Headquarter8302
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JUST, CANNOT, GO OUT... GOD
This user tries to leave Wikis everywhere, even putting semi-retirement note, but JUST CANNOT LEAVE!!!.
 | “Are you alive down there?” This user is SEMI ACTIVEinfo Although there is still much stubs on the site. This user doesn't own portal and relying on other sources for information. To contact this user, click here |
 | “"Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier." |  Download |  Play”This user page is empty or mostly empty. You can help Portal wiki by NOT expanding it!. |
| “ | Under the new Aperture Science Deregulatory rules, this user has been qualified for creating a user account under the terms; Must be Autoconfirmed, edits regularly and fights vandalism. Other user's discretion is advised
— Announcer reading the new .log file
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Overview
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| Basic Information | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Health: | as many as GLaDOS |
| Speed: | as fast as Eminem rapping "Rap God" |
| Native language: | English |
| Portal | |
| Favourite co-op bot: | Atlas & P-Body |
| Favorite colour of portal: | Blue, Orange, White & Black |
| Favourite core: | Announcer |
| Favorite test chamber: | Finale |
| Contact information | |
| Web-site: | Portal Wiki |
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This user wants Portal. |
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This user wants Portal 2. |
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This user is an employee of Aperture Science. |
| en | This user has a native understanding of English. |
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This user reads the Portal Wiki with Spoilers on. |
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As of January 11, 2026, I have been a Portal Wikipedian for 5 years, 7 months, and 18 days. (since May 24, 2020) |
| Name: | headquarter8302 / Headquarter8302 |
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| Gender: | Male |
| I live in: | Earth |
| I like: | Editing and creating new pages |
| My tasks are: | Preventing Spam and Vandalism, and monitoring Recent Changes |
Hall of Fame
Harry Callaghan's Portal and Portal 2 music parodies
- If I Were A Core - A 4 minute long song about how a turret feels like to be a personality core.
- GLaDOS Is To Blame - 4 minute long song about a feeling of a turret regarding GLaDOS.
- The Wheatley Rap - A 3:30 minute long Wheatley rap, featuring the bots, turrets, and Space Core.
Jokes
Gallery a.k.a My Uploads
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So, what do i do here?
editing pages of course!
My Userboxes
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This user doesn't have Portal yet, but knows it a lot! |
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This user doesn't have Portal 2 yet, but knows it a lot! |
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This user doesn't do tests on CDT |
