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{{User Portal}} {{User Portal|own}} {{User Portal 2| | {{User Portal}} {{User Portal|own}} {{User Portal 2|own}} {{User French}} {{User Steam|jizee95}} | ||
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|info = This user is the owner of the '''Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center'''. | |||
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* Oh, a new person in space! It's not space. Uh no, it is space. Oops. I forgot. I'm gonna ask him. | * Oh, a new person in space! It's not space. Uh no, it is space. Oops. I forgot. I'm gonna ask him. | ||
Also check out the [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/List of Portal 3 Entities|List of Portal 3 Entities]]. | |||
== Other stuff... == | == Other stuff... == | ||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 00|Test Chamber 00]] | [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 00|Test Chamber 00]] | ||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 01|Test Chamber 01]] | |||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 02|Test Chamber 02]] | |||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 03|Test Chamber 03]] | |||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Enrichment Center Test Chamber 04|Test Chamber 04]] (under construction) | |||
== A random message... == | |||
Okay. Look, this is a random message. | |||
=== That message === | |||
Look down. | |||
==== The random message ==== | |||
Look down. | |||
===== That actual message ===== | |||
Look up, then look back down and follow those instructions again. Infinite loop. | |||
====== Is there even a message? ====== | |||
Yes. If you look down. By the way this text is getting smaller and smaller, it will definitely end up disappearing. | |||
====== That message ====== | |||
:Come on, look down. | |||
====== The random message ====== | |||
::Don't stop scrolling, continue looking down. | |||
====== That actual message ====== | |||
:::Look up, then look back down, look back up, continue scrolling up until you get to the "A random message..." part then scroll back here. Once it's done, look down. | |||
====== ThE mEsSaGe!!!! ====== | |||
The message is: ''Hello.'' | |||
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH YOU JUST GOT TRICKED!!!!!!! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL | |||
== IMPORTANT STUFF == | |||
IT'S SOME EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STUFF RIGHT THERE. | |||
=== Empty userpage === | |||
If you see my userpage empty, REPORT IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY!!! I will repair the glitch later. | |||
== Party Escort Beans Laboratories == | |||
Party Escort Bot = Beans here. Welcome to the Party Escort Beans Laboratories. I own this place. Most of our experiments turn out to be failures; do '''NOT''' touch anything in the laboratories! You can enter our website here: [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Party Escort Beans Laboratories|Party Escort Beans Laboratories website]] | |||
=== The Pointless Project === | |||
We, at the Party Escort Beans Laboratories, are happy to present you a new project: '''The Pointless Project'''. We know the name can be misleading; it's not actually the project itself that is pointless. The point of this project is to make an entire recreation of [[Main Page|THIS wiki]], with the pages changed to be... absolutely pointless. Don't worry, we're not actually going to edit all the pages to delete the information, as that could cause... [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/MajorProblemsEdit|major problems]]; We're actually going to copy the source of the pages, and paste it into one of my userpages; don't report us for vandalism as it '''isn't''' vandalism! | |||
<small>Reminder: We are '''not''' going to make the "real" pages pointless and informationless, we are going to make a '''re-cre-a-tion'''. Understood? Good. </small> | |||
These are all the pages currently done: | |||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Pointless Project/Main Page|Main Page]] | |||
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[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Pointless Project/Story|Story]] | |||
=== The Overgrown Portal Wiki Project === | |||
We, at the Party Escort Beans Laboratories, are happy to present you with a brand new artistic project: '''The Overgrown Portal Wiki Project'''. No, once again, it's not the project itself that is overgrown. You know, since [[Chell|she]] destroyed [[GLaDOS|her]], all of [[Aperture Science|it]] is overgrown. Sorry, you completely misunderstood that sentence. I said "Since [[Chell]] destroyed [[GLaDOS]], all of [[Aperture Science]] is overgrown". So we are launching the Overgrown Portal Wiki Project which is about using Paint.NET and [[Portal ARG|ApertureScience.com]]'s glados@home project to blurt out an overgrown Portal Wiki. Now, there's too much talking, and not enough viewing. Enough talking, click a page to see its overgrown version. | |||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Overgrown Project/Main Page|Overgrown Main Page]]$ | |||
