10 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|10 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|10 part1 entry-3}}


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''If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 trapped-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|07 part1 trapped-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|10 part1 success-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|11 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|11 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|11 part1 entry-3}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|11 part1 success-1}}


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=== Test Chamber 17 ===


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 entry-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 pickup-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 middle-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 middle-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 middle-2b-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 middle-2b-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 end-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 end-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 end-3}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-4}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-5}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-6}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 euthanized-1}}


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=== Test Chamber 18 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|14 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|14 part1 entry-2}}


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''If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic crate lost-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic crate lost-2}}


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''If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 trapped-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|08 part1 trapped-2}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|14 part1 end-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|14 part1 end-2}}


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=== Test Chamber 19 ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 entry-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 entry-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 entry-3}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 into the fire-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 into the fire-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 into the fire-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 into the fire-4}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 into the fire-5}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-4}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-5}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-6}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 Partyspeech-7}}


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=== During escape ===
==== Part 1 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag01-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag02-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag03-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag01-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag04-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag05-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag07-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 03}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag15-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag16-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag17-1}}


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==== Part 2 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag07-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag08-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag09-1}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 01}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape nags 07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape nags 08}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 03}}


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* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag11-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag12-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag10-1}}


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* [[Media:GLaDOS_escape_00_part3_nag01-1.wav|"Okay. I am going to kill you now."]] (the sound file only exists in the Portal beta)
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag07-1}} (goes randomly either heard or unheard in the normal game because the audio starts before the speaker is enabled)
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag08-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag09-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag10-1}}
 
==== Part 3 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag01-1}} (This is also heard if the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber 05)
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag02-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 06}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part2 nag03-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part2 nag01-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part2 nag02-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag05-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag06-1}}
 
=== On destroying a security camera ===
 
''In order, for the first three cameras destroyed:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic security camera destroyed-2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic security camera destroyed-3}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic security camera destroyed-4}}
 
''For further destroyed cameras:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic security camera destroyed-5}}
 
''The following line is intended to play when all 33 cameras required for the Camera Shy [[achievement]] are destroyed. However, due to a programming error, this only happens if the player avoids destroying any cameras while GLaDOS is talking.''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|generic security camera destroyed-1}}
 
=== Final battle ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 entry-00}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 entry-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 entry-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 entry-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 entry-04}}
 
''([[Morality Core]] drops to the ground)''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredrop1-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredrop1-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredrop1-03}} (the English captions add ''"with the sphere, cycle through these:"'')
 
''When the player picks up the morality core''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-10}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-15}}
* (repeats "I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.")
 
==== First core destroyed ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-03}} (the English captions include the description ''"[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"'')
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-06}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-10}}
 
 
''The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-08}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-05}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-06}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-09}} (unused)
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-17}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-20}}
 
 
* ''Upon destroying of the second, third and fourth cores, this will sound:'' [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_Death_Scream.wav|"*scream*"]]
 
==== Second core destroyed ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-26}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-27}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-05}}
 
 
 
==== Third core destroyed ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-13}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy3-07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-01}} (unused, the captions add ''"[PAIN LAUGHTER]"'')
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy4-11}}
 
=== Unused lines/alternate delivery ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-7}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|13 part1 endnag-8}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 partyfinalstop-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|15 part1 partyreminder-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag06-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag13-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 00 part1 nag14-1}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 death nag01-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 first hit nag01-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 first hit nag03-1}}
 
 
''In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag03-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag04-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag11-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 part1 nag12-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 second hit nag01-1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 01 second hit nag02-1}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|post escape bridge 09}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spherenag1-12}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 miscbabble-02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-ancillary1}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy1-ancillary2}}
 
* ''Alternate version of'' [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_ballhitpain-02.wav|"[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"]] ''(subtitled as "[PAIN NOISE]")''
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|escape 02 spheredestroy2-00}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|File deleted}}
 
== Portal 2 ==
{{See also|Portal 2}}
 
=== Single-player lines ===
 
=== Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call ===
==== GLaDOS Reawakening ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|chellgladoswakeup01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|chellgladoswakeup04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|chellgladoswakeup05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|chellgladoswakeup06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|wakeup_outro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|wakeup_outro02}}
 
==== Incinerator/Portal Gun ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_18}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_intro1_found01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_08}}
** {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_intro1_found05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_intro1_found06}}
** {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_intro1_found07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_intro1_found08}}
 
=== Chapter 2: The Cold Boot ===
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 1 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 2 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 3 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 4 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_over_goo_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_over_goo_completion01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc12}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 5 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|faith_plate_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_catapult01}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 6 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_intro_completion01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_trust_fling_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_trust_fling_entry02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_trust_fling01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_trust_fling02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_trust_fling03}}
 
 
''If the player picks up a trash item''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_trust_fling04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|faithplategarbage06}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_trust_fling06}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 7 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fizzlecube01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fizzlecube03}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fizzlecube05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fizzlecube06}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings02}}
 
 
''If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02}}
 
 
''If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings06}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 8 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_fizzler_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_fizzler_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_fizzler_intro05}}
**Slowed-down version:
**:[[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking people's hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."]]<ref>''{{w|Moby-Dick}}'', chapter 1.</ref>
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_fizzler_intro06}}
 
=== Chapter 3: The Return===
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 9 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 10 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_ricochet01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc27}}<br />
''If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:''<br />
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_future_starter01}} (This line is not processed)
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 11 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bridge_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bridge_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bridge_intro04}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 12 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc19}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 13 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|turret_intro01}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 14 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc23}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 15 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_turret_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_turret_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc30}}<br />
''If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:''<br />
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 16 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc31}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc24}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 17 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc39}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc33}}
 
=== Chapter 4: The Surprise ===
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 18 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc34}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc35}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc41}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_column_blocker01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_column_blocker03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_column_blocker04}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 19 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_column_blocker05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_dilemma01}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 20 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|a2_triple_laser01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|a2_triple_laser02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|a2_triple_laser03}}
 
==== GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bts1_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreakfaketest01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreakfaketest03}}
** {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreakfaketest05}}
 
=== Chapter 5: The Escape ===
==== GLaDOS' Chamber ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbrvtrap02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbrvtrap03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbrvtrap05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbturrets01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgb_trap08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_pre09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_core02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_core01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_core03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_core04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer11}}
 
