Core voice lines

Here is a list of individual personality core voice lines.

Portal

Curiosity Core

See also: Curiosity Core

Curiosity Core

• "Who are you?" | Download | Play
• "What is that?" | Download | Play
• "Oh, what's that?" | Download | Play
• "What's that?" | Download | Play
• "What is THAT?" | Download | Play
• "Ooh, that thing has numbers on it." | Download | Play
• "Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing." | Download | Play
• "Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?" | Download | Play
• "Where are we going?" | Download | Play
• "Are you coming back?" | Download | Play
• "Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!" | Download | Play
• "What's that noise?" | Download | Play
• "Is that a gun?" | Download | Play
• "Where are we going?" | Download | Play
• "Ohh, what's in here?" | Download | Play
• "Do you smell something burning?" | Download | Play - plays when putting the Curiosity Core near the open incinerator.
• "[Scream]" | Download | Play - unused, likely meant for when it is thrown into the incinerator.

Intelligence Core

See also: Intelligence Core

Cake Core

• "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix." | Download | Play
• "One can prepared coconut pecan frosting." | Download | Play
• "Three slash four cup vegetable oil." | Download | Play
• "Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips." | Download | Play
• "Three slash four cup butter or margarine." | Download | Play
• "One and two third cups granulated sugar." | Download | Play
• "Two cups all-purpose flower." | Download | Play
• "Don't forget garnishes such as:" | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped crackers." | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped candies." | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped solid waste." | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped dirt." | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped ethyl benzene." | Download | Play
• "Pull and peel licorice." | Download | Play
• "Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment." | Download | Play
• "Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish." | Download | Play
• "One cup lemon juice." | Download | Play
• "Alpha resins." | Download | Play
• "Unsaturated polyester resin." | Download | Play
• "Fiberglass surface resins." | Download | Play
• "And volatile malted milk impoundments." | Download | Play
• "Nine large egg yolks." | Download | Play
• "Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes." | Download | Play
• "One cup granulated sugar." | Download | Play
• "An entry called 'How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands'." | Download | Play
• "Two cups rhubarb, sliced." | Download | Play
• "Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb." | Download | Play
• "One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb." | Download | Play
• "One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb." | Download | Play
• "Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire." | Download | Play
• "One large rhubarb." | Download | Play
• "One cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb." | Download | Play
• "Two tablespoons rhubarb juice." | Download | Play
• "Adjustable aluminum head positioner." | Download | Play
• "Slaughter electric needle injector." | Download | Play
• "Cordless electric needle injector." | Download | Play
• "Injector needle driver." | Download | Play
• "Injector needle gun." | Download | Play
• "Cranial caps." | Download | Play
• "And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals." | Download | Play
• "That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue." | Download | Play

Anger Core

See also: Anger Core

Anger Core

• "*pant*" (unused)
• "*snarl*"
• "*gnash*"
• "*growl*"
• "*growl*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*snort*"
• "*growl*"
• "*growl*"
• "*growl*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*growl*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*grunt*"
• "*roar*"
• "*roar*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*hiss*"
• "*growl*"
• "*roar*"
• "*roar*"

If the core is taken near the open incinerator:

• "*yipe*"
• "*groan*" (unused)

Party Escort Bot

See also: Party Escort Bot

Party Escort Bot

• "Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."

