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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both01.wav|"Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: 9 7 53 7 107."]] (heard only by Atlas) | | *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both01.wav|"Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: 9 7 53 7 107."]] (heard only by Atlas) |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav|"'Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment...' [GLaDOS speaks over herself] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me, you're doing very well. '...107'"]] (heard only by P-body) | | *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav|"'Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment...' [GLaDOS speaks over herself] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me, you're doing very well. '...107'"]] (heard only by P-body) |
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| ''Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:''
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav|"I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it."]] (heard only by Atlas)
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both04.wav|"The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits though. 7 Avocado 40. Please continue into the next test chamber."]] (heard only by P-body)
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once11.wav|"Orange, is there something you would like to say?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once12.wav|"Blue, is there something you would like to say?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav|"I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav|"I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav|"I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav|"I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav|"Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav|"Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav|"To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav|"I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled, nothing is deadly."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav|"Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav|"Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav|"You will need him for the final track."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav|"You will need him for the final track."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav|"Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav|"Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav|"They'll probably throw you a party."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav|"They'll probably throw you a party."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav|"This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav|"Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro65.wav|"This close and that's what you do?"]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro65.wav|"This close and that's what you do?"]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav|"I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav|"I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav|"Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav|"We are only two tests away from reaching the humans. Are you as excited as I am?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav|"Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav|"I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav|"That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav|"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav|"That's ridiculous. How do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav|"Only one more test after this."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav|"I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans, I promise you something to add, maybe even subtract."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav|"In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav|"Most of them are simply good test subjects."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav|"I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav|"While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav|"At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav|"If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav|"I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav|"I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav|"Congratulations on passing that test."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start01.wav|"You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?"]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start01.wav|"You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?"]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend01.wav|"Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend01.wav|"Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend02.wav|"Now let's continue testing."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend02.wav|"Now let's continue testing."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav|"Just stop it already."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav|"You don't need to do that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav|"Are you doing that just to aggravate me?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav|"We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav|"Oh those clerks."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav|"I'm fully connected. I can see everything."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav|"You did it! You powered on the system."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav|"Did you think the electrical switch was down there?"]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav|"Did you think the electrical switch was down there?"]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav|"You may want to try and avoid those turrets."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav|"You may want to try and avoid those turrets."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav|"You two aren't lost are you?"]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav|"You two aren't lost are you?"]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav|"You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav|"You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav|"This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav|"Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav|"While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav|"You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav|"Don't either of you have drive to be better than the other?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav|"It's like you're just machines."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav|"At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav|"Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav|"Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav|"Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav|"Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav|"This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav|"This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav|"Excellent."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav|"See nothing bad happened."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block01.wav|"I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block01.wav|"I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources03.wav|"If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources03.wav|"If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources04.wav|"The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources04.wav|"The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge01.wav|"Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge02.wav|"Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge03.wav|"Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge04.wav|"That's horrible."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge05.wav|"I can only imagine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge06.wav|"What a horrible little machine."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge07.wav|"Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge08.wav|"Orange did what? Are you sure?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge09.wav|"Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge10.wav|"Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge11.wav|"Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge13.wav|"Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge14.wav|"I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge15.wav|"Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav|"Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge17.wav|"We all agree you should stop."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge21.wav|"Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge22.wav|"Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge23.wav|"Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge24.wav|"I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge25.wav|"Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge26.wav|"I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge30.wav|"There you are, reassembled again."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge30.wav|"There you are, reassembled again."]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge36.wav|"I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge39.wav|"While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge44.wav|"Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge45.wav|"If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge46.wav|"Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge47.wav|"If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav|"Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav|"Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav|"I just hate Blue a little more."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav|"I just hate Blue a little more."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav|"I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?"]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav|"Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav|"Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav|"Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence."]]
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav|"I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav|"I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."]] |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav|"You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."]] | | *[[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav|"You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."]] |
