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Wheatley: Also, are you alive? If that's important. Should have asked that, first. <br>
Wheatley: Also, are you alive? If that's important. Should have asked that, first. <br>
Wheatley: I'll wait--I'll wait one hour, then I'll come back and, as soon as I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! GO, TEAM! See you in an hour, hopefully! If you're not... dead. <br>
Wheatley: I'll wait--I'll wait one hour, then I'll come back and, as soon as I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! GO, TEAM! See you in an hour, hopefully! If you're not... dead. <br>
Announcer: Some emergency-testing <br>
Announcer: Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share. <br>
You just keep on trying <br>
Announcer: Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork. <br>
Till you run out of cake. <br>
And the Science gets done. <br>
And you make a neat gun. <br>
For the people who are <br>
Still alive. <br><br>
I'm not even angry. <br>
I'm being so sincere right now. <br>
Even though you broke my heart. <br>
And killed me. <br>
And tore me to pieces. <br>
And threw every piece into a fire. <br>
As they burned it hurt because <br>
I was so happy for you! <br>
Now these points of data <br>
Make a beautiful line. <br>
And we're out of beta. <br>
We're releasing on time. <br>
So I'm glad. I got burned. <br>
Think of all the things we learned <br>
For the people who are <br>
Still alive. <br><br>
Go ahead and leave me. <br>
I think I prefer to stay inside. <br>
Maybe you'll find someone else <br>
To help you. <br>
Maybe Black Mesa... <br>
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. <br>
Anyway this cake is great <br>
It's so delicious and moist <br>
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do <br>
When I look out there <br>
It makes me GLaD I'm not you <br>
I've experiments to run <br>
There is research to be done <br>
On the people who are <br>
Still alive. <br><br>
And believe me I am still alive <br>
I'm doing science and I'm still alive <br>
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive <br>
While you're dying I'll be still alive <br>
And when you're dead I will be still alive <br>
Still alive <br>
Still alive.
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