Portal 2

Space Core

See also: Space Sphere

Space Sphere

• "What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." | Download | Play
• "Space." | Download | Play
• "Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady." | Download | Play
• "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space going to space can't wait." | Download | Play
• "Space..." | Download | Play
• "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" | Download | Play
• "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." | Download | Play
• "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space space wanna go to space" | Download | Play
• "Space space going to space oh boy" | Download | Play
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" | Download | Play
• "Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops." | Download | Play
• "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." | Download | Play
• "Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going." | Download | Play
• "Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space." | Download | Play
• "Space. Space." | Download | Play
• "I'm going to space." | Download | Play
• "Oh boy." | Download | Play
• "Yeah yeah yeah okay okay." | Download | Play
• "Space. Space. Gonna go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space. Space. Go to space." | Download | Play
• "Yes. Please. Space." | Download | Play
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" | Download | Play
• "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" | Download | Play
• "Gonna be in space." | Download | Play
• "Space." | Download | Play
• "Space." | Download | Play
• "Ohhhh, space." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go to space. Space." | Download | Play
• "[humming]" | Download | Play
• "Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space." | Download | Play
• "I love space. Love space." | Download | Play
• "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper." | Download | Play
• "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit." | Download | Play
• "Space..." | Download | Play
• "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!" | Download | Play
• "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look." | Download | Play
• "Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer." | Download | Play
• "Space space wanna go to space" | Download | Play
• "Wanna go to -- wanna go to space" | Download | Play
• "Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space" | Download | Play
• "I'm going to space." | Download | Play
• "Space!" | Download | Play
• "Space!" | Download | Play
• "Hey hey hey hey hey!" | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Hey lady." | Download | Play
• "Lady." | Download | Play
• "Space!" | Download | Play
• "Lady." | Download | Play
• "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!" | Download | Play
• "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!" | Download | Play
• "Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space." | Download | Play
• "I love space." | Download | Play
• "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space." | Download | Play
• "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space." | Download | Play
• "Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space." | Download | Play
• "Gotta go to space." | Download | Play
• "Gonna be in space." | Download | Play
• "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion." | Download | Play
• "Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE." | Download | Play
• "Going to space." | Download | Play
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space." | Download | Play
• "Love space. Need to go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space." | Download | Play
• "Space." | Download | Play
• "So much space. Need to see it all." | Download | Play
• "You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes." | Download | Play
• "Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space." | Download | Play
• "Please go to space." | Download | Play
• "Space." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go to space." | Download | Play
• "(excited gasps)" | Download | Play
• "Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space." | Download | Play
• "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!" | Download | Play
• "Hey lady." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Lady." | Download | Play
• "Hey lady. Lady." | Download | Play
• "Hey." | Download | Play
• "Lady." | Download | Play
• "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!" | Download | Play
• "Space? SPACE!" | Download | Play
• "I'm in space." | Download | Play
• "I'm in space." | Download | Play
• "Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space." | Download | Play
• "There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star." | Download | Play
• "Getting bored of space." | Download | Play
• "Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space." | Download | Play
• "Are we in space?" | Download | Play
• "We are?" | Download | Play
• "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!" | Download | Play
• "We made it we made it we made it. Space!" | Download | Play
• "Earth." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go to earth." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go home." | Download | Play
• "Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home." | Download | Play
• "Earth earth earth." | Download | Play
• "Don't like space. Don't like space." | Download | Play
• "It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth." | Download | Play
• "SPAAACCCCCE!" | Download | Play
• "SPAAACE!" | Download | Play
• "YEEEHAAAAAW!" | Download | Play
• "Ah!" | Download | Play

Adventure Core

See also: Adventure Sphere

Rick, the Adventure Sphere

• "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?" | Download | Play
• "What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download | Play
• "Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying." | Download | Play
• "I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here." | Download | Play
• "Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy." | Download | Play
• "Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you." | Download | Play
• "Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here." | Download | Play
• "Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this." | Download | Play
• "I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom." | Download | Play
• "I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah." | Download | Play
• "I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way." | Download | Play
• "Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction." | Download | Play
• "All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction." | Download | Play
• "All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral." | Download | Play
• "Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?" | Download | Play
• "How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife." | Download | Play
• "No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points." | Download | Play
• "So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around." | Download | Play
• "Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy." | Download | Play
• "'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?" | Download | Play
• "All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up." | Download | Play
• "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age." | Download | Play
• "Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!" | Download | Play
• "Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous." | Download | Play
• "Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!" | Download | Play
• "Here, let me put on some adventure music." | Download | Play
• "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download | Play
• "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..." | Download | Play

"Thorn" Easter Egg

• "Don't forget! Thorn! Side!" | Download | Play
• "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head." | Download | Play

Unused Dialog

• "QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?" | Download | Play
• "Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space." | Download | Play
• "'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!" | Download | Play
• "Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..." | Download | Play
• "Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples." | Download | Play
• "Yeah! Nice!" | Download | Play
• "You messed with the wrong woman!" | Download | Play
• "Yeah! How'd you like that?" | Download | Play
• "How's that taste, pal?" | Download | Play
• "Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!" | Download | Play
• "Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science." | Download | Play
• "You're doing great!" | Download | Play
• "Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!" | Download | Play
• "This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!" | Download | Play
• "Shake it off! Shake it off!" | Download | Play
• "Pfff. I guess." | Download | Play
• "Pff. Whatever." | Download | Play
• "Oh, shut up!" | Download | Play
• "Nobody cares, four eyes." | Download | Play
• "If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt." | Download | Play
• "Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode." | Download | Play
• "You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything." | Download | Play
• "You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care." | Download | Play
• "Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all." | Download | Play
• "Oh shut up!" | Download | Play
• "There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!" | Download | Play
• "Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!" | Download | Play
• "You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire." | Download | Play
• "Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!" | Download | Play

Fact Core

Main article: List of Fact Sphere facts

Fact Sphere

Poker Night 2

Paranoia Core

• The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
• You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
• Oh no, it's the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
• At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
• Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
• There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
• The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
• How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?