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   en: *typing* *buzz* It's gonna be trickier than I thought. Do--uh, we should be making a note of this. Have you got a pen? Make a note of--of what I'm doing.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* It's gonna be trickier than I thought. Do--uh, we should be making a note of this. Have you got a pen? Make a note of--of what I'm doing.


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   en: *buzz* Buzzer again! I'm--that's surprising. That's...
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>buzz* Buzzer again! I'm--that's surprising. That's...


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   en: *typing* *buzz* Let's think more abstractly. What was your first pet's name? The ca--probably a cat or dog.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* Let's think more abstractly. What was your first pet's name? The ca--probably a cat or dog.


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   en: *typing* *buzz* ''No!'' I could've swore that was it! I was rea--I'm surprised. I ''am'' surprised at that. Actually.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* ''No!'' I could've swore that was it! I was rea--I'm surprised. I ''am'' surprised at that. Actually.


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   en: *typing* *buzz* Okay, other words. Just think of other words that could be the password.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* Okay, other words. Just think of other words that could be the password.


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   en: *typing* All right! That should do it! *buzz* Oh, it hasn't done it. That's...hmm.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* All right! That should do it! *buzz* Oh, it hasn't done it. That's...hmm.


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   en: *typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! ...ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! ...ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.


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   en: *typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! *buzz* Ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! *buzz* Ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.


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   en: *typing* Oh, wait! No, I've got it! I've-- *buzz* No, that won't work. ''Wait!'' Oh, I'm a genius! I'm an ''absolute'' g-- *buzz* No, I'm not.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Oh, wait! No, I've got it! I've-- *buzz* No, that won't work. ''Wait!'' Oh, I'm a genius! I'm an ''absolute'' g-- *buzz* No, I'm not.


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   en: *typing* *buzz* Hmm... *stammering* *typing* *buzzers*
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* Hmm... *stammering* *typing* *buzzers*


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   en: *stammering* *typing* *buzzers* No, I'm--honestly, I'm stumped. I've got ''no ideas.''
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>stammering* *typing* *buzzers* No, I'm--honestly, I'm stumped. I've got ''no ideas.''


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   en: *typing* Oh! Good news! *buzz* Never mind.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Oh! Good news! *buzz* Never mind.


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   en: *typing* Oh-ho! I've got it--I've got it! *buzz* Never mind.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Oh-ho! I've got it--I've got it! *buzz* Never mind.


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   en: *typing* All right. Here we go! Don't wanna set it up too much, but I think this one's gonna be good.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* All right. Here we go! Don't wanna set it up too much, but I think this one's gonna be good.


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   en: *typing* Oh, what is it? What's it likely to be? What's your mother's maiden name? Probably not gonna be that, is it?
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Oh, what is it? What's it likely to be? What's your mother's maiden name? Probably not gonna be that, is it?


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   en: *typing* What's the name of your first dog? Probably that one. It's a long shot-- *buzz* No. Okay.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* What's the name of your first dog? Probably that one. It's a long shot-- *buzz* No. Okay.


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   en: *typing* *buzz* No? Really? That's--all right.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* No? Really? That's--all right.


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   en: *typing* *buzz* Oh! That's--I thought that was gonna be it. I'm surprised.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *buzz* Oh! That's--I thought that was gonna be it. I'm surprised.


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   en: *singing* Hacking, hacking! Harmless hacking! Not in danger!
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>singing* Hacking, hacking! Harmless hacking! Not in danger!


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   en: *singing* Hacking, hacking! Doing a bit of harmless hacking! Not in danger!
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>singing* Hacking, hacking! Doing a bit of harmless hacking! Not in danger!


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   en: *singing* Just doing a bit of hacking. Totally safe, nothing to see here! Nothing to worry about!
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>singing* Just doing a bit of hacking. Totally safe, nothing to see here! Nothing to worry about!


