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Welcome to Aperture Enter the main lobby of Aperture Science Innovators Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after exiting the tram. |
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Long-Term Relaxation Oversleep Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after waking up from extended relaxation. |
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Voices from Above Who is that? Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after AEGIS activates in the Ramp test. |
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Firefighting 101 Discover a new way to turn down the heat Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after putting out the fire in the maintenance areas. |
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Back on Track Enter Virgil's testing track Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after entering Virgil's testing track. |
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Deja-Vu Solve the same test three times! Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after completing the work-in-progress test three times. |
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Organic Complications Hide from AEGIS Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: N/A. |
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Back off Track Get off the track again Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after leaving the destroyed test chamber. |
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Welcome to my Domain Reach AEGIS's Domain Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after entering AEGIS' chamber. |
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Story Shutdown Shutdown AEGIS in Story Mode Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after defeating AEGIS in Story Mode. |
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System Shutdown Shut down AEGIS Difficulty: Story-related How to obtain: The achievement unlocks after defeating AEGIS in Advanced Mode. |
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Persistent Check that all doors have been locked for the night Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Check every locked door in the train station and the Aperture Innovators building. |
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Testing the Waters Super Drowning Skills Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Jump into the body of water in front of the extended relaxation building. |
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Beyond your Range of Hearing Refuse to Listen Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: After finding Virgil, repeatedly press the use key while Virgil is talking. |
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Electrocution Get electrocuted Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Jump into electrified water. |
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Under the Stairs Find the radio under the stairs Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: N/A. |
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Ignorant Ignore good advice Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: An elevator will appear in Test Chamber 04. To unlock the achievement, ignore Virgil's advice, enter, and wait for the elevator to close. |
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Forever Alone Try to bring the cube with you Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: N/A. |
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Determined Solve the broken test Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Solve the destroyed test chamber. |
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Burned in Goo Get burned whilst in the goo Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: N/A. |
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Crushed Get crushed in the door Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Get crushed in the door in the Weighted Storage Cube quality testing area. |
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Into Darkness Mind your Step Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: N/A. |
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2056 MAKE IT STOP Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: N/A. |
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Shot Get shot on the turret range Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Get shot on the live fire range near AEGIS' lair. |
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Curious Find all the Vitrified door messages Difficulty: Medium How to obtain: N/A. |
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You Shouldn't be Here Experience a Deeply Unimpactful Moment Difficulty: Medium How to obtain: N/A. |
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Single Rainbow Not even all the way! Difficulty: Medium How to obtain: N/A. |
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In the Vents Get into the vents Difficulty: Medium How to obtain: N/A. |