=== The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline Project === | |||
(exhausted) Hey. It's me. Party Escort Bot = Beans. [deep breath] I, you just heard that: I created a timeline... of all catastrophic events that ruined video games. Here is my timeline. | |||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline|The Video Game Catastrophe Timeline]] | |||
== Adventure in the Unfinished Building == | |||
''Adventure in the Unfinished Building'' is a new text-and-links game, inspired by ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' and made entirely in ''[[Source SDK|Hammer]]''. Why? Because it's more like a text-and-images-and-links type of game. Yep, there's images now. To make you scared. Of the lighting. Of course. | |||
::Signed, Party Escort Bot = Beans (in real life). | |||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/unfinished_building|Play ''Adventure in the Unfinished Building'']] | |||
== Party Escort Bot = Beans in real life?! == | |||
Yep, i now have a [[wikipedia:User:Party Escort Bot = Beans|Wikipedia account]], with the exact same name as the one i use here, on the Portal wiki. I have a [http://www.developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/User:Party%20Escort%20Bot%20=%20Beans Valve Developer Community account] too, but the page is blank. <small>Email issues. <small>Thanks, new MediaWiki.<small> Wow, this writing is tiny. <small>Can you even see this one? <small>lolololol</small></small></small></small> Oh, wait, i'm talking to myself again.</small> Anyway, for any other accounts, check out the section down here... | |||
== ALL of Party Escort Bot = Beans' currently used accounts! == | |||
Here are all my currently used accounts! '''Not''' on the Portal Wiki, since i only use one, this one. I mean all my accounts on other sites/games/whatever. | |||
YouTube: StrongAdel | |||
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Minecraft: Herobrine4745 | |||
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ROBLOX: CourageousAdel2005 | |||
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Algodoo: Adel | |||
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Steam: Duh. I'm not even telling you. | |||
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Portal: Ditto, it's the Steam account. | |||
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Portal 2: Re-ditto, it's the Steam account | |||
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Sploder: sinkingshiplover ('''Note:''' almost dead!) | |||
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Wikipedia: Party Escort Bot = Beans | |||
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Valve Developer Community: Party Escort Bot = Beans ('''userpage''' is dead. Cuz' it was never born! Hahahahahahhaaa!!!!) | |||
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Portal 3: Re-re-ditto, it's the Steam account, and even if it wasn't, it would be the same as Portal. | |||
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Five Nights at Freddy's: '''''system crash''''' | |||
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2: '''''system crash''''' | |||
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Five Nights at Freddy's 3: '''''system crash''''' | |||
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Five Nights at Freddy's 4: '''error:''' game in development | |||
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Five Nights at Freddy's 5: '''error:''' game non-existant | |||
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Five Nights at Me's: Same as ROBLOX. Cause it's a roblox game! HahahahahahhahahahhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHEEEEEEHH!!! '''''system crash''''' | |||
So, yep, all these people, turned out to be a single person. And it's not over. | |||
== Life Simulator == | |||
Welcome to '''''Life Simulator'''''! | |||
=== Game info === | |||
Current version: {{BlockLetters|Pre-Alpha 0.0.0 test 01}} | |||
Previous versions: None | |||
=== Description === | |||
A frequently updated game, that follows the adventure of [ insert name here ] throughout his life, from his birth to his death. And all that, in less than a real-life year. | |||
Note: If you die in-game, and the result is a <span style="color:red;">GAME OVER</span>, then you died because of an incident. However, if you die and see <span style="color:green;">The End</span>, then it means your character has reached the end of his life, and that the game has ended. | |||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Life Simulator/A/Birth1|Play ''Life Simulator'']] |
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