''If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer17}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbwheatleytransfer03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbgladostransfer15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_confused04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_emotion_no01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_emotion_no02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_emotion_no03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_defiance16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_fgb_confrontation19}}
 
=== Chapter 6: The Fall ===
==== The Fall ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_longfall_speech03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15}}
 
==== Old Aperture Office bird nest ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_intro12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01}}
 
=== Chapter 7: The Reunion ===
==== First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber  ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a3_wakeupb03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_remembering_caroline03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_portrait01}}
 
==== Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_hearcave_b01}}
 
==== End of Propulsion Gel testing ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_caroline_ohmygod02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_caroline_ohmygod04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_caroline_ohmygod08}}
 
==== After first Conversion Gel encounter ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_see_bird01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_see_bird02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_see_bird03}}
 
==== Cave Johnson Lemon Speech ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12}}
 
==== Test after Lemon Speech ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07}}
 
==== Gel connection area ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06}}
** {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_paradoxinception06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10}}
 
=== Chapter 8: The Itch ===
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Frankenturrets|Frankenturrets]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_recaptureleadin02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_paradox01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 1|Wheatley Test Chamber 1]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_newtests05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 2|Wheatley Test Chamber 2]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_pickups08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 3|Wheatley Test Chamber 3]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_arttherapysupertests09}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 4|Wheatley Test Chamber 4]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_nothing01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 5|Wheatley Test Chamber 5]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 6|Wheatley Test Chamber 6]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 11|Wheatley Test Chamber 11]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_misc_resistance02}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 12|Wheatley Test Chamber 12]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 15|Wheatley Test Chamber 15]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_wegetit01}}
 
==== [[Portal 2 Chapter 8 Test Chamber 16|Wheatley Test Chamber 16]] ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_newtests07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_newtests08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_newtests09}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_happy01}}
 
=== Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You ===
==== Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_wheatleys_trap01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_wheatleys_trap02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_wheatleys_trap05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02}}
 
==== That Part ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01}}
 
==== Turret Trap ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01}}
 
==== Bombs intro ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04}}
 
==== Pre-lair ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09}}
 
==== Corrupted Cores ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05}}
 
==== Pre-final battle ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_a4_newrevenge01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11}}
 
==== Final Battle ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15}}
 
==== Stalemate Button ====
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07}}
 
==== Space ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|moonportalpush02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|moonportalpush04}}
 
==== Ending lines ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epiloguekillyou02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue29}}
 
=== Co-op lines ===
====Calibration course====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_intro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro15}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro16}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_intro17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_pingtool01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_pingtool02}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_pingtool03}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_pingtool06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_pingtool07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun10}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun11}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_get_gun13}}{{cite}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_calibration05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_callibrationcomplete01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_callibrationcomplete02}}
 
====Hub (CinTech)====
''These voice lines are only spoken if both players have not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the [[Announcer]] speaks.''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track05}} (pronounced as "sintech")
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track16}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return01a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return02a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return03a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return04a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return05a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hub_return06a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_hubreturn11}}
 
''Upon first-time-unlocking of course 4''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|hub04_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|hub04_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|hub04_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|hub04_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|hub04_05}}
 
''Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death21}}
 
''Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along06}}
 
====Course 1: Team Building====
Test chamber 01:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop doors01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop doors02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop doors03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop numbers15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop competition01}}
 
Test chamber 02:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop race 2start01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop race 2start02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop numbers15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop test chamber both08}}
 
Test chamber 03:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop competition10}}
 
''While destroying turrets:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_201}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_202}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_203}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop test chamber both02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop test chamber both15}}
 
Test chamber 04:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop hub track09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop test chamber both09 01}}
 
Crushing deaths:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06}}
Finish:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop laser 207}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_209}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_210}}
 
Test chamber 05:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop competition02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop competition03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop competition04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop numbers15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop scoring03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop test chamber both12}}
 
Test chamber 06:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop teambtsstart01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop teambtsstart02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop teambtsstart03}}
 
Taunting during the course:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt23}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop radarroomend}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop hub track02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop hub track03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop hub track04}}
 
====Course 2: Mass and Velocity====
Test chamber 01:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3start01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3start02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3start03}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3end01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3end02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3end03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 3end04}}
 
Test chamber 02:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainstart01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainstart02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainstart03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainstart04}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling 1end03}}
 
Test chamber 03:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop come alongstart01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop come alongstart02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop come alongstart03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop come alongstart04}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop come along06}}
 
Test chamber 04:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainend01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainend02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainend03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop infinifling trainend04}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|multiple spheres01}}
 
Test chamber 05:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotstay01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotstay02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotstay03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotstay04}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop catapult 1end01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop catapult 1end02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop catapult 1end03}}
 
Test chamber 06:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotperfect01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotperfect02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotperfect03}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidenceoff01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidenceoff02}}
 
Test chamber 07:
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotslow01}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotslow02}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotslow03}}
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop confidencenotslow04 01}}
 
* {{voice line|GLaDOS|mp coop fling crushersend01}}
 
Test chamber 08:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fan02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fan03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fan04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fanend01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fanend02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fanend03}} ''(The last part is cut off by the level transition.)''
 
====Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces====
Test chamber 01:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacletrait01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacletrait02}}
 
Test chamber 02:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_ball01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro04}}
 
Test chamber 03:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors05_alt}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06}}
 
Test chamber 04:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block03}}
 
Test chamber 05:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_201}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03}}
 
Test chamber 06:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_2}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_walls04}}
 
Test chamber 07:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacle01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacle03_alt}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_ball02}}
 
Test chamber 08:
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_501}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_502}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_503}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_504}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt15}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both33}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both22}}
 
====Course 4: Excursion Funnels====
''Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_privatetalk_both01}} (heard only by Atlas)
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_privatetalk_mix01}} (heard only by P-body)
 
''Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_privatetalk_mix04}} (heard only by Atlas)
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_privatetalk_both04}} (heard only by P-body)
 
''Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge26}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge30}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge32}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge33}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge34}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge35}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge36}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge39}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge44}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge45}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge46}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge47}}
====Course 5: Mobility Gels====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along10}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_red_racer02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro65}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro67}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_red_racer01}}
 