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   en: *typing* Ooh! About to be another victim of the ''master hacker!'' It's a bit sad, really. To be honest.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* Ooh! About to be another victim of the ''master hacker!'' It's a bit sad, really. To be honest.


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   en: *typing* *singing* Doing some hacking, here I am! Doing a bit of hacking! Probably--I probably shouldn't sing.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing* *singing* Doing some hacking, here I am! Doing a bit of hacking! Probably--I probably shouldn't sing.


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   en: *laugh* That's ''tremendous.''
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>laugh* That's ''tremendous.''


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   en: *pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* ''Oh!'' Oh, sorry. Sorry! Hope that didn't disturb you too much, then. That was--did you hear that noise? Yeah, that was just the sound of...some books. Pages being turned. By me. 'Cause I was ''reading''...the books. *chuckles* You know what it's like, you know? When you get the urge. And--and ability. To read. Suddenly takes you, you're like ''I've gotta read some books!'' So that was what I was doing, just reading the old, uh--some of the old bloody classics. Of literature. By uh...Dickens. And uh...um...others. So uh, so I'm not a moron.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* ''Oh!'' Oh, sorry. Sorry! Hope that didn't disturb you too much, then. That was--did you hear that noise? Yeah, that was just the sound of...some books. Pages being turned. By me. 'Cause I was ''reading''...the books. *chuckles* You know what it's like, you know? When you get the urge. And--and ability. To read. Suddenly takes you, you're like ''I've gotta read some books!'' So that was what I was doing, just reading the old, uh--some of the old bloody classics. Of literature. By uh...Dickens. And uh...um...others. So uh, so I'm not a moron.


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   en: *cleaning noises* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I was just polishing...my book museum. When it occurred to me that I've read ''all'' of the books. Tragic! Speaking as, uh, someone who can ''literally'' read. Not bragging, not trying to show off; but uh, but I ''can'' read. And uh, yeah! I've just been working my way through ''all'' of the classics, really: ''Pride and Punishment'', ''Brothers Masagiganovnov'', ''Franken's...Dickinson.'' Um, read all of 'em. So I'm not a moron.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>cleaning noises* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I was just polishing...my book museum. When it occurred to me that I've read ''all'' of the books. Tragic! Speaking as, uh, someone who can ''literally'' read. Not bragging, not trying to show off; but uh, but I ''can'' read. And uh, yeah! I've just been working my way through ''all'' of the classics, really: ''Pride and Punishment'', ''Brothers Masagiganovnov'', ''Franken's...Dickinson.'' Um, read all of 'em. So I'm not a moron.


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   en: *classical music* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I'm listening to some uh, classical music. This one is by, um--what's his name? Wolfgang...uh, Wolfgang Beethoven. Who--my personal favorite, if I'm honest. Um, I just love all the--I just love all the ''bloody melodies!'' That he comes up with. Hummable, they are. That's--to me, that is the mark of great music, if you can hum along. And I ''can'', to this one, on all of them. So I'm not a moron.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>classical music* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I'm listening to some uh, classical music. This one is by, um--what's his name? Wolfgang...uh, Wolfgang Beethoven. Who--my personal favorite, if I'm honest. Um, I just love all the--I just love all the ''bloody melodies!'' That he comes up with. Hummable, they are. That's--to me, that is the mark of great music, if you can hum along. And I ''can'', to this one, on all of them. So I'm not a moron.


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   en: *pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* ''Ah!'' So yeah, finished reading ''all'' the books now! All the books ever made. So...good riddance. To that ''fun,'' I mean. You know, I love--too much fun, actually. It was--I was getting tired of all the fun. Of reading. Just...''ah!'' What fun! So I'm not a moron.
   en: <nowiki>*</nowiki>pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* ''Ah!'' So yeah, finished reading ''all'' the books now! All the books ever made. So...good riddance. To that ''fun,'' I mean. You know, I love--too much fun, actually. It was--I was getting tired of all the fun. Of reading. Just...''ah!'' What fun! So I'm not a moron.


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