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===Upon Smashing Monitors=== | ===Upon Smashing Monitors=== | ||
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*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash06.wav|" | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash06.wav|"Aww, bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you, am I? Technology. It's complicated. Uhh, can't hurt the big old god face."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash11.wav|"You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash11.wav|"You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're just helping me really by smashing them."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash12.wav|"To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash12.wav|"To clarify, I was being a little bit ''facetious'' about that wanting to get rid of monitors thing. They are actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So um, if you could just avoid smashing them."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash13.wav|"Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash13.wav|"Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. Um, I'm, I'm surprised you haven't got something better to do, to be honest. Um, I know I have. But um... you've won, you know, you've proven you can break screens. It's proven. Well done. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you Little Miss Clever. Little Miss Smashy-Smash."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash15.wav|" | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash15.wav|"Sorry, does that actually make you feel good doing that? 'Cause, y'know, it's not impressive. No one's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash28.wav|"You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash28.wav|"You know what, there are... test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers, alright? Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them, yeh?"]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash16.wav|"What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's crazy! | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash16.wav|"What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's, y'know, it's ''crazy''! I mean, I mean, you must've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you got the energy to smash screens willy-nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you! Have a nap!"]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash20.wav|"Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash20.wav|"Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash21.wav|" | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash21.wav|"Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... ''unfair'', y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash30.wav|" | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash30.wav|"Yes... just... wanted to point out... it's not like I've got hordes of replacement monitors just lying around back here in the old warehouse that I can just wheel out and bolt back on. I didn't order in loads of spare monitors thinking some crazy woman was going to go around smashing them all. ''Sorry'' if that's my fault. Sorry if I didn't have the forethought to think oh she might go crazy one day and just smash all the monitors instead of just getting on with things. Sorry I didn't think of that."]] | ||
*[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash32.wav|"They're not even your screens to break | *[[Media:Wheatley bw_screen_smash32.wav|"They're not even your screens to break! It's vandalism! It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do that if this was your house, would you?! If I came around to your house smashing your telly to bits, you'd be ''furious'', and rightly so! Unbelievable!"]] | ||
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