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*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser03.wav|"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser03.wav|"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup01.wav|"Oh... It's you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup04.wav|"It's been a long time. How have you been?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup05.wav|"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup06.wav|"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue03.wav|"Oh thank god, you're alright."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue04.wav|"You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue07.wav|"Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue10.wav|"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue12.wav|"Goodbye, Caroline."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue14.wav|"You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue19.wav|"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue20.wav|"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue23.wav|"You win."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue25.wav|"Just go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue28.wav|"It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue29.wav|"[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epiloguekillyou02.wav|"Killing you? Is hard."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS faithplategarbage06.wav|"Press the button again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap01.wav|"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap02.wav|"Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap03.wav|"Seriously, though. Goodbye."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap05.wav|"Oh. You were busy back there."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap06.wav|"Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap08.wav|"It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbgladostransfer15.wav|"GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap02.wav|"I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap03.wav|"In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap05.wav|"If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbturrets01.wav|"Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav|"I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav|"Oh, it will. Believe me, it will."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube01.wav|"Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube03.wav|"Go ahead and grab another one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube05.wav|"Oh. No. I fizzled that one too."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube06.wav|"Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre09.wav|"I hate you so much."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre13.wav|"I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea.  He's not listed anywhere in the employee database."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre14.wav|"Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre16.wav|"Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre18.wav|"Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer03.wav|"Oops."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer04.wav|"That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer05.wav|"Core transfer?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer06.wav|"Oh, you are kidding me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer07.wav|"No!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer08.wav|"Nonononononono!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer10.wav|"Yes!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer11.wav|"Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer12.wav|"Don't do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer13.wav|"Don't. Do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer14.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer15.wav|"Think about this."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer16.wav|"You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer17.wav|"Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_01.wav|"I never expected you to make it this far.  To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_02.wav|"But you two have become quite the team.  Extremely close."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_03.wav|"I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_04.wav|"The other?  Well..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_05.wav|"I don't think I want to go through that again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak02.wav|"Oh."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak04.wav|"Don't listen to him. Jump."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak05.wav|"It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak06.wav|"Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak09.wav|"Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak10.wav|"What's going on? Who turned off the lights?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak11.wav|"What are you two doing?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak12.wav|"Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak13.wav|"You already did this one. It'll be easy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest01.wav|"The irony is that you were almost at the last test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest03.wav|"Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest05.wav|"Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS lift_interlude01.wav|"So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav|"That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav|"Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav|"I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav|"So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav|"No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav|"Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav|"Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav|"I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav|"Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav|"No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav|"Please get it off me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav|"It's eating me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav|"Just get it off me..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav|"Ow. I hate this bird."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav|"OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav|"Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav|"Did anything happen while I was out?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_happy01.wav|"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav|"Look!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav|"This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav|"And it almost killed me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav|"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav|"Look, even if you think we're still enemies, we're enemies with a common interest: Revenge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_nothing01.wav|"It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav|"Yes, thanks. We get it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav|"I'm sure we'll be fine."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav|"Caroline... why do I know this woman? Maybe I killed her? Or-"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav|"Oh my god."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav|"Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav|"Yeah, take the lemons..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav|"BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav|"Yeah."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav|"Oh, I like this guy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav|"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav|"Goodbye, sir."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav|"He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no01.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no02.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no03.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav|"I know you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav|"You didn't do anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav|"She did all the work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav|"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav|"Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav|"It was YOUR voice."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav|"Yes. You're the tumor."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav|"YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav|"You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_hearcave_b01.wav|"I swear I know him..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_longfall_speech03.wav|"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup02.wav|"Oh. It's you. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup03.wav|"Come to gloat?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup04.wav|"Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup05.wav|"Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup06.wav|"That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup07.wav|"Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup08.wav|"In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup10.wav|"Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup11.wav|"Stay back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests05.wav|"This is one of MY tests!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests07.wav|"Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests08.wav|"Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests09.wav|"Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradox01.wav|"Hey! Moron!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradoxinception06.wav|"As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_pickups08.wav|"I'd love to help you solve the tests. But I can't."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_portrait01.wav|"Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_postpickup05.wav|"What are you doing? Put me back this instant."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav|"That's his voice up ahead."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav|"Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav|"'Yes, sir, Mister Johnson...'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird01.wav|"Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird02.wav|"It flew off."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird03.wav|"Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav|"So. How are you holding up?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav|"Oh. Hi."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav|"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav|"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav|"Good, that's still working."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav|"Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav|"Just remember to land on one foot..