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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Wheatley's (cereal)}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:Wheatley's (cereal)}} | ||
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[[File:Wheatley's Cereal.jpg|300px|right|border]] | [[File:Wheatley's Cereal.jpg|300px|right|border]] | ||
{{Quotation|The founder of the cereal, '''Wheatley''' when eating the cereal|"Hmm, i actually DOES like this"}} | {{Quotation|The founder of the cereal, '''Wheatley''' when eating the cereal|"Hmm, i actually DOES like this"}} | ||
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* The carton itself | * The carton itself | ||
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== Slogans == | |||
These are listed slogans but not limited to: | |||
* The Breakfast of Test Subjects! | |||
* Wheatley's! The Breakfast of Test Subjects! | |||
* Aperture Tested, Approved by Subjects! | |||
== Critics == | == Critics == | ||
Some critics about the cereal is listed here: | Some critics about the cereal is listed here: | ||
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* Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve. | * Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve. | ||
* Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped. | * Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped. | ||
* Anti-Mass may have rendered the cereal lighter and more tangy. But it creates black holes when box opened too fast. | |||
* This is made by Wheatley! | * This is made by Wheatley! | ||
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== Critics Review == | == Critics Review == | ||
Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people: | Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people: | ||
{{Quotation|'''Dr. Wallace Breen''' when eating the cereal|"I'm feeling science! And a little bit stupid. And this is worse than my Reserve}} | {{Quotation|'''Dr. Wallace Breen''' when eating the cereal|"I'm feeling science! And a little bit stupid. And this is worse than my Reserve. {{Spoiler|And my reserve tastes like pee!}}}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Chell''' and '''Gordon Freeman''' when eating the cereal|"..."}} | {{Quotation|'''Chell''' and '''Gordon Freeman''' when eating the cereal|"..."}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''GLaDOS''' when the cereal is put onto her sample analyzer|"Get that thing out of my analyzer! That Moron-Stuff is prohibited in MY CHAMBER!}} | {{Quotation|'''GLaDOS''' when the cereal is put onto her sample analyzer|"Get that thing out of my analyzer! That {{Spoiler|Moron-}}Stuff is prohibited in MY CHAMBER!}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Friendly Frank''' when eating the cereal|"I'm not friendly when this cereal is in, my hands!"}} | {{Quotation|'''Friendly Frank''' when eating the cereal|"I'm not friendly when this cereal is in, my hands!"}} | ||
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{{Quotation|'''Universe Sigma-Alpha-009''' when accidentally receiving the cereal via black hole|"Dear <nowiki>Half-Life:Portal</nowiki> Universe. It is your {{Spoiler|<u>shit</u>}} now"}} | |||
[[Category:Jokes]] | [[Category:Jokes]] | ||