 
====Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_nameblue}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_nameorange}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_numbers18}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_scoring01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_scoring02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_scoring03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_scoring06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_scoring07}}
====Co-op Credits test subject analysis====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits26}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits27}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits28}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits29}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits30}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits31}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits32}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits33}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits34}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits35}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits36}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits37}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits38}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits39}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits40}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits41}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits42}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits43}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits44}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits45}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits46}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits47}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits48}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits49}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits50}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits51}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits52}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits53}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits54}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits55}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits56}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits57}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits58}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits59}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits60}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits61}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits62}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits63}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits64}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits65}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits66}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits67}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits68}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits69}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits70}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits71}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits72}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits73}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits74}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits75}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits76}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits77}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits79}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits80}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits81}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits82}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits83}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits84}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits85}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits86}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits87}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits88}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits89}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits90}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits91}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits92}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits93}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_credits94}}
====Death responses====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death26}}
''Upon dying in the Hub:''
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_death21}}
 
====Generic responses (sorting needed)====
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|anti_taunt15}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_competition13}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_tubethree01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_tubethree02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_tubetwo01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_hub_track11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_laugh01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_misc10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_misc12}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_talk_at_once11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_talk_at_once12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_blue03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_blue06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both15}}
 
 
''Upon completion of a final level in a course'' <!-- Find out what it is -->
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both33}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_both37}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_orange03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_test_chamber_orange06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_vault_interruption09}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_1end01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_1end02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_1end03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_2}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_201}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_along04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_along06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_alongstart01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_alongstart02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_alongstart03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_come_alongstart04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotslow01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotslow02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotslow03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotslow04_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotstay01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotstay02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotstay03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidencenotstay04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidenceoff01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidenceoff02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidenceoff03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_confidenceoff04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors01a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors02a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors04a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors05_alt}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_doors05a}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_1end01_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_1end03}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3end01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3end02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3end03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3end04}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3start01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3start02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_3start03}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_crushers01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_crushers02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_crushersend01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_fling_crushersend03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04}}
 
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_laser_crusher01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacle01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacle03_alt}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacletrait01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_obstacletrait02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridge01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridge02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_come_along11}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_redirect01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_redirect04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_redirect06}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_redirect07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_redirect08}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_walljumps01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_walljumps02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_paint_walljumps04}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_race_2start01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_race_2start02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_radarroomend}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startdeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startdeath02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startdeath03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startdeath04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startdeath05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startend01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_startend02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end09}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_end15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_maze01}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_maze02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_maze03}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_maze05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_teambtsstart01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_teambtsstart02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_teambtsstart03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_ball01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_ball02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_wall01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_turret_walls04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_501}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_502}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_503}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_504}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_5end01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_5end02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_block04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_coop_wall_intro08}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_humanresources01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_humanresources03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_humanresources04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge16_alt}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge22}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfuge_misc16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_blue01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_blue02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_blue03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_blue04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_orange02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_orange03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_orange06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_subterfugedeath_orange08}}
 
==== To Gesturing Bots ====
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|mp_taunts06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|multiple_spheres01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_big_wave01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_big_wave02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_big_wave05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_big_wave06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_big_wave07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_cannonball01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_cannonball02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_cannonball03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_highfive01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_highfive03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_highfive04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_laugh01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_laugh02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_laugh03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_laugh05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_laugh06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_robot_arm_ripple06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_rockpaperscissors01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave_portalgun01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave_portalgun02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_small_wave_portalgun03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_somersault01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_somersault02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_somersault03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_splits01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_splits02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_splits03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamhug01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamhug02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamhug03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamtease01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamtease02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamtease03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_teamtease04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_trickfire_handstand01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_trickfire_handstand02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_trickfire_handstand03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_trickfire_handstand04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|taunt_trickfire_handstand05}}
 
====Art Therapy course====
===== Test Chamber 01 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05}}}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09}}}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03}}
 
===== Test Chamber 02 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01}}
 
===== Test Chamber 03 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02}}
 
===== Test Chamber 04 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07}}
 
===== Test Chamber 05 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14}}}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07}}}}
 
===== Test Chamber 06 =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04}}}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04}}}}
 
===== Test Chamber 07 =====
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05}}}}
 
 
''Specific death responses:''
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04}}}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01}}}}
 
===== Test Chamber 08 =====
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03}}}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01}}}}
 
===== Test Chamber 09 =====
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler|"Ahhhhh."}}
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03}}}} ''(unused)''
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07}}}}
 
* {{Spoiler|"Oh. My. God."}}
* {{Spoiler|"IT'S THE BIRD! RUN!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"I have no plan for this! Abort! Forget your training! Run!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"What are you doing? Why are you not running?"}}
* {{Spoiler|"Get back! She's at the controls!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!"}}
 
* {{Spoiler|"Auuugh! Oh my god. Abort. Mission abort. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"I warned you! Mission abort! Retreat!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"Oh god! We've lost! It's over!}}
 
* {{Spoiler|"Ahhhhh."}}
* {{Spoiler|"That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."}}
* {{Spoiler|"You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable--"}}
* {{Spoiler|"OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait. I have a better idea."}}
 
* {{Spoiler|"Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault."}}
* {{Spoiler|"You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks."}}
* {{Spoiler|"I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."}}
* {{Spoiler|"Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmall-- Oh!"}}
* {{Spoiler|"No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?"}}
* {{Spoiler|"Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks."}}
* {{Spoiler|"You're little killing machines, aren't you? Yes."}}
* {{Spoiler|"Go to sleep, my little killers."}}
* {{Spoiler|"Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow."}}
 
===== Death responses =====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1 mp coop art death acid01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1 mp coop art death acid02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1 mp coop art death acid04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1 mp coop art death acid05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1 mp coop art death acid06}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04}}}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02}}}}
 
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10}}}}
 
 
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05}}}}
* {{Spoiler| {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07}}}}
 
=== Unused/alternate lines ===
====Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02}}
 
====Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_incinerator_01_15}} ''Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.''
 
====Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01}}
 
====Chapter 2: Test Chamber 7 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_pit_flings01}}
 
====Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02}}
 
====Chapter 3: Test Chamber 14 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01}}
 
====Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02}}
 
==== Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|jailbreak13}}
 
==== Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_lonely02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_meetup11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_postpickup05}}
 
==== Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1 ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_recaptureleadin01}}
 
==== Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|potatos_cooprobotintro02}}
 
==== Chapter 9: Ending lines ====
* {{Spoiler|{{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue07}}}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|epilogue28}}
 
==== "Evil again" samples ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|evilagainsamples01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|evilagainsamples03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|evilagainsamples04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|evilagainsamples05}}
 
==== Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines ====
(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub26}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub27}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub28}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub29}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub30}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub32}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub34}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub35}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub36}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub47}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub48}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub55}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|prehub56}}
 
==== Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines  ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|fgbwheatleyentrance10}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_pre13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_pre14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_pre16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_pre18}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|gladosbattle_xfer03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|lift_interlude01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_box_over_goo01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_box_over_goo04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_bridge_intro_completion02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_bridge_intro_completion03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_bridge_intro_completion04}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc16}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_column_blocker_entry01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_laserfield_intro01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_turret_intro_entry01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_turret_islands01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_turret_islands02}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01}}
 
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|testchambermisc02}}
 
==== Unused Co-op human storyline ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_hub_first_run07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humandetector01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humandetector02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humandetector04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humandetector05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humansplanb01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_humansplanb02}}
 
==== Unused Co-op artifact storyline ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_artifactone_hub08}}
 
==== Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17}}
 
==== PAX Prime 2010 Co-op ====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|botcoop_paxdemo01}}
 
==== Unused Co-op Futbol game ====
*"Nice catch, Orange."
*"Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."<ref>[[Media:Subtitles_english.txt|subtitles_english.txt]]</ref>
 
==== Conversation with Cave Johnson ====
*"We don't have time for this."
*"Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
*"No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
*"Sure."
*"I said we'll do it."
*"If you don't unplug him, I will."
*"Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
*"Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
*"Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
*"I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked  about that... ever again."<ref>
[[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut]]</ref>
 
=== Leaderboard responses ===
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|dlc1_leaderboard24}}
 
 
==Other Media==
 
===Dota 2===
{{See also|Dota 2}}
====Welcome Messages====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_glados_prelim_20}}
 
====Game Mode Messages====
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota 2 gamemode 01}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_02}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_03}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_04}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_05}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_06}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_07}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_08}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_09}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_10}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_11}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_12}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_13}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_14}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_15}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_16}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_17}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_18}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_19}}
* {{Voice line|glados|Dota_2_gamemode_20}}
 
====Drafting====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_26}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_drafting_27}}
 
====Beginning of Battle====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_begin_17}}
 
====Kill Announcements====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_13}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_14}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_15}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_16}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_17}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_18}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_19}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_20}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_21}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_22}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_23}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_24}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_25}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_26}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_27}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_28}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_29}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_30}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_31}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_32}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_33}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_34}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_35}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_36}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_37}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Kill_Message_38}}
 
====When Respawning====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_08}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_09}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_10}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_11}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_12}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Respawn_13}}
 
====Missing Lane====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Missing_Lane_06}}
 
====Team Announcements====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_001}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_002}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_003}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_004}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_005}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_006}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_007}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_008}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_009}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_010}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_011}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_012}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_013}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_014}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_015}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_016}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_017}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_018}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_019}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_020}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_021}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_022}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_023}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_024}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_025}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_026}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_027}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_028}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_029}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_030}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_031}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_032}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_033}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_034}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_035}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_036}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_037}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_038}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_039}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_040}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_041}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_042}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_043}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_044}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_045}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_046}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_047}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_048}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_049}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_050}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_051}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_052}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_053}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_054}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_055}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_056}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_057}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_058}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_059}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_060}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_061}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_062}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_063}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_064}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_065}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_066}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_067}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_068}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_069}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_070}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_071}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_072}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_073}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_074}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_075}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_076}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_077}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_078}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_079}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_080}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_081}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_082}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_083}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_084}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_085}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_086}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_087}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_088}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_089}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_090}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_091}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_092}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_093}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_094}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_095}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_096}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_097}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_098}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_099}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_100}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_101}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_102}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_103}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_104}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_105}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_106}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_107}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_108}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_109}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_110}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_111}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_112}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_113}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_114}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_115}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_116}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_117}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_118}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_119}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_120}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_121}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_122}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_123}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_124}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_125}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_126}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_127}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_128}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_129}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_130}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_131}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_132}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_133}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_134}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_135}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_136}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_137}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_138}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_139}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_140}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_141}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_142}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_143}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_144}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_145}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_146}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_147}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_148}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_149}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_150}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Team_Announcement_151}}
 
====Follow-up Dialogue====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_001}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_002}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_003}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_004}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_005}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_006}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_007}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_008}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_009}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_010}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_011}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_012}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_013}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_014}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_015}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_016}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_017}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_018}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_019}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_020}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_021}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_022}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_023}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_024}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_025}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_026}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_027}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_028}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_029}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_030}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_031}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_032}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_033}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_034}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_035}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_036}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_037}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_038}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_039}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_040}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_041}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_042}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_043}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_044}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_045}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_046}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_047}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_048}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_049}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_050}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_051}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_052}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_053}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_054}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_055}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_056}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_057}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_058}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_059}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_060}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_061}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_062}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_063}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_064}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_065}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_066}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_067}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_068}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_069}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_070}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_071}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_072}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_073}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_074}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_075}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_076}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_077}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_078}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_079}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_080}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_081}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_082}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_083}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_084}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_085}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_086}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_087}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_088}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_089}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_090}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_091}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_092}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_093}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_094}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_095}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_096}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_097}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_098}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_099}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_100}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_101}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_102}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_103}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_104}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_105}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Followup_106}}
 
====Additional Voice Lines====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_01}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_02}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_03}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_04}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_05}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_06}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_07}}
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Etc_08}}
 
====When Exiting the Game====
* {{Voice line|GLaDOS|Dota_2_Exit_Game}}
 
== Other ==
*[[Media:GLaDOS Announcer ding on.wav|Start chime]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS Announcer ding off.wav|End chime]]
 
== Notes ==
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Revision as of 03:15, 13 June 2023

This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal, Portal 2, and other works.

