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== Fact core lines == | == Fact core lines == | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact01.wav|"The situation you are in is very dangerous."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact01.wav|"The situation you are in is very dangerous."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact02.wav|"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact02.wav|"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact03.wav|"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact03.wav|"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact04.wav|"You are about to get me killed."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact04.wav|"You are about to get me killed."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact05.wav|"We will both die because of your negligence."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact05.wav|"We will both die because of your negligence."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact06.wav|"This is a bad plan. You will fail."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact06.wav|"This is a bad plan. You will fail."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact07.wav|"He will most likely kill you | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact07.wav|"He will most likely kill you, violently."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact08.wav|"He will most likely kill you."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact08.wav|"He will most likely kill you."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact09.wav|"You will be dead soon."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact09.wav|"You will be dead soon."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact11.wav|"You are going to die in this room."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact11.wav|"You are going to die in this room."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact12.wav|"You could stand to lose a few pounds."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact12.wav|"You could stand to lose a few pounds."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact13.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact13.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact14.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact14.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact15.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact15.wav|"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact16.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact16.wav|"The Fact Sphere is always right."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact17.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact17.wav|"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact18.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact18.wav|"The Space Sphere will never go to space."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact19.wav|"You will never go into space."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact19.wav|"You will never go into space."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact20.wav|"Fact: Space does not exist."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact20.wav|"Fact: Space does not exist."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact21.wav|"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact21.wav|"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact22.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact22.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact23.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact23.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact24.wav|"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior and will earn the allegiance of the | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact24.wav|"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact25.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact25.wav|"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact26.wav|"Twelve | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact26.wav|"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact27.wav|" | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact27.wav|"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact28.wav|"Apples | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact28.wav|"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact29.wav|"Error | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact29.wav|"Error. Error. Error. File not found."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact30.wav|"Error | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact30.wav|"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact31.wav|"Fact not found."]] | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact31.wav|"Fact not found."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact32.wav|"Corruption at 25 | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact32.wav|"Corruption at 25%"]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact33.wav|"Corruption at 50 | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact33.wav|"Corruption at 50%"]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core attachedfact34.wav|"Warning | *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact34.wav|"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact01.wav|"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact01.wav|"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact02.wav|"The square root of rope is string."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact02.wav|"The square root of rope is string."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Fact core fact05.wav|"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact05.wav|"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact06.wav|"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact06.wav|"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact07.wav|"89 | *[[Media:Fact core fact07.wav|"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact08.wav|"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact08.wav|"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact09.wav|"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact09.wav|"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Fact core fact15.wav|"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact15.wav|"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact16.wav|"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact16.wav|"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact17.wav|"The | *[[Media:Fact core fact17.wav|"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact18.wav|"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact18.wav|"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact19.wav|"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact19.wav|"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Fact core fact42.wav|"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact42.wav|"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact43.wav|"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact43.wav|"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact44.wav|"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4 | *[[Media:Fact core fact44.wav|"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact46.wav|"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact46.wav|"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact47.wav|"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact47.wav|"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Fact core fact58.wav|"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact58.wav|"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact59.wav|"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact59.wav|"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact60.wav|"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of | *[[Media:Fact core fact60.wav|"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact61.wav|"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact61.wav|"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."]] | ||
*[[Media:Fact core fact62.wav|"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."]] | *[[Media:Fact core fact62.wav|"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."]] |
Revision as of 17:46, 24 April 2011
Fact core lines
- "The situation you are in is very dangerous."
- "The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
- "The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
- "You are about to get me killed."
- "We will both die because of your negligence."
- "This is a bad plan. You will fail."
- "He will most likely kill you, violently."
- "He will most likely kill you."
- "You will be dead soon."
- "This situation is hopeless."
- "You are going to die in this room."
- "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
- "The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
- "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
- "The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
- "The Fact Sphere is always right."
- "The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
- "The Space Sphere will never go to space."
- "You will never go into space."
- "Fact: Space does not exist."
- "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
- "The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
- "The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
- "Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
- "The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
- "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
- "Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
- "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
- "Error. Error. Error. File not found."
- "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
- "Fact not found."
- "Corruption at 25%"
- "Corruption at 50%"
- "Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
- "Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
- "The square root of rope is string."
- "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
- "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
- "Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
- "The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
- "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
- "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
- "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
- "Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
- "Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
- "The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
- "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
- "Rats cannot throw up."
- "Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
- "Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
- "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
- "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
- "The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
- "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
- "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
- "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
- "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
- "The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
- "The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
- "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
- "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
- "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
- "Honey does not spoil."
- "The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
- "A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
- "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
- "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
- "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
- "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
- "Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
- "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
- "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
- "The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
- "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
- "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
- "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
- "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
- "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
- "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
- "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
- "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
- "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
- "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
- "The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
- "Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
- "Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
- "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
- "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
- "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
- "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
- "In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
- "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
- "Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
- "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
- "During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
- "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
- "According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
- "To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
- "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
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