Fact Guy

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Latest research on rats proves that if you get turned into an egg, only 9% of you will be converted to egg and the rest will be left to rot on the floor.
— Fact Guy

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Fact Guy will be a character in the upcoming game, [ insert "escort 3"'s real title here ]. Like the Fact Core, he spends most of his time rattling off annoying facts.

He is first seen in [ insert first appearance here ], and continues annoying the Test Subject while he is trying to escape the ruined Enrichment Center.

Trivia

  • Most of his facts are based on twisted Party Escort Beans Laboratories researches. In the following quote, bold text is what is understandable from the vague sentence.

"Latest research on rats at the Party Escort Beans Laboratories proves that if you get turned into an egg, only 9% of your body will be converted to egg and the rest will be left to die."

  • That same sentence seems to be a reference to "# EGG YOU ? = Nine" image on Behind The Text.