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[Aperture Science theme plays as the Aperture logo appears.]
[An animated building layout is shown, filled with various stick figures similar to those in the Portal teaser. Zoom in to a meeting room, where a projector screen is rolled down, and "Portal: Huge success" is shown.]
GLaDOS: For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.
[Stick figures on a conveyor belt from an Aperture shipment truck are handed retail box copies of Portal.]
GLaDOS: Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:
GLaDOS: Cowardice,
[The test subject in front drops their copy of Portal and runs away]
GLaDOS: Impaired motor skills,
[An orange portal appears in front of a subject, who steps through and falls off]
GLaDOS: Poor judgment,
[A subject turns around and shows a Black Mesa tattoo]
GLaDOS: Fear of heights,
[The conveyor belt lowers, and the subject falls with a Wilhelm scream.]
GLaDOS: Weights,
[A Weighted Companion Cube from Portal falls on a subject]
GLaDOS: Depths,
[A subject sinks into a tub of goo]
GLaDOS: Bullets,
[A subject is shot by two turrets]
GLaDOS: And fire.
[A subject ignites]
[An office desk with a chair and a computer assembles, and a stick-figure appears and sits on the chair.]
GLaDOS: Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free!
[The stick figure loads the program on the computer, which shows a clip from the Portal teaser. The stick-figure cheerfully puts its arms up while a speech bubble appears with a green $ dollar symbol overlaid with a red "no" symbol.]
[The stick figure is moved up in a vertical bar graph while spinning on the chair. Zoom out to show the entire graph. The stick-figure falls off the bar along with the chair as the view zooms back out to the meeting room.]
GLaDOS: Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.
[The projector screen shows "Portal 2: coming soon" and the stick figures in the room cheerfully put their arms up.]
GLaDOS: Good luck.
[The Steam and Portal logos fade in.]
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