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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Wheatley's (cereal)}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:Wheatley's (cereal)}} | ||
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[[File:Wheatley's Cereal.jpg|300px|right|border]] | [[File:Wheatley's Cereal.jpg|300px|right|border]] | ||
{{Quotation|The founder of the cereal, '''Wheatley''' when eating the cereal|"Hmm, i actually DOES like this"}} | {{Quotation|The founder of the cereal, '''Wheatley''' when eating the cereal|"Hmm, i actually DOES like this"}} | ||
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* The carton itself | * The carton itself | ||
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== Slogans == | |||
These are listed slogans but not limited to: | |||
* The Breakfast of Test Subjects! | |||
* Wheatley's! The Breakfast of Test Subjects! | |||
* Aperture Tested, Approved by Subjects! | |||
== Critics == | == Critics == | ||
Some critics about the cereal is listed here: | Some critics about the cereal is listed here: | ||
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* Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve. | * Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve. | ||
* Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped. | * Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped. | ||
* Anti-Mass may have rendered the cereal lighter and more tangy. But it creates black holes when box opened too fast. | |||
* This is made by Wheatley! | * This is made by Wheatley! | ||
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== Critics Review == | == Critics Review == | ||
Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people: | Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people: | ||
{{Quotation|'''Dr. Wallace Breen''' when eating the cereal|"I'm feeling science! And a little bit stupid. And this is worse than my Reserve}} | {{Quotation|'''Dr. Wallace Breen''' when eating the cereal|"I'm feeling science! And a little bit stupid. And this is worse than my Reserve. {{Spoiler|And my reserve tastes like pee!}}}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Chell''' and '''Gordon Freeman''' when eating the cereal|"..."}} | {{Quotation|'''Chell''' and '''Gordon Freeman''' when eating the cereal|"..."}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''GLaDOS''' when the cereal is put onto her sample analyzer|"Get that thing out of my analyzer! That Moron-Stuff is prohibited in MY CHAMBER!}} | {{Quotation|'''GLaDOS''' when the cereal is put onto her sample analyzer|"Get that thing out of my analyzer! That {{Spoiler|Moron-}}Stuff is prohibited in MY CHAMBER!}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Friendly Frank''' when eating the cereal|"I'm not friendly when this cereal is in, my hands!"}} | {{Quotation|'''Friendly Frank''' when eating the cereal|"I'm not friendly when this cereal is in, my hands!"}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Universe Sigma-Alpha-009''' when accidentally receiving the cereal via black hole|"Dear <nowiki>Half-Life:Portal</nowiki> Universe. It is your {{Spoiler|<u>shit</u>}} now"}} | |||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] | ||
Revision as of 01:48, 28 August 2020
Warning! May contain profanity!
Please turn off the spoiler before reading this page.
| “ | "Hmm, i actually DOES like this"
— The founder of the cereal, Wheatley when eating the cereal
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Wheatley's© is a fundamental breakfast cereal created by Wheatley to somehow add revenues to Aperture Science. Wheatley's cereal is distributed along Aperture Science itself, Area around aperture, City 17 and anywhere else™
Contents
Contents of Wheatley's is listed but not limited to:
- 100% Science.
- 10% Aperture Science Branded Super Mobile Dry Milk Powder™.
- 50% Interdimensional Anti-Matter.
- 30% Cereal Cubes.
- 300% Sugar.
- 1 Minifigure of the Portal Gun™.
- 1 Aperture Science Branded Super Unresistant, Small Packaging, Minifigure Container.
- The carton itself
Slogans
These are listed slogans but not limited to:
- The Breakfast of Test Subjects!
- Wheatley's! The Breakfast of Test Subjects!
- Aperture Tested, Approved by Subjects!
Critics
Some critics about the cereal is listed here:
- Too much sugar.
- Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve.
- Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped.
- Anti-Mass may have rendered the cereal lighter and more tangy. But it creates black holes when box opened too fast.
- This is made by Wheatley!
Distribution
Wheatley's distribution are listed here but not limited to:
- Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center
- Aperture Innovators
- City 17
- Borealis
- Quarantine Zone
- Xen
- Combine OverWorld
- Anywhere Else™
Critics Review
Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people:
| “ | "I'm feeling science! And a little bit stupid. And this is worse than my Reserve. And my reserve tastes like pee!
— Dr. Wallace Breen when eating the cereal
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” |
| “ | "..."
— Chell and Gordon Freeman when eating the cereal
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” |
| “ | "Get that thing out of my analyzer! That Moron-Stuff is prohibited in MY CHAMBER!
— GLaDOS when the cereal is put onto her sample analyzer
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” |
| “ | "I'm not friendly when this cereal is in, my hands!"
— Friendly Frank when eating the cereal
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” |
| “ | "Dear Half-Life:Portal Universe. It is your shit now"
— Universe Sigma-Alpha-009 when accidentally receiving the cereal via black hole
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