Linhas de voz dos núcleos

Aqui está uma lista individual de linhas de voz dos núcleos de personalidade.

Portal

Núcleo de Curiosidade

Veja também: Núcleo de Curiosidade

• "Quem é você?"
• "O que é aquilo?"
• "Oh, o que é aquilo?"
• "O que é aquilo?"
• "O que é AQUILO?"
• "Ooh, aquela coisa tem números nele!"
• "Ei, olha para AQUELA coisa! Não, aquela outra coisa."
• "Ewww, o que há de errado com suas pernas?"
• "Para onde estamos indo?"
• "Você vai voltar?"
• "Oh ei, você é a garota do teste! Oi!"
• "Que barulho é esse?"
• "Isso é uma arma?"
• "Você está sentindo cheiro de alguma coisa queimando?" - Caso o núcleo seja levado para perto de um incinerador aberto
• "Para onde estamos indo?"
• "Oh, o que há aqui?"
• [Grito de morte] (não usado)

Núcleo de Inteligência

Veja também: Núcleo de Inteligência

• "Um pacote de mistura de bolo de chocolate de 539,72 ml."
• "Uma lata de glacê de nozes de coco."
• "Três barra quatro xícara de óleo vegetal."
• "Quatro ovos grandes. Um copo de gotas de chocolate semidoces."
• "Três barra quatro xícara de manteiga ou margarina."
• "Cinco terços de xícara de açúcar granulado."
• "Duas xícaras de "florinha" em pó."
• "Não esqueça enfeites como:"
• "Biscoitos em forma de peixe."
• "Doces em forma de peixe."
• "Restos sólidos em formato de peixe."
• "Sujeira em formato de peixe.."
• "Benzeno etílico em formato de peixe."
• "Alcaçuz de descascar."
• "Compostos orgânicos em formato de peixe e sedimento em formato de sedimento."
• "Pedaços de manteiga de amendoim revestidos de doces. Com o formato de peixe."
• "Uma xícara de suco de limão."
• "Resinas alfa."
• "Resina de poliéster insaturada."
• "Resinas superficiais da fibra de vidro."
• "E reservas voláteis de leite maltado."
• "Nove gemas de ovo grandes."
• "Doze membranas geossintéticas médias."
• "Uma xícara de açúcar granulado."
• "Uma entrada chamada "como matar alguém com as suas próprias mãos"."
• "Duas xícaras de ruibarbo, fatiados."
• "Dois barra três xícara de ruibarbo granulado."
• "Uma colher de sopa de ruibarbo multiuso."
• "Uma colher de chá de ruibarbo laranja ralado."
• "Três colheres de sopa de ruibarbo em chamas."
• "Um ruibarbo grande."
• "Um ruibarbo de radiografia eletromagnética de sonda cruzada."
• "Duas colheres de sopa de suco de ruibarbo."
• "Posicionador de cabeças ajustável de alumínio."
• "Injetor elétrico de agulha de abatimento."
• "Injetor de agulhas elétricas sem fios."
• "Propulsor do injetor de agulhas"
• "Arma injetora de agulhas."
• "Coberturas cranianas."
• "E contém preservadores provados, agentes de profunda penetração e produtos químicos para controle de gases e odores."
• "Isto vai desinfetar e preservar o tecido pútrido."

Robô de Escolta

• "Obrigado por assumir a posição de escolta para a festa."