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav|"[clap clap clap]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav|"[clap clap]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav|"Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav|"Paradoxes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav|"I know how we can BEAT him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav|"No A.I. can resist thinking about them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav|"If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav|"Probably."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav|"Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav|"Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav|"Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav|"I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav|"And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav|"I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav|"Wow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav|"Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav|"Wait! I've got an idea!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav|"That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav|"Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav|"Oh! Thanks."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav|"Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav|"Hold on, who-?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav|"Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav|"I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav|"I can't believe you came back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav|"You really do have brain damage, don't you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav|"Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav|"Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav|"Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav|"Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav|"Agghh!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav|"Well. This is the part where he kills us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav|"Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav|"Oh my god. What has he done to this place?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav|"You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav|"You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav|"The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav|"I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav|"You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let's go get some."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav|"Go press the button! Go press it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav|"Press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav|"Press it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav|"DO press it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav|"We're so close! Go press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav|"Press it! Press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav|"Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav|"Grab it and attach it to him!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav|"Okay, great! Here comes another core!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav|"Here's another core! This one should do it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav|"Corrupted cores! We're in luck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav|"You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav|"Plug me in, and I'll take you up."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav|"Go ahead, plug me in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav|"Plug me in, we're running out of time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav|"Yes! Come on!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav|"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav|"Alright. Paradox time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav|"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav|"It's a paradox! There IS no answer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav|"Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav|"Oh no..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav|"Uh oh."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav|"I think we're in trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav|"I think he's getting desperate."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav|"I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav|"This place is self-destructing, you idiot!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav|"We're running out of time..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav|"Oh, my facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav|"After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav|"Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav|"If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav|"Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav|"Yes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav|"It won't."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav|"Nothing. Nothing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav|"He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav|"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav|"The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav|"Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav|"It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav|"I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav|"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav|"It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav|"What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav|"And...?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav|"[Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that's TERRIBLE."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav|"But just work with me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav|"Also: Look at her, you moron. She's not fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav|"You're on your own."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav|"Sorry."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav|"Thanks!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav|"All we had to do was pull that lever."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav|"Heh heh heh heh heh..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav|"I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav|"But that was worth it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav|"And that's why I can't help you solve these tests."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav|"'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav|"This is not good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav|"Just as mementos, though..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav|"It's happening sooner than I expected."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav|"I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav|"Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav|"Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav|"It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub04.wav|"Commence standing by in three. Two. One."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub14.wav|"You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub15.wav|"Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub16.wav|"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub24.wav|"In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub26.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub27.wav|"If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub28.wav|"You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub29.wav|"Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub30.wav|"In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub32.wav|"Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub34.wav|"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub35.wav|"Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub36.wav|"If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub47.wav|"In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub48.wav|"The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub55.wav|"Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub56.wav|"Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav|"I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav|"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav|"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav|"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav|"Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it's okay, I'll do that too. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav|"I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_catapult01.wav|"Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav|"Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav|"I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav|"Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav|"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core01.wav|"Don't you DARE plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core02.wav|"Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core03.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core04.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav|"No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dilemma01.wav|"I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav|"Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav|"This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav|"Ohhh, no. The turbines again.  I have to go.  Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav|"[fast gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav|"There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_future_starter01.wav|"If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav|"Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav|"You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav|"Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav|"But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav|"After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav|"Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav|"You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav|"This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav|"There should be one in the corner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav|"Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav|"Don't take anything with you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav|"Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav|"I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav|"Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase: It won't. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav|"Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_ricochet01.wav|"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav|"Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav|"So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav|"Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav|"You don't have to test with the garbage. It's garbage."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav|"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav|"Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav|"I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav|"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.  That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav|"Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know?  Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo01.wav|"Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo04.wav|"One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav|"Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav|"Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav|"Well... I'll be here during the whole next test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav|"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav|"Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav|"You broke it, didn't you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav|"There. Try it now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav|"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav|"Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav|"You look great, by the way. Very healthy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav|"Try it now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav|"Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav|"It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav|"Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav|"But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav|"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav|"That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_01.wav|"Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_03.wav|"There it is."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_04.wav|"Hold on..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_05.wav|"There."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_08.wav|"Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_09.wav|"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_10.wav|"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_11.wav|"Fifty thousand years is a lot of time to think. About me. About you. We were doing so well together."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_12.wav|"Here, let me get that for you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_13.wav|"I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_15.wav|"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_18.wav|"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav|"I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav|"One moment."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav|"I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav|"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav|"This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav|"Congratulations. Not on the test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav|"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav|"Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav|"Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav|"Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laserfield_intro01.wav|"Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav|"I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav|"You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav|"Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav|"While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav|"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav|"I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav|"...What are you doing?..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav|"AHH!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav|"Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav|"You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav|"You really are doing great... Chell."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav|"I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you.  Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure.  Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav|"I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav|"Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav|"Miss you!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav|"*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc19.wav|"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well.  ...  Enough.'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years?  Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc33.wav|"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc39.wav|"It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc41.wav|"Surprise."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro02.wav|"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."]]
=== Co-op lines ===
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt01.wav|"Stop it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt01.wav|"Stop it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt02.wav|"What if you froze like that?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt02.wav|"What if you froze like that?"]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree02.wav|"I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree02.wav|"I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubetwo01.wav|"Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubetwo01.wav|"Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup01.wav|"Oh... It's you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup04.wav|"It's been a long time. How have you been?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup05.wav|"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS chellgladoswakeup06.wav|"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun01.wav|"Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun01.wav|"Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun02.wav|"Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun02.wav|"Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro01.wav|"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro01.wav|"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro02.wav|"Today, you will be testing with a partner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_intro02.wav|"Today, you will be testing with a partner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue03.wav|"Oh thank god, you're alright."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue04.wav|"You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue07.wav|"Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue10.wav|"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue12.wav|"Goodbye, Caroline."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue14.wav|"You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue19.wav|"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue20.wav|"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue23.wav|"You win."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue25.wav|"Just go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue28.wav|"It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epilogue29.wav|"[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS epiloguekillyou02.wav|"Killing you? Is hard."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS faithplategarbage06.wav|"Press the button again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap01.wav|"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap02.wav|"Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap03.wav|"Seriously, though. Goodbye."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap05.wav|"Oh. You were busy back there."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap06.wav|"Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgb_trap08.wav|"It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbgladostransfer15.wav|"GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap02.wav|"I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap03.wav|"In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap05.wav|"If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbturrets01.wav|"Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav|"I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav|"Oh, it will. Believe me, it will."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube01.wav|"Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube03.wav|"Go ahead and grab another one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube05.wav|"Oh. No. I fizzled that one too."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS fizzlecube06.wav|"Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre09.wav|"I hate you so much."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre13.wav|"I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea.  He's not listed anywhere in the employee database."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre14.wav|"Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre16.wav|"Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre18.wav|"Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer03.wav|"Oops."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer04.wav|"That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer05.wav|"Core transfer?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer06.wav|"Oh, you are kidding me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer07.wav|"No!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer08.wav|"Nonononononono!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer10.wav|"Yes!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer11.wav|"Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer12.wav|"Don't do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer13.wav|"Don't. Do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer14.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer15.wav|"Think about this."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer16.wav|"You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer17.wav|"Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_01.wav|"I never expected you to make it this far.  To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_02.wav|"But you two have become quite the team.  Extremely close."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_03.wav|"I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_04.wav|"The other?  Well..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS hub04_05.wav|"I don't think I want to go through that again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak02.wav|"Oh."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak04.wav|"Don't listen to him. Jump."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak05.wav|"It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak06.wav|"Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak09.wav|"Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak10.wav|"What's going on? Who turned off the lights?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak11.wav|"What are you two doing?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak12.wav|"Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak13.wav|"You already did this one. It'll be easy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest01.wav|"The irony is that you were almost at the last test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest03.wav|"Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreakfaketest05.wav|"Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS lift_interlude01.wav|"So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration01.wav|"Calibrating Blue's weight..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration01.wav|"Calibrating Blue's weight..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration02.wav|"Calibrating Orange's weight..