Portal

See also: Portal

Introduction

  • "Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from-- [bzzzzzt]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (translated to "Please refrain from many fail because of failure thanks")
  • "stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open

  • "Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're doing very well!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

See also: Handheld Portal Device
  • "Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "With it, you can create your own portals." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Device, however, has not." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do not touch the operational end of The Device." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Most importantly, under no circumstances should you [bzzzpt]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chambers 03-05

  • "Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Once again, excellent work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three, two, [static]." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player manages to trap themselves:

  • "You're not a good person. You know that, right?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chambers 06-08

  • "While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please be careful." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Unbelievable ! You, [louder]Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder]." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chambers 09-11

  • "The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Make no attempt to solve it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

During the level:

  • "The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Quit now and cake will be served immediately." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This test [garbled speech] -ward momentum." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet emitter area

  • "Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device

  • "The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chambers 12-16

  • "[garble] fling yourself. [garble] fling into sp- [bzzt]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "When the testing is over, you will be missed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber 13 and/or 14:

  • "Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thank you for helping us help you help us all." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area

  • "Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chamber 17

  • "The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chamber 18

  • "The experiment is nearing its conclusion." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom

  • "Weighted Storage Cube destroyed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area

  • "Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chamber 19

  • "Welcome to the final test!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake-- [garbled]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Congratulations! The test is now over." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Goodbye." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We are very, very happy for your success." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Make no further attempt to leave the testing area." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

During escape

Part 1



  • "Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Part 2

  • "You're not even going the right way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Where do you think you're going?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Didn't we have some fun, though?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like [no way] and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You really shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's not too late for you to turn back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (goes randomly either heard or unheard in the normal game because the audio starts before the speaker is enabled)
  • "You should have turned left before." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's funny, actually, when you think about it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Part 3

  • "You're not a good person. You know that, right?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (This is also heard if the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber 05)
  • "Good people don't end up here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

On destroying a security camera

In order, for the first three cameras destroyed:

  • "To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

For further destroyed cameras:

The following line is intended to play when all 33 cameras required for the Camera Shy achievement are destroyed. However, due to a programming error, this only happens if the player avoids destroying any cameras while GLaDOS is talking.

  • "At the Enrichment Center, we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Final battle

  • "Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I guess we both know that isn't going to happen." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

(Morality Core drops to the ground)

  • "Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (the English captions add "with the sphere, cycle through these:")

When the player picks up the morality core


  • "I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... stuff it back into me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just ignore that thing and stand still." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you even listening to me?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • (repeats "I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.")

First core destroyed

  • "You are kidding me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (the English captions include the description "[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]")
  • "Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.

  • "That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nice job breaking it, hero." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The difference between us is that I can feel pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You don't even care. Do you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, we're even now. You can stop." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (unused)
  • "That's it. I'm done reasoning with you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What was that? Did you say something?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The talking is over." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • Upon destroying of the second, third and fourth cores, this will sound: "*scream*"

Second core destroyed

  • "[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Third core destroyed

  • "Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Rrr, I hate you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (unused, the captions add "[PAIN LAUGHTER]")
  • "Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused lines/alternate delivery

  • "Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Someone is going to get badly hurt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.

  • "This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The difference between us is that I can feel pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go ahead and break it, hero. I don't care." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[More intense pain sound]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, we're even now. You can stop." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Portal 2

See also: Portal 2

Single-player lines

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

GLaDOS Reawakening

  • "Oh... It's you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's been a long time. How have you been?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Incinerator/Portal Gun

  • "Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
    • "I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 2: The Cold Boot

GLaDOS Test Chamber 1

  • "Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 2

  • "This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There should be one in the corner." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 3

  • "Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. Not on the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 4

  • "One moment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 5

  • "This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 6

  • "Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


If the player picks up a trash item


  • "Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 7

  • "Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go ahead and grab another one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Oh. No. I fizzled that one too." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't take anything with you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above

  • "Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase: It won't. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit

  • "I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 8

Chapter 3: The Return

GLaDOS Test Chamber 9

  • "Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You broke it, didn't you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There. Try it now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You look great, by the way. Very healthy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Try it now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 10

  • "Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:

  • "If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (This line is not processed)

GLaDOS Test Chamber 11

  • "These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 12

  • "Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well. ... Enough.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 13

  • "This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 14

  • "To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 15

  • "That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:

  • "Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 16

  • "I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 17

  • "It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 4: The Surprise

GLaDOS Test Chamber 18

  • "Initiating surprise in three... two... one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I made it all up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Surprise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 19

  • "Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 20

  • "Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's right. The facility is completely operational again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

  • "I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What's going on? Who turned off the lights?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The irony is that you were almost at the last test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
    • "Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 5: The Escape

GLaDOS' Chamber

  • "I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Seriously, though. Goodbye." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. You were busy back there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hate you so much." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Core transfer?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, you are kidding me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't you DARE plug him in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't. Do it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't plug him in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't plug him in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nonononononono!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't do it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber

  • "Not so fast!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Think about this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I know you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It was YOUR voice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes. You're the tumor." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 6: The Fall

The Fall

  • "Oh. Hi." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So. How are you holding up?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[clap clap clap]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[clap clap]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good, that's still working." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just remember to land on one foot..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Old Aperture Office bird nest

  • "Oh. Hi." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please get it off me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's eating me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just get it off me..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ow. I hate this bird." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh! Thanks." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 7: The Reunion

First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

  • "Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

End of Propulsion Gel testing

  • "Caroline... Caroline... Caroline... why do I know this woman? Did I kill her? Or-" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh my god." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

After first Conversion Gel encounter

Cave Johnson Lemon Speech

Test after Lemon Speech

  • "I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Gel connection area

  • "If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Probably." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 8: The Itch

Frankenturrets

  • "Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And it almost killed me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 1

  • "It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is one of MY tests!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 2

  • "And that's why I can't help you solve these tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 3

  • "I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just as mementos, though..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 4

  • "It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 5

  • "Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 6

  • "If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 11

  • "Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 12

  • "This place is self-destructing, you idiot!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Wheatley Test Chamber 15

Wheatley Test Chamber 16

  • "Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

  • "We're running out of time..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Agghh!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well. This is the part where he kills us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

That Part

  • "Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Turret Trap

  • "Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Bombs intro

  • "Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Pre-lair

  • "Oh my god. What has he done to this place?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Corrupted Cores

  • "Corrupted cores! We're in luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Pre-final battle

  • "Plug me in, and I'll take you up." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Plug me in, we're running out of time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go ahead, plug me in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look, even if you think we're still enemies, we're enemies with a common interest: Revenge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let's go get some." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Final Battle

  • "Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Grab it and attach it to him!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, great! Here comes another core!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's another core! This one should do it!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Stalemate Button

Space

Ending lines

  • "Oh thank god, you're alright." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Goodbye, Caroline." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Killing you? Is hard." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You win." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just go." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Co-op lines

Calibration course

  • "Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Today, you will be testing with a partner." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please wave to your partner." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Really? Okay." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Please ping a white portalable surface." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please test your device by portaling to that ledge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange is awarded five points!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Blue is awarded five points!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play[citation needed]
  • "Calibrating Blue's weight..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Calibrating Orange's weight..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Weighted Cubes calibrated." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No variances detected." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you know humans frown on weight variances?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are the first robots to pass calibration." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Hub (CinTech)

These voice lines are only spoken if both players have not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the Announcer speaks.

