Boots (video)
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"Boots" Video Transcript
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| [Aperture Science theme]
Cave Johnson: Hello investors, Cave Johnson here. Cave Johnson: Now I know you've sunk a lot of money into the dual-portal device. But I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole. Cave Johnson: Caroline- Cave Johnson: See, portal here, portal there, heh heh! Look at this thing go! Cave Johnson: Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem, lot of expensive equipment getting broken, but don't worry, Cave took care of it. Cave Johnson: Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot. Cave Johnson: Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not gonna lie to you, it was expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head. Cave Johnson: Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots. Cave Johnson: So anyway, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash. Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson, we're done here. |
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