Portal 2

Esfera Espacial

Veja também: Esfera Espacial

• "What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
• "Space going to space can't wait."
• "Space..."
• "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"
• "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."
• "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."
• "Space space wanna go to space"
• "Space space going to space oh boy"
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"
• "Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops."
• "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."
• "Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."
• "Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."
• "Space. Space."
• "I'm going to space."
• "Oh boy."
• "Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."
• "Space. Space. Gonna go to space."
• "Space. Space. Go to space."
• "Yes. Please. Space."
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
• "Gonna be in space."
• "Space."
• "Space."
• "Ohhhh, space."
• "Wanna go to space. Space."
• "[humming]"
• "Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."
• "I love space. Love space."
• "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."
• "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."
• "Space..."
• "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
• "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."
• "Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."
• "Space space wanna go to space"
• "Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"
• "Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"
• "I'm going to space."
• "Space!"
• "Space!"
• "Hey hey hey hey hey!"
• "Hey."
• "Hey."
• "Hey."
• "Hey."
• "Hey."
• "Hey lady."
• "Lady."
• "Space!"
• "Lady."
• "Space."
• "Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."
• "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."
• "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"
• "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"
• "Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."
• "I love space."
• "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."
• "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."
• "Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."
• "Gotta go to space."
• "Gonna be in space."
• "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."
• "Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."
• "Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."
• "Going to space."
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."
• "Love space. Need to go to space."
• "Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."
• "Space."
• "So much space. Need to see it all."
• "You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."
• "Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."
• "Please go to space."
• "Space."
• "Wanna go to space."
• "(excited gasps)"
• "Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."
• "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"
• "Hey lady."
• "Hey."
• "Lady."
• "Hey lady. Lady."
• "Hey."
• "Lady."
• "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
• "Space? SPACE!"
• "I'm in space."
• "I'm in space."
• "Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."
• "There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."
• "Getting bored of space."
• "Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space."
• "Are we in space?"
• "We are?"
• "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"
• "We made it we made it we made it. Space!"
• "Earth."
• "Wanna go to earth."
• "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."
• "Wanna go home."
• "Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."
• "Earth earth earth."
• "Don't like space. Don't like space."
• "It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."
• "SPAAACCCCCE!"
• "SPAAACE!"
• "YEEEHAAAAAW!"
• "Ah!"

Esfera Aventureira

Veja também: Esfera Aventureira

• "RÁPIDO: QUAL É A SITUAÇÃO? Ah, ei, olá linda dama. Meu nome é Rick. Então, está em uma aventurazinha?"
• "O quê? Você está lutando com aquele cara? Está tudo sob controle? Porque, sabe, parece que tem um monte de coisas pegando fogo..."
• "Ei, um relógio de contagem regressiva! Cara, isso é problema. A situação está bem feia. Para uma mulher tão linda. Se você não se importa."
• "Eu não quero te assustar, mas eu sou uma Esfera Aventureira. Projetada para o perigo. Então por que você não descansa um pouco, como fazem as damas, e me deixa assumir daqui."
• "Aqui, fique atrás de mim. É, assim mesmo. Exatamente como está fazendo. As coisas vão ficar bem feias."
• "Vai acabar com ele sozinha, é? Tudo bem, anjo. Eu farei o que puder para te dar cobertura."
• "Não me incomodo. Tenho que dizer, a vista daqui é muito boa mesmo."
• "Cara, aquele relógio corre rápido. E você é linda. Sempre há tempo para elogiar uma bela dama. Tudo bem, de volta ao trabalho. Vamos nessa."
• "Você ouviu isso? Eu acho que alguma coisa explodiu. Cara, nós estamos em muito perigo. Isso é que nem o Natal. Não, é melhor que o Natal. Isso deveria ter um feriado próprio. Dia da Explosão!"
• "Feliz Dia da Explosão, gata."
• "Vou te contar, é em horas como essa que eu queria ter uma cintura pra que eu pudesse usar todas as minhas faixas pretas. É, eu sou faixa preta. Em praticamente tudo. Caratê. Laratê. Jiu-jitsu. Kickboxing. Conseguir faixas. Luta greco... romântica."
• "Eu sou uma mola espiralada agora. Tensão e energia. Só que... eu sou um músculo. Como um grande músculo do braço, atravessando um muro de tijolos com um soco e que está acertando tão forte que o braço está pegando fogo. Isso aí."
• "Eu provavelmente não teria deixado as coisas chegarem a esse ponto, mas vá em frente e faça as coisas do seu jeito."
• "É o seguinte, me coloca no chão que eu sirvo de distração."
• "Tudo bem. Então você cria uma distração e eu vou distraí-lo da SUA distração."
• "Tudo bem, seu funeral. Seu funeral com caixão aberto e o belo corpo de uma dama."
• "Você tem uma arma? Porque eu realmente deveria ter uma arma. O que é essa coisa que você está segurando?"
• "Que tal uma faca, então? Você fica com a arma e eu uso uma faca."
• "Sem faca? Tudo bem. Eu sei tudo sobre pontos de pressão."
• "Então, quando matar aquele cara, você tem uma fala maneira? Preparada e tudo mais? É o seguinte: deixa eu te ajudar com isso enquanto você corre por aí."
• "Ok, vamos ver. Frase de efeito... ele é... grande. Ele está... pendurado ali. Ok. É, tudo bem, lá vamos nós: "Essa foi por um fio". Essa foi muito fácil."
• ""Essa foi por um frio"? Faria sentido se aqui estivesse congelando. Será que a gente pode ligar o ar-condicionado daqui?"
• "Tudo bem, quer saber, seria melhor se fizer ele falar algo primeiro. É melhor se eu tiver uma deixa."
• "O plano é esse: faça ele falar "Você foi uma pedra no meu sapato por tempo demais." Aí diga aos seus lindos ouvidos para se afastarem, porque eu vou mandar ele direto para a idade da pedra."
• "Here, let me put on some adventure music."
• "Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-DAN! DAN DAN! Dana-dana-na-dana-na-DAN! DAN DAN! nananaDANDANDAN dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan..."
• "Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-ação e aventura-dana-dana-na-dana-na-seguindo só nossas próprias regras-nanana-pendurados por nossos dedos numa montanha-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan..."
• "Jogue sujo com esse robô! Este robô lhe deve dinheiro! Este robô lhe! Deve! Dinheiro!"

