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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Party Escort Beans Laboratories - Buy an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:Party Escort Beans Laboratories - Buy an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device}} | ||
Please print the following (seemingly random) text, | Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process: | ||
475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans | 475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans | ||
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* Burning for no reason | * Burning for no reason | ||
Aperture Science is not responsible for any [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/Turret Problems| | Aperture Science is not responsible for any [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/Turret Problems|trouble involving Sentry Turrets]].</small> | ||
<big>Price: '''2.00$'''</big> | <big>Price: '''2.00$'''</big> | ||
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There are a few rules to follow before using this device: | There are a few rules to follow before using this device: | ||
# This device is '''dangerous'''. Use it at '''your own risk'''. | # This device is '''very dangerous'''. Use it at '''your own risk'''. | ||
# Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device! | # Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device! | ||
Please note that gravity '''can''' be turned into | Please note that gravity '''can''' be turned into waffles when using this device. | ||
=== Buy Device === | === Buy Device === | ||
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Are you sure you want to buy the device? | Are you sure you want to buy the device? | ||
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD/Confirm|Yes]] [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Party Escort Beans Laboratories|No]] | [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD/Confirm|'''Yes''']] [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Party Escort Beans Laboratories|No]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:23, 8 April 2015
Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process:
475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans
H47E8F121G4H55Z8Z7B272D64F42G452 To: Subject #14826724227226927
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B-FR-18-27R-42 Output:
Subject #14826724227226927 buying Product #14722842182276242B1827
B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input:
CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan
buy_process:delete//createoutput:delete_data
- You are currently buying an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device.
We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:
- Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
- Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
- Burning for no reason
Aperture Science is not responsible for any trouble involving Sentry Turrets.
Price: 2.00$
Click here for more information.
Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.
There are a few rules to follow before using this device:
- This device is very dangerous. Use it at your own risk.
- Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!
Please note that gravity can be turned into waffles when using this device.
Buy Device
Are you sure you want to buy the device?