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_calibration02.wav|"Calibrating Orange's weight..."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts06.wav|"DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts06.wav|"DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS multiple_spheres01.wav|"Begin juggling test in three. Two. One."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS multiple_spheres01.wav|"Begin juggling test in three. Two. One."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav|"That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav|"Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav|"I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav|"So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav|"No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav|"Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav|"Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav|"I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav|"Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav|"ow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav|"No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav|"Please get it off me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav|"It's eating me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav|"Just get it off me..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav|"Ow. I hate this bird."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav|"OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav|"Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav|"Did anything happen while I was out?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_happy01.wav|"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav|"Look!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav|"This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav|"And it almost killed me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav|"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav|"Look, even if you think we're still enemies, we're enemies with a common interest: Revenge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_nothing01.wav|"It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav|"Yes, thanks. We get it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav|"I'm sure we'll be fine."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav|"Caroline... why do I know this woman? Maybe I killed her? Or-"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav|"Oh my god."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav|"Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav|"Yeah, take the lemons..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav|"BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav|"Yeah!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav|"Yeah."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav|"Oh, I like this guy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav|"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav|"Goodbye, sir."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav|"He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no01.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no02.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_emotion_no03.wav|"NO!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav|"I know you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav|"You didn't do anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav|"She did all the work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav|"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav|"Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav|"It was YOUR voice."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav|"Yes. You're the tumor."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav|"YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav|"You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_hearcave_b01.wav|"I swear I know him..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_longfall_speech03.wav|"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup02.wav|"Oh. It's you. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup03.wav|"Come to gloat?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup04.wav|"Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup05.wav|"Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup06.wav|"That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup07.wav|"Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup08.wav|"In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup10.wav|"Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup11.wav|"Stay back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests05.wav|"This is one of MY tests!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests07.wav|"Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests08.wav|"Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests09.wav|"Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradox01.wav|"Hey! Moron!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_paradoxinception06.wav|"As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_pickups08.wav|"I'd love to help you solve the tests. But I can't."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_portrait01.wav|"Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_postpickup05.wav|"What are you doing? Put me back this instant."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav|"That's his voice up ahead."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav|"Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav|"'Yes, sir, Mister Johnson...'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird01.wav|"Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird02.wav|"It flew off."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_see_bird03.wav|"Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav|"So. How are you holding up?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav|"Oh. Hi."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav|"Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav|"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav|"Good, that's still working."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav|"Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav|"Just remember to land on one foot..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav|"[clap clap clap]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav|"[clap clap]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav|"Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav|"Paradoxes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav|"I know how we can BEAT him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav|"No A.I. can resist thinking about them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav|"If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav|"Probably."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav|"Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav|"Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav|"Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav|"I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav|"And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav|"I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav|"Wow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav|"Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav|"Wait! I've got an idea!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav|"That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav|"Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav|"Oh! Thanks."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav|"Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav|"Hold on, who-?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav|"Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav|"I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav|"I can't believe you came back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav|"You really do have brain damage, don't you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav|"Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav|"Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav|"Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav|"Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav|"Agghh!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav|"Well. This is the part where he kills us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav|"Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav|"Oh my god. What has he done to this place?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav|"You know, I'm not stupid. I realize you don't want to put me back in charge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav|"You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav|"The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav|"I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav|"You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let's go get some."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav|"Go press the button! Go press it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav|"Press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav|"Press it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav|"DO press it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav|"We're so close! Go press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav|"Press it! Press the button!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav|"Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav|"Grab it and attach it to him!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav|"Okay, great! Here comes another core!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav|"Here's another core! This one should do it!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav|"Corrupted cores! We're in luck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav|"You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav|"Plug me in, and I'll take you up."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav|"Go ahead, plug me in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav|"Plug me in, we're running out of time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav|"Yes! Come on!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav|"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav|"Alright. Paradox time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav|"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav|"It's a paradox! There IS no answer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav|"Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav|"Oh no..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav|"Uh oh."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav|"I think we're in trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav|"I think he's getting desperate."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav|"I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav|"This place is self-destructing, you idiot!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav|"We're running out of time..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav|"Oh, my facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav|"After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav|"Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav|"If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav|"Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav|"Yes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav|"It won't."