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*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro02.wav|"Congratulations! The simple fact you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro02.wav|"Congratulations! The simple fact you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro05.wav|"As founder and CEO of Aperture Science I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro05.wav|"As founder and CEO of Aperture Science I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro07.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro07.wav|"We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as along as you keep yourself in top physical form there will always be a limo waiting for you."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro08.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro08.wav|"Say goodbye Caroline."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro09.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro09.wav|"She is a gem."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro02.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro02.wav|"Alright let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call Repulsion Gel."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro03.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro03.wav|"You're not part of the control group by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint [Laughs] All joking aside that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs. Tragic, but informative. Or so I'm told."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete02.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete02.wav|"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell ya this. It's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete03.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete03.wav|"Oh in case you got covered by that Repulsion Gel here's some advice the lab boys gave me [Rustles paper] Do not get covered in the Repulsion gel."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_intro01.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_intro01.wav|"The lab boys just informed me that I should NOT have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea. Make more pre-recorded messages! I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting01.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting01.wav|"There's a thousand tests performed everyday here in our Enrichment spheres. I can't personally oversee every one of them so these pre-recorded messages will cover any questions you might have, and respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your science adventure."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting03.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting03.wav|"Your test assignment will vary depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting05.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting05.wav|"Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting07.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting07.wav|"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Praying Mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting08.wav|""]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_waiting08.wav|"Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you. Fighting an army of Mantis-men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."]] | ||
== 70's == | == 70's == | ||