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  |info    = This user is the owner of the '''Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center'''.
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* Oh, a new person in space! It's not space. Uh no, it is space. Oops. I forgot. I'm gonna ask him.
* Oh, a new person in space! It's not space. Uh no, it is space. Oops. I forgot. I'm gonna ask him.


Also check out the [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/List of Portal 3 Entities|List of Portal 3 Entities]].
== Other stuff... ==
== Other stuff... ==


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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 00|Test Chamber 00]]
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 00|Test Chamber 00]]
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 01|Test Chamber 01]]
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 02|Test Chamber 02]]
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 03|Test Chamber 03]]
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 04|Test Chamber 04]] (under construction)
== A random message... ==
Okay. Look, this is a random message.
=== That message ===
Look down.
==== The random message ====
Look down.
===== That actual message =====
Look up, then look back down and follow those instructions again. Infinite loop.
====== Is there even a message? ======
Yes. If you look down. By the way this text is getting smaller and smaller, it will definitely end up disappearing.
====== That message ======
:Come on, look down.
====== The random message ======
::Don't stop scrolling, continue looking down.
====== That actual message ======
:::Look up, then look back down, look back up, continue scrolling up until you get to the "A random message..." part then scroll back here. Once it's done, look down.
====== ThE mEsSaGe!!!! ======
The message is: ''Hello.''
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH YOU JUST GOT TRICKED!!!!!!! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
== IMPORTANT STUFF ==
IT'S SOME EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STUFF RIGHT THERE.
=== Empty userpage ===
If you see my userpage empty, REPORT IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY!!! I will repair the glitch later.
== Party Escort Beans Laboratories ==
Party Escort Bot = Beans here. Welcome to the Party Escort Beans Laboratories. I own this place. Most of our experiments turn out to be failures; do '''NOT''' touch anything in the laboratories! You can enter our website here: [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Party Escort Beans Laboratories|Party Escort Beans Laboratories website]]
=== The Pointless Project ===
We, at the Party Escort Beans Laboratories, are happy to present you a new project: '''The Pointless Project'''. We know the name can be misleading; it's not actually the project itself that is pointless. The point of this project is to make an entire recreation of [[Main Page|THIS wiki]], with the pages changed to be... absolutely pointless. Don't worry, we're not actually going to edit all the pages to delete the information, as that could cause... [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/MajorProblemsEdit|major problems]]; We're actually going to copy the source of the pages, and paste it into one of my userpages; don't report us for vandalism as it '''isn't''' vandalism!
<small>Reminder: We are '''not''' going to make the "real" pages pointless and informationless, we are going to make a '''re-cre-a-tion'''. Understood? Good. </small>
These are all the pages currently done:
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Pointless Project/Main Page|Main Page]]
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Pointless Project/Story|Story]]
=== The Overgrown Portal Wiki Project ===
We, at the Party Escort Beans Laboratories, are happy to present you with a brand new artistic project: '''The Overgrown Portal Wiki Project'''. No, once again, it's not the project itself that is overgrown. You know, since [[Chell|she]] destroyed [[GLaDOS|her]], all of [[Aperture Science|it]] is overgrown. Sorry, you completely misunderstood that sentence. I said "Since [[Chell]] destroyed [[GLaDOS]], all of [[Aperture Science]] is overgrown". So we are launching the Overgrown Portal Wiki Project which is about using Paint.NET and [[Portal ARG|ApertureScience.com]]'s glados@home project to blurt out an overgrown Portal Wiki. Now, there's too much talking, and not enough viewing. Enough talking, click a page to see its overgrown version.
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Overgrown Project/Main Page|Overgrown Main Page]]$
=== The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline Project ===
(exhausted) Hey. It's me. Party Escort Bot = Beans. [deep breath] I, you just heard that: I created a timeline... of all catastrophic events that ruined video games. Here is my timeline.
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline|The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline]]
== Adventure in the Unfinished Building ==
''Adventure in the Unfinished Building'' is a new text-and-links game, inspired by ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' and made entirely in ''[[Source SDK|Hammer]]''. Why? Because it's more like a text-and-images-and-links type of game. Yep, there's images now. To make you scared. Of the lighting. Of course.
::Signed, Party Escort Bot = Beans (in real life).
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/unfinished_building|Play ''Adventure in the Unfinished Building'']]
== Party Escort Bot = Beans in real life?! ==
Yep, i now have a [[wikipedia:User:Party Escort Bot = Beans|Wikipedia account]], with the exact same name as the one i use here, on the Portal wiki. I have a [http://www.developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/User:Party%20Escort%20Bot%20=%20Beans Valve Developer Community account] too, but the page is blank. <small>Email issues. <small>Thanks, new MediaWiki.<small> Wow, this writing is tiny. <small>Can you even see this one? <small>lolololol</small></small></small></small> Oh, wait, i'm talking to myself again.</small> Anyway, for any other accounts, check out the section down here...
== ALL of Party Escort Bot = Beans' currently used accounts! ==
Here are all my currently used accounts! '''Not''' on the Portal Wiki, since i only use one, this one. I mean all my accounts on other sites/games/whatever.
YouTube: StrongAdel
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Minecraft: Herobrine4745
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ROBLOX: CourageousAdel2005
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Algodoo: Adel
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Steam: Duh. I'm not even telling you.
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Portal: Ditto, it's the Steam account.
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Portal 2: Re-ditto, it's the Steam account
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Sploder: sinkingshiplover ('''Note:''' almost dead!)
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Wikipedia: Party Escort Bot = Beans
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Valve Developer Community: Party Escort Bot = Beans ('''userpage''' is dead. Cuz' it was never born! Hahahahahahhaaa!!!!)
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Portal 3: Re-re-ditto, it's the Steam account, and even if it wasn't, it would be the same as Portal.
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Five Nights at Freddy's: '''''system crash'''''
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2: '''''system crash'''''
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Five Nights at Freddy's 3: '''''system crash'''''
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Five Nights at Freddy's 4: '''error:''' game in development
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Five Nights at Freddy's 5: '''error:''' game non-existant
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Five Nights at Me's: Same as ROBLOX. Cause it's a roblox game! HahahahahahhahahahhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHEEEEEEHH!!! '''''system crash'''''
So, yep, all these people, turned out to be a single person. And it's not over.
== Life Simulator ==
Welcome to '''''Life Simulator'''''!
=== Game info ===
Current version: {{BlockLetters|Pre-Alpha 0.0.0 test 01}}
Previous versions: None
=== Description ===
A frequently updated game, that follows the adventure of [ insert name here ] throughout his life, from his birth to his death. And all that, in less than a real-life year.
Note: If you die in-game, and the result is a <span style="color:red;">GAME OVER</span>, then you died because of an incident. However, if you die and see <span style="color:green;">The End</span>, then it means your character has reached the end of his life, and that the game has ended.
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Life Simulator/A/Birth1|Play ''Life Simulator'']]
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