Party Escort Bot = Beans voice lines
This is a complete listing of Party Escort Bot = Beans' voice lines in the Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center.
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Voice lines
Introduction
Welcome to the Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center. I am Party Escort Bot = Beans. I own the place. You're gonna do a few tests for me, and then you get 60$, cake and freedom as a reward, okay? I'll be honest, we use some Aperture Science technology. Obviously, we didn't buy them, we stole them. Why? Because the new owner of Aperture Science doesn't sell Aperture's products anymore, so we had to steal it secretly. Don't tell anyone, okay? Anyway, here is a list of the tests you'll have to do. I recommend you to start from the beginning, because the last test chambers are pretty hard. Okay, enough talking. Click on a test chamber on this list, and solve it.
Test Chamber 01
If the player traps himself
You have managed to trap yourself in this room. The exit door is now open.
Test Chamber 03
Okay, it's me again. Just a reminder that the reviving machines aren't made to be used every 5 minutes, okay? Yes, it's our fault if you can die inside those tests. No, it's not our fault if you keep dying in the test chambers. That's because you're stupid. So in case you are scared of those tests, you're fired. This was a pre-recorded mess-
Okay, it's me again. That thing you are holding is an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, it allows you to create portals, but blah blah blah, you shouldn't look at the end of the device, blah blah, don't submerge it in liquid, blah blah. Nevermind, forget what i said, just remember the part that it can create portals.
Okay, the cameras are back online. Wait, you have the portal device; why isn't the exit door open? I'll call the lab boys, cause that's not normal.
Okay, i'm... wait, now the exit door is open! What's. Going. On. Wait a minute, the "pellet hazard" icon is TURNED ON! Test subject, i think someone... or something is trying to eliminate you!
If the player decides to wait
Hey there! Are you alive? Because i don't see you in Chamber 04. Not even in any other chamber. The Chamber 03 cameras are broken, so i can't see you. If you're not dead, continue testing.
Are you even still alive? I don't think you are. I honestly don't think you are. Oh, by the way, if you are still alive, CONTINUE TESTING!!!
Seriously, continue testing. You're wasting everybody's time on... [off mic] one. Yeah, one. [on mic] one earth. See what i did the- oops, i forgot. You're dead. To me.
Hey! Hey! It's been a week since i didn't talk to you. Been testing... other test subjects. 3 of them have already got 60$. Of course you didn't see them, they are in a different testing track. By the way, if you are still alive, how did you survive? What do you drink? What do you eat? You know the test chambers aren't edible, right? Oh, let me guess. You've been eating... air... and you've been drinking the dirty water that you can find under the test chambers, right? No? Well. If at least you could continue testing.
...if we don't... ...the subjects... ...all gonna die, and... ...the go... ...because of that, we'll be bankrupt! So get back to work, and repair those reviving machines!
Test Chamber 04
Oh, sorry! It's my fault. DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!
I hope that... didn't cause any trouble. Go to the- oh, you can't reach the test chamber. Let me help you. RUN! RUN AWAY!
I hope that there... there is no problem... right? There's no problem, right? Good. Uh, this test chamber introduces the concept of fl- -ng. That is when you sho- -into the exit. Do you understand? Nevermind, this mic isn't two way. Oh wait, the mic is programmed to cut out any information regarding how to solve the test chamber. Let me disable that... [beep] [beep] [pulling lever] Okay, it's done. So, what was i saying? Oh yeah, this chamber introduces the concept of flinging. That's actually a pretty easy skill to master. Okay, enough talking. Let's test this test!
If the player waits then jumps into the goo
You are kidding me. Did you really just jump in the goo? You know it since Chamber 01, and you... you just jump in the goo. I just cannot believe it.
If the player breaks the portal spawner
First time
[GLaDOS voice] Despite our efforts to make our test chambers solvable, you have managed to permanently lock yourself inside this room. [Human voice] Man, imitating her voice is hard. By the way, i'm not actually kidding, you just trapped yourself in this room. Let me fix that. [beep] [beep] [pulling lever] That should work. Oh, sorry, wrong button. [beep] [beep] [error message sound] Password? No one has told me that there was a password. Let me guess. A-B-C-D-G-H. [keyboard sounds] [buzzer] Oh, uh, G-L-A-D-O-S. [keyboard sounds] [buzzer] Err... P-O-R-T-A-L. [keyboard sounds] [buzzer] [Robot voice] Warning: Incorrect password. 3 tries left. [Human voice] 3 tries? You are kidding me? Okay, uh... I KNOW! I KNOW! E-S-C-O-R-T! [keyboard sounds] [ding] [Robot voice] Correct password. Please insert secondary 5 letter long password for maximal security. 5 tries allowed. [Human voice] Uh... 5 letters... H-E-L-L-O? [keyboard sounds] [buzzer] [Robot voice] 4 tries left. [Human voice] Oh! I know! B-E-A-N-S, right? [keyboard sounds] [ding] [Robot voice] Correct secondary password. Scanning... Subject #147551536798 detected, Identity: Party Escort Bot = Beans. Test chamber reset process authorized. [Human voice] Man, couldn't they just do the scanning process right at the beginning? Oh, i almost forgot you, test subject! Sorry. [beep] [beep] [keyboard sounds] [beep] [pulling lever] There we go! I'm resetting the test chamber.
Second time
Aaaargghh!!! Are you kidding me?! Is it YOUR HOBBY to make TEST CHAMBERS UNSOLVABLE?!? MAN, THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TEST THE TESTS?! [beep] [beep] [beep] Argh, I DID IT WRONG! [beep] [pulling lever] [beep] DID IT WRONG AGAIN! [beep] [beep] [keyboard sounds] [ding] [keyboard sounds] [ding] [beep] [beep] [keyboard sounds] [beep] [pulling lever] Done. Now stop breaking the spawner, and solve this test!
If the player jumps into the pit
You are kidding me. Did you really just jump in the pit? You know it since... [off mic] never. it doesn't know it. [on mic] Nevermind, but it looks dangerous and feels scary, and you... you just jump in. You have to be kidding me.
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Test Chamber 03
Okay, it's me again. Just a reminder that the reviving machines aren't made to be used every 10 seconds, okay? Yes, it's our fault if you can die inside those tests. No, it's not our fault if you keep dying in the test chambers. That's because you're stupid. So in case you are scared of those tests, you're fired. This was a pre-recorded mess-
Okay, it's me again. Just a reminder that the reviving machines aren't made to be used every 10 minutes, okay? Yes, it's our fault if you can die inside those tests. No, it's not our fault if you keep dying in the test chambers. That's because you're stupid. So in case you are scared of those tests, you're fired. This was a pre-recorded mess-
Under construction voice lines
These voice lines are used for under construction chambers, and are permanently removed from the page after the test chamber has been completed.
Test Chamber 04
Oh, it's... is it that time again? That time where i have to build a test?
Test Chamber 05
I just completed Chamber 04, leave me alone and let me sleep.