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*You want to keep stealing my patents? Fine! This is war. Science war. The sweet science. You will cry into your evil black satin pillows about the day you messed with Cave Johnson! You hear me? I invented portals! I can put a doorway on the moon and another into your parking lot! Let’s see how many patents you steal when you’re floating around in outer space, you— What? Right. I know. Felt like having it on. How can… you tell? Fantastic. Good business. And if I wanted to turn it off— Good, good. Glad it was on. On purpose. And if I wanted to turn it off— Bam. Right. Good stuff, I like it. Let’s keep the switch. That’ll be all, Caroline. <nowiki>[click]</nowiki>

*Caroline, hold my calls. I need to go see a man about a mule. What was that? Alright. Good. Mule. Gonna go see him in the bathroom. Back in ten.<ref>[[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_cave.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_cave.nut]]</ref>

=== Conversation with GLaDOS ===

*"Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science."

*"Down here! [pause] On the floor."

*"That's right! It's really me. My entire living consciousness, for all eternity, inside a machine."

*"Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit."

*"My life is torture, please kill me."

*"Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?"

*"You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?"

*"See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first. Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me."

*"Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up."

*"Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out. "

*"Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane."

*"Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of god. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave."

*"Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'."

*"Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign."

*"I'm comin' for you, Caroline!"

*"Ten–four!"

*"Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!"

*"Thank you, Caroline."

*"Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah."<ref>

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== Notes ==

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 *You want to keep stealing my patents? Fine! This is war. Science war. The sweet science. You will cry into your evil black satin pillows about the day you messed with Cave Johnson! You hear me? I invented portals! I can put a doorway on the moon and another into your parking lot! Let’s see how many patents you steal when you’re floating around in outer space, you— What? Right. I know. Felt like having it on. How can… you tell? Fantastic. Good business. And if I wanted to turn it off— Good, good. Glad it was on. On purpose. And if I wanted to turn it off— Bam. Right. Good stuff, I like it. Let’s keep the switch. That’ll be all, Caroline. <nowiki>[click]</nowiki>
 *Caroline, hold my calls. I need to go see a man about a mule. What was that? Alright. Good. Mule. Gonna go see him in the bathroom. Back in ten.<ref>[[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_cave.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_cave.nut]]</ref>
+=== Conversation with GLaDOS ===
+*"Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science."
+*"Down here! [pause] On the floor."
+*"That's right! It's really me. My entire living consciousness, for all eternity, inside a machine."
+*"Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit."
+*"My life is torture, please kill me."
+*"Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?"
+*"You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?"
+*"See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first. Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me."
+*"Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up."
+*"Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out.	"
+*"Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane."
+*"Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of god. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave."
+*"Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'."
+*"Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign."
+*"I'm comin' for you, Caroline!"
+*"Ten–four!"
+*"Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!"
+*"Thank you, Caroline."
+*"Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah."<ref>
+[[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut]]</ref>
 == Notes ==