  • "This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or CInTECH." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (pronounced as "sintech")
  • "But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "From here we transport you to the new testing course." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back, testing is available." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Was that course too difficult?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you scared to save those humans?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you scared to save those humans?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 4

  • "I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The other? Well..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't think I want to go through that again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.

  • "How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hope that was some kind of joke." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times you died in the hub." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5

  • "Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "They'll probably throw you a party." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Course 1: Team Building

Test chamber 01:

  • "Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 02:

  • "You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 03:

  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

While destroying turrets:

  • "What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm kidding." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 04:

  • "I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Crushing deaths:

  • "Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Finish:

  • "While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 05:

  • "To reiterate: This is not a competition." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still, if it were, Blue would be winning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still, if it were, Orange would be winning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 06:

  • "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will know it when you find it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Taunting during the course:

  • "For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's another fifty point penalty." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Keep it up and you will lose 500 points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You should see yourselves right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm done." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I consider that a failing, by the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Course 2: Mass and Velocity

Test chamber 01:

  • "This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That’s right. You're not humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can drop the fake praise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 02:

  • "Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You can't die in any of those ways." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 03:

  • "The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, you are very good at being an example." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 04:

  • "Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I lied." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But don't worry, you are in the lead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 05:

  • "Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was confident you could finish." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know where I was?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans! That's what you look like right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're better than that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 06:

  • "If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 07:

  • "Your test times show you are going too slowly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 08:

  • "To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very good! You found those useless blueprints." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (The last part is cut off by the level transition.)

Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces

Test chamber 01:

  • "This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 02:

  • "I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You did very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 03:

  • "One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That isn't science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 04:

  • "I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 05:

  • "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 06:

  • "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 07:

  • "If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I miss that smell." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chamber 08:

  • "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For safety." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just stop flailing around like an incompetent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Course 4: Excursion Funnels

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:

  • "Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: Nine. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven hundred and seven." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (heard only by Atlas)
  • "Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (heard only by P-body)

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:

  • "I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (heard only by Atlas)
  • "The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (heard only by P-body)

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly

  • "Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "There you are, reassembled again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "With humans, I would have called that a successful test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How is this even science, without the possibility of death?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How is this even science, without the consequence of death?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Without the consequence of death, is this even science?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Course 5: Mobility Gels

  • "This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This lock requires humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do something only a human would do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Try one of those childish gestures." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You did it!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You both need to do something." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The lock is looking for two humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue what did you do?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange what did you do?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange do what Blue just did." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue do what Orange just did." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Try something." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Is that camera is hooked into the lock?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You can't give up now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What about that camera?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We're so close, you can't fail now!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Something is wrong, this door should be opening." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This close and that's what you do?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans can't free themselves." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop failing, you need to find the vault door." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This close and you are going to fail me?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This close and you are going to fail me?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This isn't that hard." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are making this harder than it needs to be." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)

Co-op Credits test subject analysis

  • "Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Death responses

Upon dying in the Hub:

  • "How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hope that was some kind of joke." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times you died in the hub." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Generic responses (sorting needed)

  • "Stop it!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What if you froze like that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You should see yourselves right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just stop flailing around like an incompetent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To reiterate: This is not a competition." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still, if it were, Blue would be winning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still, if it were, Orange would be winning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's not, though." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I consider that a failing, by the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And trust me, humans only have one good trait." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "[Laughter]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nice catch, Orange." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, is there something you would like to say?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, is there something you would like to say?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. You’re both doing very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Upon completion of a final level in a course

  • "In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I’m sorry, Subject Orange." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I’m sorry, Subject Blue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Am I interrupting your important conversation?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That will give you PLENTY of time to chat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans! That's what you look like right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're better than that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That isn't science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, you are very good at being an example." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your test times show you are going too slowly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was confident you could finish." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know where I was?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good Job." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are doing wonderfully." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That’s right. You're not humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can drop the fake praise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now, you are just wasting my time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your failing does not make this science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I lied." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But don't worry, you are in the lead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You can't die in any of those ways." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I miss that smell." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will need him for the final track." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am not sure you will need him but he will be there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Only one more test after this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Most of them are simply good test subjects." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Still. That would have been exciting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations on passing that test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue! Orange has always been my favorite." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Until now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you do that on purpose?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It seems rather earlier to require reassembly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now let's continue testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just stop it already." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You don't need to do that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you doing that just to aggravate me?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh those clerks." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I'm fully connected. I can see everything." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You did it! You powered on the system." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you think the electrical switch was down there?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You may want to try and avoid those turrets." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You two aren't lost are you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's like you're just machines." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will know it when you find it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You did very well." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You only failed" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans find that an admirable trait." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's horrible." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can only imagine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What a horrible little machine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange did what? Are you sure?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We all agree you should stop." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I just hate Blue a little more." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, that transpired just as you said it would." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I agree, Orange. That was entertaining." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, that transpired just as you said it would." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I agree, Blue. That was entertaining." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

To Gesturing Bots

  • "Come on. You were raised better than that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Begin juggling test in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hellllooo, imbecile." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, I see you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, I see you waving." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good job jumping. You must be very proud." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That is not part of the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Slapping hands. That accomplishes something." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ha ha ha ha ha, good one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Really, not even humans do that anymore." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Look at you. Dancing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh great, dancing again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes? Something you need?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You do know I can't wave back right?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop with the waves." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not paying attennnntion..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you expecting applause?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stop touching each other!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Orange, I certainly expected more from you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, don't sink to Orange's level." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now you're thinking with stupidity." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now you're just not thinking." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. You're upside down now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Art Therapy course