Easter egg da "Pedra"

• "Não se esqueça! Pedra! Sapato!"
• ""É? Bem, essa pedra... está prestes a te derrubar". Cara, isso soou muito melhor na minha cabeça."

Diálogo não usado

• "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"
• "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."
• "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"
• "Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
• "Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."
• "Yeah! Nice!"
• "You messed with the wrong woman!"
• "Yeah! How'd you like that?"
• "How's that taste, pal?"
• "Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"
• "Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."
• "You're doing great!"
• "Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"
• "This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"
• "Shake it off! Shake it off!"
• "Pfff. I guess."
• "Pff. Whatever."
• "Oh, shut up!"
• "Nobody cares, four eyes."
• "If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."
• "Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."
• "You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."
• "You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."
• "Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."
• "Oh shut up!"
• "There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"
• "Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"
• "You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."
• "Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!"

Esfera dos Fatos

Veja também: Esfera dos Fatos

• "The situation you are in is very dangerous."
• "The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
• "The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
• "You are about to get me killed."
• "We will both die because of your negligence."
• "This is a bad plan. You will fail."
• "He will most likely kill you, violently."
• "He will most likely kill you."
• "You will be dead soon."
• "This situation is hopeless."
• "You are going to die in this room."
• "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
• "The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
• "The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
• "The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
• "The Fact Sphere is always right."
• "The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
• "The Space Sphere will never go to space."
• "You will never go into space."
• "Fact: Space does not exist."
• "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
• "The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
• "The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
• "Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
• "The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
• "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
• "Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
• "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
• "Error. Error. Error. File not found."
• "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
• "Fact not found."
• "Corruption at 25%"
• "Corruption at 50%"
• "Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
• "Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
• "The square root of rope is string."
• "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
• "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
• "Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
• "The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
• "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
• "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
• "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
• "Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
• "Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
• "The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
• "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
• "Rats cannot throw up."
• "Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
• "Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
• "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
• "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
• "The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
• "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
• "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
• "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
• "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
• "The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
• "The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
• "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
• "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
• "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
• "Honey does not spoil."
• "The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
• "A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
• "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
• "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
• "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
• "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
• "Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
• "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
• "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
• "The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
• "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
• "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
• "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
• "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
• "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
• "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
• "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
• "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
• "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
• "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
• "The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
• "Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
• "Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
• "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
• "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
• "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
• "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
• "In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
• "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
• "Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
• "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
• "During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
• "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
• "According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
• "To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
• "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."