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'''Subject #14826724227226927''' buying '''Product #14722842182276242B1827''' | |||
B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input: | |||
CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan | |||
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:You are currently buying an [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD|Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device]]. | |||
<small>We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as: | |||
* Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling | |||
* Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes | |||
* Burning for no reason | |||
Aperture Science is not responsible for any [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/Turret Problems|problems involving Sentry Turrets]].</small> | |||
<big>Price: '''2.00$'''</big> | |||
<small>Click [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/PriceInfo|here]] for more information.</small> | |||
<small>Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.</small> | |||
There are a few rules to follow before using this device: | |||
# This device is '''dangerous'''. Use at '''your own risk'''. | |||
# Certain people might have nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device! | |||
# | |||
Revision as of 14:55, 8 April 2015
Please print the following (seemingly random) text, this is an essential part of the buying process:
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B-FR-18-27R-42 Output:
Subject #14826724227226927 buying Product #14722842182276242B1827
B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input:
CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan
buy_process:delete//createoutput:delete_data
- You are currently buying an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device.
We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:
- Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
- Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
- Burning for no reason
Aperture Science is not responsible for any problems involving Sentry Turrets.
Price: 2.00$
Click here for more information.
Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.
There are a few rules to follow before using this device:
- This device is dangerous. Use at your own risk.
- Certain people might have nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!