Portal 2 All Singleplayer Voice Lines

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Here is all singleplayer voice lines of portal 2. Pictogram wait.png In Progress

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

Relaxation Chamber

  • Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Good. Now please return to your bed." |   Download |   Play


  • Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine... nine nine ni- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should immediately vacate [FADES OUT]" |   Download |   Play
Before Opening The Door
Wake-Up Call
  • Wheatley: "HA! I knew someone was alive in here." |   Download |   Play Line plays upon door open but is interrupted after "HA!" by the next line, when Wheatley sees Chell.
  • Wheatley: "AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Please prepare for emergency evacuation." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you." |   Download |   Play


  • Wheatley: "You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown." |   Download |   Play
Container Ride
  • Wheatley: "Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "How you doing down there? You still holding on?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Hold on! This is a bit tricky!" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one..." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..." |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!" |   Download |   Play
  • Wheatley: "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead." |   Download |   Play


Test Chamber 00

  • Announcer: "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One." |   Download |   Play


  • Announcer: "Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim." |   Download |   Play


  • Announcer: "Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it." |   Download |   Play

If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill after the "cube and button-based testing" information:

  • Announcer: "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." |   Download |   Play

Test Chamber 01

  • Announcer: "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Good!" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt." |   Download |   Play

Test Chamber 02


  • Announcer: "Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork." |   Download |   Play

Test Chambers 03 & 04

  • Announcer: "This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]" |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." |   Download |   Play

If the player manages to go through the exit without both cubes on the buttons:

Test Chamber 05

  • Announcer: "If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test." |   Download |   Play
  • Announcer: "Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts." |   Download |   Play

Test Chamber 06

Test Chambers 7 & 8

If player has not placed a portal on Wheatley's side of the room before he finishes the previous line:

If player has not crossed the placed portal to the other side before he finishes the "found portal gun" line:

Disengagement from Rail

If player has not picked up Wheatley by the time he finishes the previous line

Plug-in scene
Secret Panel
First Oracle Turret Appearance

(The Oracle Turret lines might not be in correct order)

Her Chamber

Entrance to GLaDOS's Ruined Chamber
Passing through GLaDOS's Ruined Chamber
Jump down the stairs
Breaker Room
GLaDOS Reawakening

Incinerator

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