User:Party Escort Bot = Beans
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Hello! I am a Portal player, and uh well, i destroyed GLaDOS, and i just discovered that the Party Escort Bot from the end of Portal is... just a lot of beans. No, really! Check it out for yourself, just watch a video of the ending of Portal in third person! You'll see, the unseen robot that drags you back into Aperture Science at the end of Portal... it's... it's... a pack of beans. Really.
It's even proven on this wiki and on the Half-Life Wiki!
Favorite Games
My favorite games are Portal, Portal 2 and some sandbox games (Minecraft, ROBLOX...)
My version of the Portal storyline
Shortly after the Combine invasion of Earth, Chell awakens in a Relaxation Vault. Within only 10 seconds of awakening, a robotic and seemingly automated female voice welcomes Chell and informs her that she is a test subject. A Portal then opens after a strange malfunction in the robotic voice, which Chell enters. She notices the observation rooms which lack the staff that should be recording her performance.
After completing the first test and understanding the cube-and-button based mechanic, she is put through more tests to further understand the Portals mechanic.
In the second test, she recieves an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device that can only shoot blue portals. Later on, she is put through more dangerous tests with more mechanic learning such as High Energy Pellet redirection. She avoids these hazards and recieves another version of the Portal Device which can shoot blue and orange portals as she is put into increasingly dangerous tests, even getting put into a live-fire course designed for military androids. In it, she finds rooms with writings on the walls, telling her that "the cake is a lie" and that "she's watching her". She then discovers the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube which she is forced to incinerate at the end of the test chamber. The warnings were apparently true, as After the final test, she is driven into a death trap. Chell escapes the dramatically slow death trap and is informed that pretending to kill her was "simply part of the test." After understanding the mechanics of rocket redirection and getting put into a massive Sentry Turret ambush, she is forced to confront a massive robot, GLaDOS, which was the voice Chell only interacted with in the Enrichment Center, and succeeds. She regains consciousness in the parking lot of the Enrichment Center, with a lifeless GLaDOS beside her, and the Party Escort Bot thanks her for "assuming the party escort submission position", and begins dragging her back into the ruined Aperture Science Facility. As Chell is dragged away, it is revealed that the destruction of GLaDOS resulted in the activation of Personality Cores, tasked with the management of the Enrichment Center while GLaDOS is offline. The final scene shows another Companion Cube and a cake.