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''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''</code>
''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''</code>
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Latest revision as of 01:07, 9 December 2020

The Wheatley Rap is a Portal music parody created by Harry Callaghan about Wheatley rapping his story of life before and after he is thrown to space, featuring the Space Core and Sentry Turrets.

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Lyrics

Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core!
I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door!
I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro!
Such a good jumper too...
(Trust me, I know!)


When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up!
She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup!
Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail!
When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale!
(But!)


That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!


We went behind the scenes to try and escape!
She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape!
Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets!
Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets!


We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert!
Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt!
I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit...
I even punched Chell down a deadly pit...
That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!


With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots!
Did a little digging and came across the bots!
Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests!
But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests!


Chell and the potato, made it to my lair!
I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair!
Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon!
And it sucked us out like a big typhoon!


That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!


Spaaaaace!


Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!


Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!
Space!


That little moron couldn't handle it!
He gained some power and lost his shit!
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!
And now he's banished into space, without a ship!