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, 30 April 2015This Party Escort Bot = Beans is seriously crazy, making corrupted and messed up images only for me to decode them.
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''bssfigtinescortadv''. Wait, wait a minute. That's pretty clear. It's an entire sentence with missing letters and spaces. If you translate it, it turns out to say "Boss Fight in Escort Adv". And "cnfrm_bss_fight_in_es_c_adv" basically spoils all of the mysterious "Escort Adv", saying "Confirm Boss Fight In Escort Adv". | ''bssfigtinescortadv''. Wait, wait a minute. That's pretty clear. It's an entire sentence with missing letters and spaces. If you translate it, it turns out to say "Boss Fight in Escort Adv". And "cnfrm_bss_fight_in_es_c_adv" basically spoils all of the mysterious "Escort Adv", saying "Confirm Boss Fight In Escort Adv". | ||
== 2 new messages and a messed up image == | |||
[[File:User Party Escort Bot = Beans Corrupted message.png|thumbnail|left]] | |||
This one is possibly the most corrupted image i have shown. WordPad and Paint.NET combined anyone? Anyway, let's try to decode everything: | |||
* First of all, we know it's a letter. | |||
* It was sent to ''@abvzsd8_9-4-481''. | |||
* It was sent by... by '''WHAT'''?! It's almost entirely censored! However we can still see some letters. Fail censor much. I think it says Party Escort Bot = Beans. | |||
* The english text (rest is just text mess) says: | |||
'' and again, welcome to the Party Esc it took con trol the facility, we - Your tester, Party Es'' | |||
The first part (and again, welcome to the Party Esc) is likely {{spoiler|a reference to GLaDOS' first ever quote, "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center"}}. | |||
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The second part seems to say "{{spoiler|It took control of the facility}}". | |||
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The final part possibly says "{{spoiler|we need help}} - Your tester, Party Escort Bot = Beans" | |||
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It all makes sense, since the last image said "bssfigtinescortadv". | |||
[[File:User Party Escort Bot = Beans Corrupted message2.png|thumbnail|left]] | |||
Woah. What should i do first, decode the message or find out what the background means? Let's say the background first. | |||
=== The background === | |||
"2009 (censored) <big>2015.</big> <small>ignore last date255012</small>". Okaayyyy... I bet that's made with that Zalgo Text Generator you can find by googling "garbled text generator". Anyway, we have new words: | |||
* esc | |||
* adv | |||
* data | |||
* cnfrm | |||
* bssfigt | |||
* in | |||
* escort | |||
Just kidding, we have no new words, only copypasta from the earlier images. The word "data" is repeated so much that you could think it's supposed to be a meme. Imagine the space core saying that: | |||
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''Data. Data. Data. Data... Data. Data. I'm in data. Don't like data. Too small. Wanna go to space. Data. Ba ba. Data. DATAAAAAA!!!!'' | |||
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=== The message === | |||
There is a message, that i will read, hence the "read the message" caption.<ref>http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/User:Party_Escort_Bot_%3D_Beans/Behind_The_Text#Party_Escort_Bot_.3D_Beans_templates</ref> The message seems to say "{{spoiler|We need help. took over. Help us.}}" | |||
Man, this reminds me of ApertureScience.com and the Portal ARG. Well, the message is pretty clear, "they" need help. But who are they? Will we find out in "ESCORT ADVENTURE"? Who knows... | |||
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