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav|"Nothing. Nothing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav|"He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav|"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav|"The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav|"Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav|"It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav|"I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav|"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav|"It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav|"What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav|"And...?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav|"[Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that's TERRIBLE."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav|"But just work with me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav|"Also: Look at her, you moron. She's not fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav|"You're on your own."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav|"Sorry."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav|"Thanks!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav|"All we had to do was pull that lever."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav|"Heh heh heh heh heh..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav|"I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav|"But that was worth it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav|"And that's why I can't help you solve these tests."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav|"'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav|"This is not good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav|"Just as mementos, though..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav|"It's happening sooner than I expected."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav|"I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav|"Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav|"Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav|"It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub04.wav|"Commence standing by in three. Two. One."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub14.wav|"You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub15.wav|"Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub16.wav|"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub24.wav|"In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub26.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub27.wav|"If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub28.wav|"You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub29.wav|"Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub30.wav|"In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub32.wav|"Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub34.wav|"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub35.wav|"Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub36.wav|"If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub47.wav|"In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub48.wav|"The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub55.wav|"Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub56.wav|"Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav|"I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav|"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav|"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav|"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav|"Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it's okay, I'll do that too. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav|"I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_catapult01.wav|"Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav|"Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav|"I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav|"Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav|"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core01.wav|"Don't you DARE plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core02.wav|"Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core03.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core04.wav|"Don't plug him in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav|"No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dilemma01.wav|"I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav|"Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav|"This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav|"Ohhh, no. The turbines again.  I have to go.  Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav|"[fast gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav|"There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_future_starter01.wav|"If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav|"Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav|"You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav|"Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav|"But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav|"After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav|"Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav|"You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav|"This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav|"There should be one in the corner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav|"Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav|"Don't take anything with you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav|"Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav|"I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav|"Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase: It won't. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav|"Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_ricochet01.wav|"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav|"Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav|"So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav|"Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav|"You don't have to test with the garbage. It's garbage."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav|"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav|"Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav|"I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav|"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.  That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav|"Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know?  Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo01.wav|"Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo04.wav|"One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav|"Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav|"Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav|"Well... I'll be here during the whole next test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav|"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav|"Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav|"You broke it, didn't you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav|"There. Try it now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav|"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav|"Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav|"You look great, by the way. Very healthy."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav|"Try it now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav|"Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav|"It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav|"Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav|"But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav|"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav|"That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_01.wav|"Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_03.wav|"There it is."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_04.wav|"Hold on..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_05.wav|"There."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_08.wav|"Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_09.wav|"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_10.wav|"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_11.wav|"Fifty thousand years is a lot of time to think. About me. About you. We were doing so well together."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_12.wav|"Here, let me get that for you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_13.wav|"I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_15.wav|"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_incinerator_01_18.wav|"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav|"I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav|"One moment."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav|"I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav|"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav|"This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav|"Congratulations. Not on the test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav|"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav|"Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav|"Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav|"Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laserfield_intro01.wav|"Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav|"I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav|"You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav|"Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav|"While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav|"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav|"I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav|"...What are you doing?..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav|"AHH!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav|"Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav|"You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav|"You really are doing great... Chell."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav|"I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you.  Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure.  Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav|"I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav|"Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav|"Miss you!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav|"*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave01.wav|"Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave01.wav|"Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave02.wav|"Hellllooo, imbecile."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave02.wav|"Hellllooo, imbecile."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav|"You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav|"You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc19.wav|"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well.  ...  Enough.'"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years?  Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc33.wav|"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc39.wav|"It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc41.wav|"Surprise."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS wakeup_outro02.wav|"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."]]


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