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|[''Aperture Science theme''] | |[''Aperture Science theme''] | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': | '''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson here. | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product | '''Cave Johnson''': Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product; | ||
[''Turrets chattering''] | [''Turrets chattering''] | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': The | '''Cave Johnson''': The Turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet. | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. | '''Cave Johnson''': This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, uh, evening at the improv | '''Cave Johnson''': They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, uh, an evening at the improv... what idiot picked the- | ||
'''Cave Johnson''': And we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. | '''Cave Johnson''': And we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. |