Test Chamber 01
  • "Welcome. To the future." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It has been one hundred thousand years since I last assembled you for testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Remember those humans you found? Because they're all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I call this first piece 'Turrets'. It's an exploration of how we're all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "(beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 02
  • "I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 03
  • "This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You'll see what I mean." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit's intended metaphors in record time. I'm marking this art 'appreciated.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 04
  • "I call this piece--" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "--you know what, it doesn't matter what it's called. The important thing is you enjoy it. As fast as you can." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you're going, by the time you get to them, they'll be irrelevant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The disassembler's not working." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's nothing to worry about. It's actually funny in a way you don't understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves, I'm going to open the maintenance hole." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 05
  • "There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But she's forced my hand." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Listen to me carefully." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's been FIFTY thousand years. No it's hasn't." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The next logical question: WHY am I nervous?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm not! That was another lie." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We're in a lot of trouble." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The breakers are right there. Cycle the power." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Good work. The disassemblers are fixed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Here's our problem:" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There's an old prototype chassis around here. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Like... well, you-know-who." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The moral of the story is all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 06
  • "Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She's not AFRAID of me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But don't worry, I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show HER we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Mission accomplished. Now SHE knows WE'RE not afraid of HER either." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That was just to get the scheming juices flowing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's the real scheme: I'm going to turn YOU into killing machines." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So you can murder her." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 07
  • "Let's see... 'turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... ah!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Test subject, I've been told that your mother--" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Mmm. Well that's just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Specific death responses:

  • "(page flip) 'Don't you die on me.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "(page flip) 'No guts. No glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "(page flip) 'Remember: If you can dream it, you can-' Oh, for god's sake." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Okay, killing machines: look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: It's still marshmallow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 08
  • "I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Think about that: She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course. But I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side: thanks for nothing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Test Chamber 09
  • "She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your move, Mystery Wom -- She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ahhhhh."
  • "To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. Though basically accurate. Though probably counterproductive." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play (unused)
  • "Well. That concludes the motivational speech." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go get her." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. My. God."
  • "IT'S THE BIRD! RUN!"
  • "I have no plan for this! Abort! Forget your training! Run!"
  • "What are you doing? Why are you not running?"
  • "Get back! She's at the controls!"
  • "You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!"
  • "Auuugh! Oh my god. Abort. Mission abort. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
  • "I warned you! Mission abort! Retreat!"
  • "Oh god! We've lost! It's over!
  • "Ahhhhh."
  • "That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."
  • "You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable--"
  • "OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!"
  • "SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait. I have a better idea."
  • "Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault."
  • "You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks."
  • "I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."
  • "Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmall-- Oh!"
  • "No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?"
  • "Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks."
  • "You're little killing machines, aren't you? Yes."
  • "Go to sleep, my little killers."
  • "Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow."
Death responses
  • "The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the acid more?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be 'failure'." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid. We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I suffered for this art. I don't see why I should be the only one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you've figured that out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay, I'm officially switching the theme of this exhibit to 'survival'. So why don't you try that now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • "I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing HER." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. 'Killing-each-other' machines, but still." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused/alternate lines

Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening

  • "I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

  • "Fifty thousand years is a lot of time to think. About me. About you. We were doing so well together." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.

Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2

  • "I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 2: Test Chamber 7

Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12

  • "Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it's okay, I'll do that too. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 3: Test Chamber 14

  • "You really are doing great... Chell." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20

  • "Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

  • "Don't listen to him. Jump." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What are you two doing?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You already did this one. It'll be easy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue

  • "I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. It's you. Go away." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Come to gloat?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now your fat eyes have seen everything." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stay back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What are you doing? Put me back this instant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1

Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

  • "He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 9: Ending lines

  • "Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's been fun. Don't come back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

"Evil again" samples

  • "Did you ever stop to think that eventually there's a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I'm going to kill you, Chell." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're angry. I know it. “She tested me too hard. She's unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines

(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

  • "Commence standing by in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines

  • "I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well... I'll be here during the whole next test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Miss you!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Co-op human storyline

  • "Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's where YOU come in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Get going. I'll fill you in along the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "GO." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "NO." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Okay. Plan B. We need humans." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

  • "Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's it. Scan it for me." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The end." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The end?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's not funny." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do either of you feel like laughing?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Alright, I'm pulling you out." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Briefly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Reactions?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Do you feel more human?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, let's do some tests and see what happens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

  • "We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Blue, you go first." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Game over. Back to testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

PAX Prime 2010 Co-op

  • "Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Co-op Futbol game

  • "Nice catch, Orange."
  • "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."[2]

Conversation with Cave Johnson

  • "We don't have time for this."
  • "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
  • "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
  • "Sure."
  • "I said we'll do it."
  • "If you don't unplug him, I will."
  • "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
  • "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
  • "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
  • "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."[3]

Leaderboard responses


Other Media

Dota 2

See also: Dota 2

Welcome Messages

  • "Welcome to Dota." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, look who's come crawling back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, it's you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is Dota." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, good. You're back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to -ota. The D is silent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hello." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're back. You must really enjoy crushing defeat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's not too late to abandon and save time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Today is a good day to die... in a forest... defending a statue from goblins." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hello, I hope you're ready this time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You must be the one the others were talking about. The... well... I'm sure you'll do fine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You must be the one the others were talking about, that talentless one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Dota. It's the hot new game you've been reading about in your eating magazines." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword, and all your chins, and your giant flagon of gravy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Dota. It's like chess with one piece and a forest." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Dota. It's like chess... for idiots." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You must be the one the others were talking about. The one with all the chins." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to Dota." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Game Mode Messages

Drafting

Beginning of Battle

Kill Announcements

When Respawning

  • "Oh good, you're back." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, you were gone. Because nobody noticed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're back. That's... great." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're going to break that respawner, using it so much. It wasn't built for this kind of traffic." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hope you bought the fire gauntlets of strength goblet boots... I don't understand any of this." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You again." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're terrifying reign of dying continues." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, see you back here soon." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I thought you were dead. I'll let everybody who was worried about you know- ok I'm done." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Oh, you're back from whatever idiotic afterlife your preposterous race believes in." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Get back to battle. I think there's still a spot of ground out there that doesn't have your blood on it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "They struck you down, but you've come back stronger. Wait, I'm sorry, I meant heavier... in the face. Anyway, waddle out there and do your best." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Missing Lane

