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# Intro
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   en: Welcome to the Aperture Science Competence Center for our most gifted Employees. I'm Cave Johnson. And if you're hearing this, YOU are exceptional. No, don't be bashful, it's true. No false modesty.
   en: Welcome to the Aperture Science Competence Center for our most gifted Employees. I'm Cave Johnson. And if you're hearing this, YOU are exceptional. No, don't be bashful, it's true. No false modesty.
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   en: If that light goes on you're fired.
   en: If that light goes on you're fired.


# 🗿 Intro
cave0114 500:
  en: Hey there. It's me. Cave Johnson.
cave0114 501:
  en: No, no. Not behind the giant head. I AM the giant head.
cave0114 502:
  en: I'm gonna level with you. A few years back, I got real sick. Body riddled with disease. I was a goner.
cave0114 503:
  en: Threw every dollar I had at it. Told those eggheads: 'Hey. Eggheads. Make me live forever.'
cave0114 504:
  en: Now. I know what you're thinking: 'You gave the smartest engineers on Earth a blank check to make you immortal... And THIS is what they came up with? A giant head?' [chuckles] Off by a mile. No.
cave0114 505:
  en: They figured out how to put my consciousness in a computer. That's what's in the giant head.
cave0114 506:
  en: Their first plan was to put me in a regular brain-sized computer. Then they'd put that in a robot body and hey presto.
cave0114 507:
  en: Well, turns out you can't fit an entire human mind in a computer that small. All I could do was tell time and know what my name was.
cave0114 508:
  en: So they kept making it bigger. Big enough to cram every last bit of me into this thing.
cave0114 509:
  en: What happened to my robot body? Still under the head somewhere, all crushed up. Couldn't support the weight.
cave0114 510:
  en: So: the lab boys put me in the big head, switched me on and- I don't know- I panicked. Killed a few of them. Said I'd kill more if they ever came back.Honestly, I regret that now.
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  en: Anyway, that was four years ago. Been trying to get somebody's attention ever since. Get their butts up here and end my suffering.
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  en: Anyway, that was four years ago. Been trying to get somebody's attention ever since.
cave0114 511 03:
  en: Get their butts up here and end my suffering.
cave0114 512:
  en: Now, don't worry about me, it's been a full life. But we're done here. I'm itchin' for the next step. Heck, I'm excited about it.
cave0114 513:
  en: Don't even think of it as killing me. You're breaking me out of prison. I'm just data now. I need you to crack this big clay head open so I can spill out into the universe.
cave0114 514:
  en: So. What do you two eggheads got?
# Fight
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   en: It doesn't feel like it's working, but you're the eggheads.
   en: It doesn't feel like it's working, but you're the eggheads.


# Death
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   en: Uhp. Here we go. Powerin' down. The Great Beyond.
   en: Uhp. Here we go. Powerin' down. The Great Beyond.

Revision as of 02:25, 5 March 2022


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