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*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-1.wav|"You're doing very well!"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-1.wav|"You're doing very well!"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_success-1.wav|"Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_success-1.wav|"Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested."]] | ||
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*[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav|"Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav|"Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav|"A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav|"A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly."]] | ||
=== On the [[Handheld Portal Device]] === | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav|"Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav|"With it, you can create your own portals."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav|"These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav|"The Device, however, has not."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav|"Do not touch the operational end of The Device."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav|"Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav|"Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav|"Most importantly, under no circumstances should you [bzzzpt]"]] | |||
=== On destroying a security camera === | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav|"At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav|"At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav|"To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav|"To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]] | ||
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*[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_08.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_08.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_09.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_09.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-00.wav|"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-00.wav|"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-01.wav|"Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-01.wav|"Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart."]] | ||
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*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-03.wav|"I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-03.wav|"I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-04.wav|"You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-04.wav|"You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four."]] | ||
=== Cake recipe === | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]] | ||
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*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]] | ||
=== GLaDOS curiosity sphere === | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Who are you?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Who are you?"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"What is that?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"What is that?"]] | ||
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*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|"[DEATH SCREAM]"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|"[DEATH SCREAM]"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav|"You are kidding me."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav|"You are kidding me."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_ spheredestroy2-00.wav|"Oh"]] | |||
=== Final battle === | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav|"Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav|"Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav|"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav|"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"]] |