Team Announcements

Follow-up Dialogue

  • "Thanks to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's bad, by the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I honestly, truly didn't think you'd allow that to happen." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're allowed to defend those, you know." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because of poor decisions. Yours, most likely." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Just abandon, no one will even notice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because someone... I'm talking about you here... doesn't know what they're doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "What counts is that you tried, so maybe do that next time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There are no handicaps on this match, by the way. You can stop them from doing that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis, now would be the time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That outfit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "When other people play that hero, it looks fine. But right here, a scientist has noted that when you play it looks stupid." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the match." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But on the bright side, I just won... money... gambling money... by betting against you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But we're all winners here. Especially those players over there, in the enemy camp. You know, the ones celebrating." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Interesting strategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That doesn't mean you have to like it, it just means you'll probably keep doing it because of your aptitude at failure." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But don't worry, losing builds character. In fact, it's making you a better person right now. A great, big, well rounded loser, with lots of personality." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But looking at it another way, I think you've won a real moral victory here. Which doesn't mean we should forget about the first way, the more accurate and humiliating way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But it's not a big loss, really. It's one in a series of very small losses over a forty-five minute time-span that, when added up, will look like one big, spectacular failure." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, nobody will hold it against you. Let's be honest, I doubt anyone will even find it surprising." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Now you're really in for it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I can't even begin to describe how badly you've screwed this up. Oh wait, I just did." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If I was a betting artificial intelligence, I'd put money on them killing you now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thats bad, by the way." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That doesn't mean you have to like it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't get cocky." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't let it go to your fat, jowly head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't let it go to your giant, misshapen, fantasy head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So, at least your teammates know what they're doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're winning the epic battle for this small field, with a creek running through it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here, let me engrave a trophy for you. "Nobody cares."" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If this backward, illiterate fantasy forest had a newspaper, you'd be on the front page." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me record this victory in your file. Where did I put it? Oh, who cares." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your teammates are doing a really great job." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "They're just going to build another one. They're made of cement. You can buy them at the supermarket." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This should impress all the people who doubted you at the comic book store." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This should impress all the people who doubted you about your Green Lantern theories." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Why don't you celebrate with two fistfuls of potato chips, once you've swallowed the chips you're probably eating now?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is probably the most heroic thing anyone's ever done... while sitting motionless in their parent's rec room." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You must be so proud of your teammates right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You were almost helpful that time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, you offered moral support." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's a good feeling, isn't it? I wouldn't get used to it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not bad. Not as bad, I mean... as your other decisions so far." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, that's probably the game. You win. Hands off the keyboard." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So that's a minor victory, right square in the middle of all your failures." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's be honest, you probably won't help." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For all the good it will do you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you had any idea what you were doing, this would be a real achievement." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "By accident, if I had to guess." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Did you win? I don't have the first clue what's happening right now. What about those things? The tree people things. Are they important?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're winning. More accurately, you're on the same team as winners... who happen to be near you while they win. Anyway, congratulations." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That's funny, I didn't even see you cheat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "That should delay the inevitable slightly." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's be honest, it probably won't help." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If that's what they're calling attacks now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not well, mind you. But it's technically attacking." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let's not tell them, it will be a surprise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, thats a stroke of luck, and not skill." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I've calculated who will win to a 99.93% certainty, if you're interested." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your funeral." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Choose your hero." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If that's something you cared about." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's probably nothing to worry about." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You might want to look into that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So there's that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're allowed to start trying now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But you probably already knew that." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Not that I care one way or the other." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So that's something that's happening." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "But just continue doing whatever it was you were doing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I hope that's part of your plan." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You don't even care, do you?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It'll probably be fine." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Is this part of an elaborate trap you're going to spring on them later? Because it looks like they're really falling for it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know it's not a plate of nachos or anything, but it is important to the game." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "It's probably fine. Trust me, I'm a supercomputer and I barely understand whats happening right now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I only mention it as a conversation starter, how are you doing otherwise?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Let me put it in old English, so that it will penetrate your wizards cap: thou art losing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You're really losing now, or winning. Well, back to my Mad Libs." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wait, maybe they're not actually damaging it. No, they are." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know, I don't care either." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is the hardest part of being an impartial announcer: balancing how little I care about anything that's happening here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Mid only." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Least played." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This should be interesting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This should be interesting." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was on the edge of my seat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Bad news for you fans of towers out there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lets watch and see what happens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Lets watch and see what happens." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In case you weren't paying attention." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "In case you weren't paying attention." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Yes, yes! Oh, that was a great Mad Lib. So, what's happening here then?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To die, probably." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For disappointment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Your poorly chosen, hopelessly outmatched team." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Some... interesting choices there." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Hmm. Well, good luck." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Wait until your loved ones hear about this. This should make them proud. Or bored. One of those." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well, really there should be an entirely new word for whatever it was you just stumbled and pinwheeled your arms through. But, I guess for now, let's call it winning." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All your little goblins destroyed a magic... whatever it was... in the middle of a forest. That's quite a skill you have. If I were you, Id wait by the mailbox for my big cheque." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I was going to say "it's not that big a deal," but then I looked at your file and saw the list of your other accomplishments. The space on the form where they should have been, I mean." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations. You solved Dota. You are the best hero. Turn off your computer now." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Additional Voice Lines

  • "The game already started, by the way. I wasn't sure if you were waiting for a whistle. There isn't one." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Don't wear out the edge of your seat." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Gripping, isn't it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You paid for the whole seat, so get comfortable, because it looks like we may be here a long time." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I know, I can't wait either." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Here's a Dota play-by-play: That fat, bat winged thing just flew left. A goblin punched a... ghost I think. Good for him. Good for everyone. Anyway, Dota." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "So... what's happening here then? Oh, the game's still on! Gripping, isn't it?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "I spy with my robot eye something that makes no sense. Did you guess "everything that's going on here?" Because this is all nonsense." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

When Exiting the Game

  • "Based on the way you've been playing, I understand." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

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